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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
02.07.2020 04:20:34
David boreanaz

woah that’s scary as . i’m glad you got out alive

02.07.2020 04:20:34
railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71396
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 08:32:57
railophone



02.07.2020 08:32:57
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
02.07.2020 12:28:10
David boreanaz

Woah . Let me roll one real quick 

02.07.2020 12:28:10
viscerae
Level 75
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 325929
Reputation: 102642
Posts: 1413
Atheista
02.07.2020 14:32:38
viscerae

Friend's, this happened a while ago... but I have been UNABLE to not think about it!

      // So I made the decision to come here and type it out....

•It was a fine day for hiking 'alone' on an empty trail.
  [The sun shone.]
  || A gentle breeze blew in my direction, so that my "tresses" looked like something out of a "shampoo" "commercial", the one's where they have fan's on.

<<Perfect, isn't it?>>

But the feeling's of constant emptiness would NOT subside! And I just kept on walking.... hoping to find solace...... somewhere under those lonely skie's...........

Until I heard incessant shrieking nearby. It was as if my prayer's had been answered....

<I was no longer alone.>

Looking down, I saw where the voice came from: a lone hiker, like myself, holding on to the edge of a cliff FOR 'DEAR' LIFE...!

I knew I had to save him; but how......??

      (Then I heard a 'divine' 'voice' and knew what to do. The stranger shouted upon hearing the sound of my fly unzipping. Huh.)

AND THAT was when I pulled out my TITANIC MAGNUM DONG!

"Just... Hold onto my dic*, bro, there's no time to lose", I reassured him. He reluctantly followed my order's, and I 'managed' to 'rescue' him.
 
      Now can I get 5 like's for this MOVING story?


02.07.2020 14:32:38
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 14:57:15
HeavenLeighBimbo

When I woke up this morning Adam was gone........ 
 I know where he is though......... less than 1000 feet from me,
                  but not in my bed at any point !!!

   I had such a fun and nasty party last night, and even the next-morning I don't have a single regret........ being naked for a while giving a ' free-be-dance', for a friend I can trust too give me the 'Space' I need to EXPRESS myself, in my dance-form.....
   Dancing for a Man, who truly appreciates the 'routines of physical FORM ' I do just for him, is very emotionally  comfortable for me.
He sees me nearly everyday, and doesn't see me as a sexual  CONQUEST.......... 
 Instead he calls himself a 'Bottom'.........?   
   Haha !!!!!!!!   
        Doesn't every woman have a gay[happy] best-friend?    If not they SHOULD... 
Adam is my Big piece, of 'UN-OBTAINABLE'  lust.   
Being TEASED while TEASING is so....      SEXY in my humble opinion.........
  I tend to get very sexual around him,  because I feel safe in his company, and I know he just wants to 'lick-me'.....
      I will Return the 'Party JOKE'..........[? ^]
         As ->   Friends,    I owe him something, Embarrassing_ !_ NOW !!!
Adam just might experience 'Heavenly',    in Public......
                  A 'BIMBO-tantrum'   at a GAS station?
  His next date with me, might make him cry ......... !
_______  OMG________   I'm coming up with so many'EVIL-plan's  ___________
             To make him laugh, and wiggle his way out of my 'SEX-Appeal'.

          

02.07.2020 14:57:15
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scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
02.07.2020 17:10:55
scapegrace

damn that's crazyyy

02.07.2020 17:10:55

scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
02.07.2020 17:11:25
scapegrace

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
None of us get out of life>
                                     Alive.......
   That is the point of being a  KICK-A$$- bit*h'in, Bimbo..........
this is so true

02.07.2020 17:11:25

nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30791
Reputation: 15956
Posts: 148
Secville
02.07.2020 17:30:06
nancxboy666

scapegrace wrote:
damn that's crazyyy
Nancxboy666 sits down with Adam and asks him: “How does it feel to be the token gay best friend, it must be so much fun being nothing but an accessory to a straight woman”

Nancxboy666 sparks up his joint and blows the smoke in HLB’s face and demands to know why she’s using Adam to feel better about herself

02.07.2020 17:30:06
 

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 18:39:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

nancxboy666 wrote:
scapegrace wrote:
damn that's crazyyy
Nancxboy666 sits down with Adam and asks him: “How does it feel to be the token gay best friend, it must be so much fun being nothing but an accessory to a straight woman”

Nancxboy666 sparks up his joint and blows the smoke in HLB’s face and demands to know why she’s using Adam to feel better about herself

[Heavenly writes/] 
        I am so tempted to let Adam answer this question himself..... 
             He would find it so amusing, like petting a puppy......
A token?       
So a gay man, considers another gay man a 'TOKEN' if he has female friends?
   MY GOD,  >>>>   Adam has more female friends than Male friends,  and his personality is attractive to women, and I personally love men who intellectually challenge me too.......
  Men like him are VERY RARE, for a woman to love................
   He certainly isn't my TOKEN of anything.    He is just my perfect man, who knows his boundaries with me.   
   He understands me, as I Know him.......
           Thousand's of hours spent talking, to the point, crowds form to listen to us argue about silly-Sh*t. We are a formidable TEAM as entertainer's together. 
             Adam doesn't need a 'Token'  EX-model ether.......    However he does find it fun to hit on the MEN, hitting on ME, at the clubs......
    I'm not offended by his love for men/ (#me too),   and he certainly isn't a token, in my humble opinion....
                              He is a MAN.
          I will defend his sexual preference and his right's to be homosexual as he sees fit. He is a REAL- life friend, and as such I see his face and feeling's.   Believe it or not,   Homosexual Men are the only one's who make him CRY.   He discusses his failed sexual encounters with me, like a MOMMY. 
 [and   It KILLS me, emotionally. *   Why?,  is the long story......]

   Watching me dance naked, doesn't make him a traitor to the gay-right's movement.


02.07.2020 18:39:48
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nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30791
Reputation: 15956
Posts: 148
Secville
02.07.2020 19:01:43
nancxboy666

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
nancxboy666 wrote:
scapegrace wrote:
damn that's crazyyy
Nancxboy666 sits down with Adam and asks him: “How does it feel to be the token gay best friend, it must be so much fun being nothing but an accessory to a straight woman”

Nancxboy666 sparks up his joint and blows the smoke in HLB’s face and demands to know why she’s using Adam to feel better about herself

[Heavenly writes/] 
        I am so tempted to let Adam answer this question himself..... 
             He would find it so amusing, like petting a puppy......
A token?       
So a gay man, considers another gay man a 'TOKEN' if he has female friends?
   MY GOD,  >>>>   Adam has more female friends than Male friends,  and his personality is attractive to women, and I personally love men who intellectually challenge me too.......
  Men like him are VERY RARE, for a woman to love................
   He certainly isn't my TOKEN of anything.    He is just my perfect man, who knows his boundaries with me.   
   He understands me, as I Know him.......
           Thousand's of hours spent talking, to the point, crowds form to listen to us argue about silly-Sh*t. We are a formidable TEAM as entertainer's together. 
             Adam doesn't need a 'Token'  EX-model ether.......    However he does find it fun to hit on the MEN, hitting on ME, at the clubs......
    I'm not offended by his love for men/ (#me too),   and he certainly isn't a token....   He is a MAN.
          I will defend his sexual preference and his right's to be homosexual as he sees fit. He is a REAL- life friend, and as such I see his face and feeling's.   Believe it or not,   Homosexual Men are the only one's who make him CRY.   He discusses his failed sexual encounters with me, like a MOMMY. 
 [and   It KILLS me, emotionally. *   Why?,  is the long story......]

   Watching me dance naked, doesn't make him a traitor to the gay-right's movement.

I wonder how Adam would reply too *nancxboy666 looks HLB in the eyes and says:* considering I a gay men never implied that I consider him a ‘token gay friend’ you implied that yourself by saying “Doesn't every woman have a gay[happy] best-friend?   If not they SHOULD...” I never said he was a token for having female friends.


Also where did I say he was a traitor to the gay rights movement?


I also wonder if Adam shares your horrible transphobic views as well :3


*nancxboy666 is high asf at this point and needs some water*









02.07.2020 19:01:43
 

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