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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
17.06.2020 15:28:46
scapegrace

*ive been doing the harlem shake for almost 72 hours now. jamie fae’s geriatric knees have been pummeled into a fine dust. david boreanaz and his beer helmet stand helplessly off to the side, forum banned for being too sexy or whatever*

17.06.2020 15:28:46

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
17.06.2020 17:26:23
torrenoia

the paramedic has arrived. they took so long because they too were banned for being too sexy. they take out some medical equipment that they just barely know how to use and as they ready their equipment they grunt "shit dammit were losing her WERE LOSING HER" its their first day on the job

17.06.2020 17:26:23
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
17.06.2020 18:21:17
scapegrace

the paramedics are dummy thicc and the clap of their ass cheeks pulls me to consciousness briefly. *clack clack clack* their high heels smack the pavement as they load me into the ambulance.

17.06.2020 18:21:17

jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
17.06.2020 20:59:57
jamie fae

scapegrace wrote:
*ive been doing the harlem shake for almost 72 hours now. jamie fae’s geriatric knees have been pummeled into a fine dust. david boreanaz and his beer helmet stand helplessly off to the side, forum banned for being too sexy or whatever*
HAY, my knees aren't that bad, YET!!! *LOL*

17.06.2020 20:59:57
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
18.06.2020 03:23:24
David boreanaz

"Jamie fae face reveal" I say as i suck in my buttocks as i strap scapegrace into the ambulance securely with masculine tenderness. My mouth is dry and i am shaking slightly from the stress i have been under for 72 hours since scapegrace's first seizure

18.06.2020 03:23:24
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
18.06.2020 03:47:37
Alexstrasza

What you're gonna do with a triple Assass you're gonna Garrote one, Garrote two, Garrote three, Rupture four Vendetta, Exsanguinate. Yeah? Then you're gonna FoK FoK Rupture again, you're gonna Vanish, reapply Garrotes, especially on the target you don't have. And that's it. Then you're gonna CT. Crimson Tempest. Look at my damage. Right now. FUCKING FORTY K DUDE IT'S FUCKING OVER DUDE! HOW THE FUCK THOUGH LET'S GO.

18.06.2020 03:47:37
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
18.06.2020 07:06:02
scapegrace

i’m strapped to a gurney and they’re about to close the doors, but i try desperately to alert them to the situation in the founders inn. “emts wait!!! we’re witnessing a textbook psychotic break here :((”

18.06.2020 07:06:02

David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
18.06.2020 07:10:09
David boreanaz

i sigh in alpha annoyance and make my way to scapegrace's gurney again and have to remove her from it because resources are finite. She touches my massive giant forehead gratefully but i shake her off.* No. David takes off his shades and leaves the bloody scene to find some sedatives for the alexstrasza
38 David Boreanaz  See Where Your Favorite Star Ranked in Our

18.06.2020 07:10:09
scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
18.06.2020 07:26:22
scapegrace

david’s neanderthal forehead overhang casts a manly shadow over his eyes that assures me he knows what he’s doing. i follow him into the inn, having miraculously recovered due to his healing alpha male touch. inside the situation is worse than we had expected.

18.06.2020 07:26:22

David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
18.06.2020 07:33:09
David boreanaz

I resist the urge to howl at the moon. inside alex is frothing at the mouth and shaking uncontrollably. i immediately walk back outside and sit down in the pissy alleyway. The scene has brought back awful and undesirable memories for me. The EMTs are long gone because they have proven to be useless. "God, how could you let this happen," I say to the night sky as i am famously catholic
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18.06.2020 07:33:09

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