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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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jamie fae
Level 82
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
28.06.2020 00:05:31
jamie fae

railophone wrote:
Yo deadass I am so tired of people saying the flu vaccine gives you the flu. It’s an immune response created by your body while it’s reacting to the inactivated flu virus (inactivated aka dead aka it does not infect you or give you the flu) OR you simply caught a cold because you are unlucky. 

You are incredibly lucky to not have gotten the flu. But I promise you the flu WILL put you on your ass if you happen to catch it after refusing a flu vaccine. And you will then wish you had gotten a vaccine when you were supposed to. 

I am a very strong proponent for people receiving the flu vaccine. Not just to protect themselves, but to protect the immunocompromised, children, the geriatric population, and those who cannot otherwise receive the vaccine due to anaphylaxis or some other medical condition. Herd immunity does not exist unless the vast majority of people get vaccinated, and that is diminishing more and more due to dumbass antivaxxers who believe in fake science.


The end. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. 
I respect your opinion, but look at it from my point of view. in 55 years I have gotten the flu, once, so I do not feel the need for me to be vaccinated against I virus that I just don't get. I never meant to upset you or anyone else & I am very sorry that I did!!! :*

Joe, I have no problem with you roleplaying when I am having a discussion someone else. :)

28.06.2020 00:05:31
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
28.06.2020 01:05:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Classy Joe wrote:
I want to roleplay here but I feel if I do when people are having a chat about stuff I don't want to upset or anger people. Like they might think it's disrespectful to roleplay while people are chatting about stuff. You know what I am trying to say I find it hard to word things sometimes.
HeavenLeigh Say's:
   When you married me,  for better or worse.......
   I'm cutting your hair and your going to take a shower,   and take me dancing...........
     Like a good Ex- husband, who amuses my hip's, so well.
   I sort of miss sending you some of my 'pre-fame days' photos........
    Life before Instagram?
        35mm at random........
  I lived as a model,   just to love you Now JOE.


   Hush don't say a word .....and your every desire might be arriving in the Queens Mail.


28.06.2020 01:05:32
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Classy Joe
Level 117
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Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
28.06.2020 01:35:48
Classy Joe

Everyone here is so good to me. I am happy to be in a nice place and I like everyone and hopefully everyone likes me but if you don't like me that's on you lol. I am only joking... or am I?

28.06.2020 01:35:48
                                                          
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
29.06.2020 00:50:25
David boreanaz

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I want to roleplay here but I feel if I do when people are having a chat about stuff I don't want to upset or anger people. Like they might think it's disrespectful to roleplay while people are chatting about stuff. You know what I am trying to say I find it hard to word things sometimes.
HeavenLeigh Say's:
   When you married me,  for better or worse.......
   I'm cutting your hair and your going to take a shower,   and take me dancing...........
     Like a good Ex- husband, who amuses my hip's, so well.
   I sort of miss sending you some of my 'pre-fame days' photos........
    Life before Instagram?
        35mm at random........
  I lived as a model,   just to love you Now JOE.


   Hush don't say a word .....and your every desire might be arriving in the Queens Mail.

heavenleigh is this you pre fame?

29.06.2020 00:50:25
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
29.06.2020 07:26:02
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Classy Joe wrote:
I want to roleplay here but I feel if I do when people are having a chat about stuff I don't want to upset or anger people. Like they might think it's disrespectful to roleplay while people are chatting about stuff. You know what I am trying to say I find it hard to word things sometimes.
Joe honey, it's not your fault Jamie Fae can't keep to the topic on this thread. If anything it's disrespectful for him to come here to talk about his opinions when there's roleplay literally on the name of this thread.

On that note, ya alien proposes a beach themed night at the bar. We can cart in sand and shit and turn off the air conditioning. Someone bring in a pool too low to drown in and we're set!

29.06.2020 07:26:02
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
29.06.2020 09:35:30
Classy Joe

I'm not blaming anyone I am just saying. 

29.06.2020 09:35:30
                                                          
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
29.06.2020 16:25:35
CinnamonSugar

Ooh, I love a beach themed night. 

I want a whole fishbowl to myself. 

29.06.2020 16:25:35
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
29.06.2020 19:31:30
jamie fae

CinnamonSugar wrote:
Ooh, I love a beach themed night. 

I want a whole fishbowl to myself. 
*LOL* Just say you want to get drunk, it's the same thing. :)

29.06.2020 19:31:30
scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10020
Posts: 208
Secville
01.07.2020 02:00:23
scapegrace

i eat a swedish fish from cinnamonsugar’s fishbowl and look over sadly at alex’s dead body which is still lying on the floor from over a week ago. rest in peace 

01.07.2020 02:00:23

torrenoia
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Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1181
Atheista
01.07.2020 02:19:43
torrenoia

scapegrace wrote:
i eat a swedish fish from cinnamonsugar’s fishbowl and look over sadly at alex’s dead body which is still lying on the floor from over a week ago. rest in peace 
a shame we couldnt save her :pensive: *i look over at her body too, its starting to decompose and its getting pretty gross but the management here is terrible and they havent removed it yet smh*

01.07.2020 02:19:43
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