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Honey Beee
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11.01.2023 13:03:02
Honey Beee

I wasnt too fond of angela but she was very funny, same thing for andre! Sadly mary alice and ben stein were very disrespectful to all the girls in the program just because they could .. lots of misogynistic and overall rude vibes from the judges and its like .. if u dont even like this contestant then why did you even cast them in the first place? Lol! Almost done watching tho, but I think I know who will win 

11.01.2023 13:03:02

valentinesux
Level 52
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Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
11.01.2023 16:45:11
valentinesux

so true!!! i usually have 2 remind myself that i KNOW ill feel better after i shower, and i KNOW ill feel bad if i dont. ive been coming out of my depressive episode so that helps a lot too
dont feel ashamed for not being able to shower tho!!! a LOT of ppl deal w hygiene issues bc of executive dysfunction. plus theres other things u can do if u forget like washing ur face, deodorant, wet wipes, dry shampoo, etc etc so its okay <3 ur trying ur best <3 and im glad u found a good motivator that also improves ur life in other ways!

11.01.2023 16:45:11
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
11.01.2023 20:21:48
filibabie

ahhh this was nice ty!! sometimes i get so embarrassed when my friends are like "omg i havent showered for three days im SO GROSS" and im like ya....ew..... like saying this makes it sound like i SMELL which i dont like i change out my underwear n wash my vag n stuff LMFAO this is just such a touchy subject n i dont want ppl to think im gross :') but ya the devil works hard but the executive dysfunction works harder!!!!!

11.01.2023 20:21:48
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
12.01.2023 03:35:50
valentinesux

ok wait this is so specific but i was LITERALLY JUST NOW watching a yt video and she talked about when "the devil works hard but kris jenner works harder" went viral and then i made a tweet about it...crazy coincidence!!!!

but ya like i said its nothing 2 b ashamed about!! u know ur trying ur best and sometimes ppl just dont understand that just living can be more effort for some ppl. ive recently kinda started iding as disabled not in a huge way just 2 myself just bc there are things that r so hard for me that an abled person wouldnt think twice about doing. im also autistic n i struggle w a lot of social situations and public spaces and giving myself the space to be like hey, its fine that u cant be here/do this rn, u dont have to hold urself to their standards, has helped me a lot. kinda a ramble and im def not saying thats the right choice 4 u just saying that when it comes to individual stuff u just gotta accept ur limitations and not try to force urself 2 live like a nt person would, and not berate urself 4 not being able 2 do so

12.01.2023 03:35:50
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lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
12.01.2023 06:21:00
lovie444


^^ me lurking :]

i hope ur all doing ok! i have a job interview tmr at sams club! kinda nervous eheh

12.01.2023 06:21:00
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
12.01.2023 14:46:35
filibabie

valentinesux wrote:
ok wait this is so specific but i was LITERALLY JUST NOW watching a yt video and she talked about when "the devil works hard but kris jenner works harder" went viral and then i made a tweet about it...crazy coincidence!!!!

but ya like i said its nothing 2 b ashamed about!! u know ur trying ur best and sometimes ppl just dont understand that just living can be more effort for some ppl. ive recently kinda started iding as disabled not in a huge way just 2 myself just bc there are things that r so hard for me that an abled person wouldnt think twice about doing. im also autistic n i struggle w a lot of social situations and public spaces and giving myself the space to be like hey, its fine that u cant be here/do this rn, u dont have to hold urself to their standards, has helped me a lot. kinda a ramble and im def not saying thats the right choice 4 u just saying that when it comes to individual stuff u just gotta accept ur limitations and not try to force urself 2 live like a nt person would, and not berate urself 4 not being able 2 do so
i swear sometimes the universe truly IS trying 2 tell us something :p
ugh ur so nice this is rlly lovely 2 hear so thank uuuu for that<333 im not rlly comfortable w iding as disabled personally, but i get that it can feel like a help?? if that makes sense. maybe i will eventually, but as for now im trying to stay as low key about it as possible ya feel? not that its a secret, but i just dont wanna make a big deal abt it – which i know isnt what ur saying or doing but ya i dont think thatd do anything helpful for me :p but still, i know that theres a diff between me and neurotypicals, which already feels better u know?? its like ya hey these things i do/dont do arent optimal but it is literally a malfunction in my brain so i cant help it and idk what 2 tell u :p so thats nice to remind myself i think 8)
a ramble is always welcome in this house btw :p<33

also HI LOVIE hope ur doing good soul sista!! good luck on the interview, let us know how it went!!!! i just cancelled a friend date bc self care

12.01.2023 14:46:35
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
12.01.2023 15:46:23
valentinesux

omg good luck w the interview lovie!!!! theyd be dumb not 2 pick u!!!!
and ya i wasnt rly saying that u should just that 4 me realizing i was different was a big help :P definitely dont limit urself either

12.01.2023 15:46:23
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lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
12.01.2023 16:58:18
lovie444

update just got back! it was nice the lady wus rly nice :)) i go back for another one on saturday at 9 am! excited 2 get a job they said the starting pay was $15 so im prayingggg i get it 

12.01.2023 16:58:18
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
12.01.2023 19:37:46
Honey Beee

Good luck with your job app! Stay safe everyone and make sure to do what is good for you ! Listen to your body and mind and take care of them

12.01.2023 19:37:46

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
12.01.2023 22:50:48
valentinesux

omg good job lovie!!!!! and thanx honeybee im trying my best rn :,) well wishes to every1

12.01.2023 22:50:48
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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