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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
23.06.2020 20:18:01
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"This isn't a porn site, but a roleplay thread. Go objectify women's bodies on pornhub like the rest of us."

The pink alien snaps into existence at the will of the narrator. He sighs dramatically.

"Narrator... I think you've completely lost any sense of proffesionalism."

"Well, you break the 4th wall once and look what happens," the Narrator narrates, smugly.

The alien strolls to the bar and pulls out the bottle of glittering Viniq Liqueur. "Who wants a shitty drink that looks pretty?"

23.06.2020 20:18:01
They/Them 
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
23.06.2020 23:04:02
jamie fae

I thought so too.

23.06.2020 23:04:02
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.06.2020 04:03:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   





25.06.2020 04:03:17
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David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
25.06.2020 06:36:50
David boreanaz

miss HeavenLeigh have you heard from the family of the dead friend you danced for?

25.06.2020 06:36:50
nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30791
Reputation: 15956
Posts: 148
Secville
25.06.2020 07:57:27
nancxboy666

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   
I hope you realise how bad it is implying a made up characters mum is a meth addict it’s insensitive to literally anyone who struggles with addiction or have family members who struggle with addiction 





25.06.2020 07:57:27
 

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
25.06.2020 12:10:41
AlienPrinceFromVenus

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
How to blog My Day:
   N O!  hhhhhh_______AAAA HHHHH

 It was so beautifully innocent, but a fashion show. of PERFECT YOUTH..............
    Kay kay Kyleey,[ her real name } performed for me today.
      She was just STUNNING...........
           I have modeled Victoria Secrete runway ' stuff,   but ..........
   What I saw 'Kay-Kay' do today without even knowing what she did.....
   Took my breath away.......  While riding a Bicycle bare foot, in a bikini,  and I screamed at her, to get out of the road.. 
She did it on purpose........
    She BESTED ME !!!!!
       One moment captured in time, yet my Eye was on her FASHION.....   
       A REAL GIRL of 12 living in TOTAL ABJECT POVERTY,
Made me ENVIOUS of her style......

           Ever admired anyone  before?.
    I have to Admit, living next door to Kay-Kay is a *flippin*, challenge.............
    She is my only competition in town.
    Her bikini,   won_ the pool party.....
                           
   'Kay Kay' is a long personal story of mine....... but what she did today was just so amazing, I had to mention it in my diary......
  Without a doubt,
at the pool today,
a little girl CRASHED, 
she was a welcome,  refugee
sight
50 braid's,
   I counted them, as she fell asleep in Peace................
  [ my real life with Kay Kay, is Real.......>   and could sound unusual.....      }   Ehhh   whatever.........

   Kay Kay wore the most perfect bikini, I have ever seen on a female, in all my life, today.
   It's summer time, and us girls stick together.
   I wish  I was 12 again,     with Kay Kays, perfect STYLE...........   she is so perfect    I weep, wishing she could be my daughter.
  Small town life.......   I feel like Kay Kay's mother, Often...............
Her real MOTHER IS A meth ADDICT.        and it hurt's me so badly..............
   



So you're a pedophile now? I'm sorry, I'm probably reading this wrong. You see sometimes my alien brain can't quite comprehend your 5000 iq human speech patterns...


25.06.2020 12:10:41
They/Them 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
25.06.2020 16:46:13
CinnamonSugar


*Mesmerized by the liqueur*

25.06.2020 16:46:13
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.06.2020 23:20:31
Classy Joe

*walks into the bar and sits down on a throne like chair* Can someone get me a drink. I want a drink NOW!!! 

26.06.2020 23:20:31
                                                          
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
27.06.2020 05:42:09
David boreanaz

*dashes to the bar to fetch Classy Joe a cold one* your drink, sir. 

27.06.2020 05:42:09
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
27.06.2020 12:30:21
Classy Joe

*takes a sip of the drink* about damn time I get a drink. Next time be quicker.

27.06.2020 12:30:21
                                                          

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

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