[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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23.06.2020 20:18:01
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"This isn't a porn site, but a roleplay thread. Go objectify women's bodies on pornhub like the rest of us."

The pink alien snaps into existence at the will of the narrator. He sighs dramatically.

"Narrator... I think you've completely lost any sense of proffesionalism."

"Well, you break the 4th wall once and look what happens," the Narrator narrates, smugly.

The alien strolls to the bar and pulls out the bottle of glittering Viniq Liqueur. "Who wants a shitty drink that looks pretty?"

23.06.2020 20:18:01
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23.06.2020 23:04:02
jamie fae

I thought so too.

23.06.2020 23:04:02
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25.06.2020 04:03:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   





25.06.2020 04:03:17
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25.06.2020 06:36:50
David boreanaz

miss HeavenLeigh have you heard from the family of the dead friend you danced for?

25.06.2020 06:36:50
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25.06.2020 07:57:27
nancxboy666

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   
I hope you realise how bad it is implying a made up characters mum is a meth addict it’s insensitive to literally anyone who struggles with addiction or have family members who struggle with addiction 





25.06.2020 07:57:27
 

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25.06.2020 12:10:41
AlienPrinceFromVenus

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   



So you're a pedophile now? I'm sorry, I'm probably reading this wrong. You see sometimes my alien brain can't quite comprehend your 5000 iq human speech patterns...


25.06.2020 12:10:41
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25.06.2020 16:46:13
CinnamonSugar


*Mesmerized by the liqueur*

25.06.2020 16:46:13
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26.06.2020 23:20:31
Classy Joe

*walks into the bar and sits down on a throne like chair* Can someone get me a drink. I want a drink NOW!!! 

26.06.2020 23:20:31
                                                          
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27.06.2020 05:42:09
David boreanaz

*dashes to the bar to fetch Classy Joe a cold one* your drink, sir. 

27.06.2020 05:42:09
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27.06.2020 12:30:21
Classy Joe

*takes a sip of the drink* about damn time I get a drink. Next time be quicker.

27.06.2020 12:30:21
                                                          

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