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Secville State War 2024 Harvest Hoedown Headquarters

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Created
21.10.2024
Megabytes
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22724
Reputation: 9640
Posts: 47
Secville
22.10.2024 04:39:40
Megabytes

In case you guys haven’t seen it yet, Pollyx made these banners for all the states! It’s under “Other” and “Signs”. (and it’s only 45 B$ if you’re tight on cash). I’m working on my hoedown outfit still so I’m using this for now!

It’s listed as Pollyx’s State Pride Corner Banners - Secville 
Megabytes

22.10.2024 04:39:40
Megabytes <3
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21913
Reputation: 6086
Posts: 368
Secville
22.10.2024 06:11:36
XOD of Bimboland

I was wondering what that was and where it came from!

XOD of Bimboland



22.10.2024 06:11:36

m0n0dramatic
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18910
Reputation: 5712
Posts: 27
Secville
22.10.2024 13:52:24
m0n0dramatic

minigame update: it looks like every game is worth 60 points at the best completion, and 40 points at second best. this is making me assume it just goes down by 20 every time.

22.10.2024 13:52:24
Kyele
Level 177
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 4369122
Reputation: 415001
Posts: 3408
Secville
22.10.2024 13:55:17
Kyele

Kyele

22.10.2024 13:55:17
Loderi
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 657792
Reputation: 143942
Posts: 1108
Secville
22.10.2024 15:06:27
Loderi

Good day, Seville! I have challenged tons of debates and fashion fights and I've voted on as many as I can within Secville so that both people can potentially get points no matter who wins.

Activate your artifacts to help out! If you don't have a Holy Grail, at the least Pillow can speed things up and the Golden Ball earns you money which you can use for the Club or sniffing powder.



22.10.2024 15:06:27
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
22.10.2024 16:02:33
KatieBoutique

KatieBoutique

22.10.2024 16:02:33

Megabytes
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22724
Reputation: 9640
Posts: 47
Secville
22.10.2024 18:34:42
Megabytes

Is there a new boost we’d like to start working towards? 

22.10.2024 18:34:42
Megabytes <3
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21913
Reputation: 6086
Posts: 368
Secville
22.10.2024 18:47:18
XOD of Bimboland

Yes...but we will need a third General to activate it once it is unlocked.
I can unlock it in a few hours myself if no one steps forward
Save your points for it. This one is going to be a biggie.
Ignore the 54,321 cost we only need 1/3 of that - 16,976 is our cost.

Flannel Flash - Here's what it delivers:

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22.10.2024 18:47:18

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67984
Reputation: 52815
Posts: 1784
Agnostica
22.10.2024 18:52:16
Daphnee_Mino

Normally im always xods servant. but war is testing my faith. FUCK SEXVILLE

22.10.2024 18:52:16
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
22.10.2024 19:45:40
Bimbo Pimp

Once upon a time in the magical land of Ximboland, there lived a chicken named Clucky who was determined to win the annual Great Egg Laying Competition. Clucky trained day and night, practicing her egg-laying technique with the fire of a warrior preparing for battle. Her fellow townies were supportive, but Clucky was obsessed.

The day of the competition arrived, and Clucky strutted up to the starting line with all the confidence of a champion. “This will be easy!” she crowed, envisioning her glorious victory at the finish line.

As the race began, Clucky laid egg after egg, but in her excitement, she deposited them in all the wrong places—on the path, in a puddle, and even atop a passing goat’s head! Meanwhile, her competitors steadily laid their eggs right on target.

By the time Clucky realized her blunders, the others had secured their spots on the leaderboard, and she found herself covered in egg goo, trying to clean up the mess. As she flailed about, she overheard a wise fish say, “You know, Clucky, sometimes wanting to win too badly can lead to... an egg-cellent disaster!”

Moral of the story? Sometimes it’s best not to try too hard—especially in this case! ;)

22.10.2024 19:45:40
    - Bimbo Pimp
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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