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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.07.2020 02:31:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

   My life is quickly moving........    Adam is sleeping today........
        My Client tonight is Amazing too.......
   A woman surprising, her traveling son's,, with ME
   She had one request, and it was that I wear a skirt........
   I am wearing this Right now >.
punk rock clothing - Avril Lavigne  Punk rock outfits Rock outfits  To meet my neighbors son's......
   I really am That REAL^, for people who take a holiday, to meet me.........
   Well  not always, but I love Denise too......
    Oh Heaven's......   I love dancing in these boots and skirt.......
   I rehearsed my routine with her,   and she approved it,   but she hasn't seen the 'SKIRT yet....
   HAHA,   I hope she fires me........ 420 style, too !!!!!!!!

 She asked me for a dance for her son's..... 
 My artistic licence.is very likely unexpected.......
   How does a woman introduce herself at a family  BBQ ?
   It is not written in the strippers handbook,   but I am going to entertain some Babies tonight.
    I'm so excited......    when I dress to the nines WATCH OUT............
     I was stretching with the client,   and     WOW   she really wants me to go wild on them.......... PG13 style.......
   Yes, there will be wives in attendance...........
    Why Denise's is paying me to be a dancer, is so silly.   I would do it for free,   but she actually 'BOOKED-me'.   Piff
   But she demanded that ^  skirt and an entrance her son's would love..
                    Who could refuse the offer?
   Not me....   This is my FUN !!!!
   

03.07.2020 02:31:16
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nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30791
Reputation: 15956
Posts: 148
Secville
03.07.2020 08:34:36
nancxboy666

My life is moving along........    I am to return to work in one day........
        My thoughts are to why HLB hates me so much.......
   A woman older than me, implying I have low self esteem and STIS
   She had one thought, and it was to attack........
   I really am That REAL, for people who don’t know me, to say I am not me.........
   Well not always, but I love the drama too......
    Oh Heaven's......   why be a stripper and put down gay men for being sexually actively .......
   I practiced my answers to Chris if I was ever to meet him in London
   HAHA,  I hope he fires HLB........ Bimbo suicide style too !!!!!!!!
   It is not written in the strippers handbook,   to slut shame others 
    I'm so excited......   when I see a response from HLB............
     
    Why HLB is praying for my replies, is so silly.  I would do it for free,  Piff
                    Who could refuse the offer to feel sorry for someone’s grandchildren ?
   Not me....  This is my FUN !!!!

03.07.2020 08:34:36
 

Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
03.07.2020 11:05:56
Cum_Dumpster

-pops head in through the pub door for a moment-
A few posts were deleted for breaking forum rules.
Carry on!

03.07.2020 11:05:56
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
viscerae
Level 75
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 325818
Reputation: 102641
Posts: 1413
Atheista
03.07.2020 22:39:45
viscerae

Hmm...
          Time to hog the karaoke machine.
*take's the MICROPHONE in hand and belt's out an EPIC ballad*

[Chorus]
Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...

[Verse 1]
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love
De-de-de-deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some-

You tease me
Oh, please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me, don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy

[Chorus]
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong (my ding ding dong)
La lalala lalala...

[Verse 1]
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love

You tease me
Oh, please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me, don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy

[Chorus]
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...

(My ding ding dong)
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...

Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong (my ding ding dong)
La lalala lalala...

Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...
Mmm, my ding ding dong
La lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
La lalala lalala...

Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong

03.07.2020 22:39:45
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
03.07.2020 22:52:49
torrenoia

oh my turn next :)

Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

[Verse 1]
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(Four, three, two, Fuck you)

[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Interlude]
Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

[Verse 2]
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

[Chorus]
Terezi says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Extended Chorus]
So delicious (eridan, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
[Outro]
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second

[Outro Interlude]
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit!

[Instrumental Outro]

03.07.2020 22:52:49
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
04.07.2020 01:17:48
Classy Joe

Good to hear singing and not drama since I should be the one creating drama.

04.07.2020 01:17:48
                                                          
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
04.07.2020 03:11:15
David boreanaz

do you have any drama for us, Classy Joe?

04.07.2020 03:11:15
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
04.07.2020 05:08:53
Classy Joe

The only drama I have is how much better I am than everyone else :)

04.07.2020 05:08:53
                                                          
nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30791
Reputation: 15956
Posts: 148
Secville
04.07.2020 08:54:19
nancxboy666

Joe you are superior himbo king shit 

04.07.2020 08:54:19
 

Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
04.07.2020 09:05:16
Classy Joe

nancxboy666 wrote:
Joe you are superior himbo king shit 
I sure am. Thanks for noticing.


04.07.2020 09:05:16
                                                          

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