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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
19.06.2020 17:12:12
CinnamonSugar

Absolutely, we need to think of the positive...That's why I've selected a song that always helps me..."Moments" by Emerson Drive...carefully edited for only the best parts...

*Begins to scream the lyrics*

I've had my moments, days in the sun
Moments I was second to none
Moments when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like that plane ride coming home from the war
That summer my son was born
And memories like a coat so warm
A cold wind can't get through
Lookin' at me now you might not know it
But I've had my moments

I said, You know, I haven't always been this way

I've had my moments, days in the sun
Moments I was second to none
Moments when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like the day I walked away from the wine
For a woman who became my wife
And a love that, when it was right,
Could always see me through
Lookin' at me now you might not know it
But I've had my moments

I've had my moments, days in the sun

Moments I was second to none
Moments when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like that cool night on the E. Street Bridge
When a young man almost ended it
I was right there, wasn't scared a bit
And I helped to pull him through
Lookin' at me now you might not know it
Oh, lookin' at me now you might not know it
But I've had my moments

I've had my moments
I've had my moments
I've had my moments


*Bows dramatically*

My throat hurts. 

*Gulps the drink of the nearest customer*


19.06.2020 17:12:12
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 01:24:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm sorry Joe.......   I'm a total whore......
    I danced for a woman today ......
   It was a beautiful last request, for a dying woman.....
   It sux's to see your friend's die.......
     I was surprised she wanted to see me dance one last time...........
      She had the audacity  to SCREAM at me for getting naked.     As she took her last breath.
   I'm in a very DARK MOOD >
kids Sexy Lace Dance Costumes Competition Dresses Dress Salsa
     Someone, MADE ME DANCE TODAY.........   GURRRRRRRRRR ^^^^^^^^

20.06.2020 01:24:42
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
20.06.2020 01:26:08
Classy Joe

Dance away. I can't tell what to do or how to act.

Oops sorry my fat fingers accidentally thumbs down.

20.06.2020 01:26:08
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 01:38:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just did, the equivalent of :  Seduction Of a  Roman Catholic  NUN.    I am truly evil,  where she is concerned..

   I am really bad as a bimbo in real life. 
                I make peoples dreams come true,   
                            and sometime's those dream's HURT me...............
       I'm hurt  today........
                        I lost a a friend today,   but was there, to talk her into HEAVEN.

20.06.2020 01:38:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 01:47:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am in tear's,
   because a Saint requested Me....
    An escort, not found anywhere.........
   To Die with !!!!!!!,   Now that is  wild as an actress...<<<<
           I made her passing very pleasant.......
    She loved the way I sang to her...............
             It is sometimes nice to remind yourself your Alive, in the real world......
                 I wish I wouldn't cry so much, TOO....

20.06.2020 01:47:03
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
20.06.2020 01:49:17
Classy Joe

That's nice of you 

20.06.2020 01:49:17
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 02:00:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yet as Your EX WIFE,    In this 'E',emotional weakness,,,,,,
   I would _______   Take your_______ Flip****   SHUHHHHHHHHHHH*     Flop's off your feet and buy food for sea lion's.]>
    My DATE WITH A KING :
         There is  A JOE, I would Nibble on,   And There is Classic JOE.
      My EX- husband is mine.        You want him ?   You better be a good Bimbo..........
     I'm only donating him............   < yeah I 

20.06.2020 02:00:48
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 02:08:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe My dear :>
Fashion Sexy Latin Dance Dress For Girls Shining Samba Children  No !
You wouldn't want to play in my neighborhood......
    I wonder what  trouble, I could get into.....   ????????
   Make-up is SO BIMBO !!! 
 It is so Odd, when I just am with a friend......... 
  I means so much to me.
   I tend to get very Exotic.,   and that is what I thrive ON. >>>>>>

20.06.2020 02:08:23
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.06.2020 02:25:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe is More Than A husband, To me.........
    He is the Representative, of ALL Him-BO'S IN MY, OPINION.
    He is the only one, I would let apply lotion to my naked body............
    Joe is 'Good' for seeing me naked,   I'm OK with THAT.
    I Am the Original Miss Bimbo !!!!!
  

20.06.2020 02:25:37
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
20.06.2020 02:30:14
Classy Joe

I don't know what to say. HeavenLeigh is so kind to me.

20.06.2020 02:30:14
                                                          

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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