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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2019 01:55:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

You mean like an American, driver?   hah  I was looking at some zig-zag lines on the road and never saw them before.
   I have no idea what they mean, because they seem to be painted very randomly....
   Do they mean swerve back and forth in your own lane?    Spilling your smoothie in the process?

02.11.2019 01:55:12
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.11.2019 01:56:22
supahbimbo

I bet you going 200 miles on your motorbike your breaking less rules than most idiots on the road.

02.11.2019 01:56:22
supahbimbo
Level 55
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.11.2019 09:57:54
supahbimbo

Let's change the subject to something else. It's coming to summer in Australia and I don't know what to think. I mean I don't mind the heat too much but I don't like the bugs and getting burnt. Fun fact I got bad sunburn once on a holiday and I now wear shirts when at the pool or beach. Then again seeing sexy women half naked is nice. 

02.11.2019 09:57:54
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2019 15:31:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've heard the bugs and snakes are really bad in Australia.  At least seen them on Documentaries:  like 

AUSSIE GOLD HUNTERS

  I've watched every season available on Netflix, and  in almost every episode, the people are sweltering hot, and swarmed with bug's. A hugely entertaining show however.  I'd love to try prospecting like them.
  I dislike the bug's and snakes.   I don't think there would be enough bug spray for me on the whole island continent.
   A strange thing I discovered quite by accident is that Victoria's Secret's, perfume called Heavenly, is a very effective mosquito repellent.  I took my son's camping and used store bought repellent with 50% Deet only on them,  they still got bitten.  Not much  but in areas  that it washed off with sweat.
    I hated the smell on my son's,  but I still wore my favorite perfume, Heavenly.  Image result for heavenly perfume  I wasn't bitten anywhere, using the body-spray version on my legs and arms and belly, and the perfume only on my neck.  I actually only wear perfume whenever going into the mountain's now because of that 'experiment'.

02.11.2019 15:31:20
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.11.2019 21:17:24
supahbimbo

I am not going into too much about it but some people say they don't want to visit or live in Australia because of the deadly animals but America has mass shootings all the time which is dangerous too. So I guess you have a choice of shootings or deadly animals.

Wow that's interesting to know. I wouldn't wear that but I am sure it would smell nice.


02.11.2019 21:17:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2019 22:19:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

Propaganda about gun deaths is foolish to use as an excuse.
  Leading cause of death 2016 world
Homicide, which can be caused by also knives/strangulation ect. comes in at 0.39
 You are much more likely to die in an automobile crash. 1.34
  Automobiles are 4 times more deadly than a gun,  so where is the 'propaganda, to ban them?
  Mass shooting do occur,  but it is people that kill, not guns,  they are inanimate objects used by mentally ill people. Often in the process of committing suicide (0.81 on the list of deaths per million people) and trying to take as many other people with them, due to rage caused by hopelessness.  I wonder how a law banning suicide would work out.
 Mass shootings are actually terrorism coming in at 0.03 per million, and that is a world wide figure.

02.11.2019 22:19:53
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.11.2019 22:30:11
supahbimbo

Interesting. Well I know most of America is pretty safe. I wouldn't let anything stop me from visiting the country. 

02.11.2019 22:30:11
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.11.2019 22:36:07
supahbimbo

This place is about having fun right? When did this become a place to discuss real world problems?

02.11.2019 22:36:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2019 22:46:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

Politics and media propaganda, is always a 'buzz-kill'.

02.11.2019 22:46:08
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2019 23:05:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm suffering from burn-out. Bad news everywhere, surrounding me like a boa-constrictor.
  What  I need is a drink.  Some friends, and a warm spring day on the beach, nearly naked.

02.11.2019 23:05:51
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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