[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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18.06.2020 07:49:29
scapegrace

david boreanaz may have abandoned us, but it’s clear someone has to do something to help this tortured soul. i run to pin down alexstrasza, who is now speaking in tongues and levitating. pushing her down onto the sticky formica table with all my strength, i yell
Sancte Miss Bimbo,
defende nos in proelio;
contra nequitiam et insidias World of Warcraft esto praesidium.
Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur:
tuque, Princeps militiae caelestis,
Blizzard aliosque spiritus malignos,
qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo,
divina virtute, in infernum detrude.
Amen.


18.06.2020 07:49:29

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Antitheocra
18.06.2020 07:57:42
David boreanaz

Alex! Scapegrace! *i get up from the dirty ground*

I run so hard, my body is one giant muscle. I can't speak any latin so i help scapegrace pin down the screaming woman with my ridged brow, gently, like a horse would. I realise i have missed sunday church as i have been busy with scapegrace's own illness so i quickly bow down and perform my own ceremony
I believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the only-begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:by the power of the Holy Spirit
was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son he is adored and glorified.
He has spoken through the Prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins,
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.

Alex continues to froth at the mouth

18.06.2020 07:57:42
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18.06.2020 11:56:00
Classy Joe

*enters chat* What is going on in here *exits chat*

18.06.2020 11:56:00
                                                          
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19.06.2020 01:55:23
Classy Joe

Who wants me to sing a song?

19.06.2020 01:55:23
                                                          
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19.06.2020 02:38:32
jamie fae

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind

You blow my head
Make love (make love)
Inside your bed - everybody get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Every time I get hot
You wanna cool down
Every time I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Every time I get a - Get down, get down, get down
Make love

(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel (make love) when you break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love, you make love, you make love (get down), you make love (make love)

You can make everybody get down make love
Get down make love

Every time I get high
You wanna come down
Every time I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Every time I wanna, get down, get down get down

Make love make love make love make love

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Every time I get high
You wanna come down
Every time I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Every time I wanna, get down, get down get down make love

19.06.2020 02:38:32
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Atheista
19.06.2020 06:41:41
peeslurper69

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down,…


19.06.2020 06:41:41
your reluctant optimist 
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19.06.2020 07:00:25
Classy Joe

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ice
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and Madonna
Caring they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin'
They say they love mah ass in
Seven jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on datin'
Now keep on demonstratin'
My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans
I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
'Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky milky coco
Mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky milky
Right
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin' next to me
Always dancin' next to me
Tryin' a feel my hump hump
Lookin' at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'm a start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryin' a dance boy
And move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front
My loving got you
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans
I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump
Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt
I'm a make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me

19.06.2020 07:00:25
                                                          
Fashion Designer

Level 78
Sex Appeal 373007
Reputation 109627
Posts 1420
Atheista
19.06.2020 12:22:43
viscerae

[Bridge]
I'm gonna take my time
She gon' get hers before I
I'm gonna take it slow
I'm not gonna rush the stroke

[Chorus]
So she can get a sensual seduction
So I can get a sensual seduction
So we can get a sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa whoa

[Verse 1]
She might be with him but she's thinking 'bout me, me, me
We don't go to the mall, we don't go out to eat, eat, eat
All that we ever do is play in the sheets, sheets, sheets
Smoke us a cigarette, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleep
'Cause we done got a

[Chorus]
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa whoa
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa

[Bridge]
I'm gonna take my time
She gon' get hers before I
I'm gonna take it slow
I'm not gonna rush the stroke

[Verse 2]
If ya don't know by now, Doggy Dogg is a freak, freak, freak
I keep a bad bitch with me, seven days out the week, week, week
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets, sheets, sheets
Then smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep
'Cause we done got a

[Chorus]
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa whoa
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa

[Verse 3]
I was all in da club, havin' a drink, blowin' on a sweet
When I peeped this little freak out
I was all in the bar, wind drift up, Shawty Redd came on
Then she hit the floor, now
With a see through dress, long hair, light brown eyes
Lookin' like Miss Bo Peep
And a playa know if I take her home, with them real big hips
You so right I'm gon' beat
So I approached the chick with the real pretty face
Nice curves on her with a little bitty waist
I whispered in her ear, "Lil' mama, what you drink?
I know that you're a freak but you know that I ain't gon' say sh[it]"
See my game is outrageous
I got her to the crib and exchanged some love faces
But it was no need for me to rush to bust one
'Cause I wanted her to have an eruption

[Chorus]
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa
Sensual seduction
Sensual seduction, whoa whoa

[Outro]
Sexual eruption
All the time, anytime
Sexual eruption

19.06.2020 12:22:43
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

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19.06.2020 12:23:44
Classy Joe

This place should be called The Founder's Inn Pub and Grill and Karaoke.

19.06.2020 12:23:44
                                                          
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Level 117
Sex Appeal 1280709
Reputation 53815
Posts 1004
Reasonopia
19.06.2020 13:37:10
Classy Joe

*enters chat and sits on a chair* I think the world is in shambles but we need to think of the positive. 

19.06.2020 13:37:10
                                                          

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