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lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
17.01.2023 19:27:59
lovie444

Honey Beee wrote:
I really wish we could play music in our profiles like on tumblr or myspace
OMFG FUCKING YES I WOULD LOVE THAT

17.01.2023 19:27:59
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
17.01.2023 20:26:13
filibabie

valentinesux wrote:
fili that makes complete sense and i do think cutting off communication w him is ur best path rn. it sounds like ur coming at it from a place of love and i admire ur perspective on it, it sounds like ur more mature than him lol which should honestly make u feel a lil bit better <3 i hope he can work out his shit and get to a place where u feel comfortable having a relationship w him, but until then i agree w ur approach for sure. im glad i can be helpful that makes me so happy!!!! and im always here if u need 2 vent <3
in case u didnt know im here 2 tell u that ur more valuable than all gold and all diamonds in the world ily<333


17.01.2023 20:26:13
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
17.01.2023 20:35:17
valentinesux

hard agree tbh i have so many ideas 4 how to improve personalization...if we could edit html on our abouts it would make xl go from good 2 great like rly my biggest problem is that i wanna customize stuff more!!!! give me the html editing!!!!

17.01.2023 20:35:17
pixel graphics from Trilsys   my melody from wwwgirl
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
17.01.2023 23:17:17
Honey Beee

sadly i won't think it happen, the only cool thing i've seen is Janeze's people counter, but I've never asked how she put it put on her profile ! 

17.01.2023 23:17:17

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
17.01.2023 23:45:54
valentinesux

yeaaa same, pretty much any site changes have 2 b made by the site coder and im p sure he's pretty selective abt what changes he will and wont make. ive seen him say no to profile customization in the past T,T
i think there is some type of people counter u can find online and put in ur profile but idk how exactly it works, ive seen it on tumblr b4 tho

17.01.2023 23:45:54
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 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
17.01.2023 23:48:26
Honey Beee

yea, i tried putting some old tumblr code onto the about me section but it didn't work lol!

17.01.2023 23:48:26

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
18.01.2023 00:08:54
valentinesux

yea u cant edit the html i wish u could i feel like it wouldnt b hard 2 implement but idk much abt coding besides....basic html lol

18.01.2023 00:08:54
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 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907176
Reputation: 779724
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
18.01.2023 00:33:46
Blecky89

filibabie wrote:
you could never be an asshole miss blecky :p i know what u mean! and he really tries. problem is, he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder and alexithymia (inability to understand emotions, basically), so he ends up hurting the people he love a lot. and its technically not his fault, but that doesnt mean that the rest of us have to just shut up and take it – so a v difficult situation indeed! :p
According to T-rex I'm an evil and dishonest mom every evening when I'm turning off the tv at 8:30pm :D
I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. Sending you a huge hug. I don't know much about those diagnoses. But I know how hard is to deal with a  parent with who you need to constantly watch out for yourself. My dad had his own problems. Sadly his way of ignoring them and dealing them on his way not actually looking for help and facing them lead to an premature death. It's good that your father was brave enough to face the fact that he needs help and got it. I hope over time you will be able to renew the trust and relationships that kid should have with their parents. And he will become a person you can rely on one day without worring what tommorow will bring. 
I understand that by choosing not to contact him you courently are protecting yourself since you also have a lot on your plate but I hope you have told him this so that he also knows it. You don't have to talk to him if you don't want to a simple text mesage would be enough. Cos the fact that he constantly tryes to have some contact with you shows he cares about you and thinks of you. 

18.01.2023 00:33:46
    
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
19.01.2023 03:50:04
valentinesux

totally off topic but how was everyones day??? i went for a walk today and found a pack of halloween pokemon cards on the side of the road, they're a lil water damaged but honestly i was so happy w the find, i always joke that no one is happier than me collecting random garbage off the road bc ive always loved 2 pick up dumb shit!!! as a kid i would pick up airsoft pellets and rubber bouncy balls lmfao but 2 date my best finds are: a tangle of wire shaped like a horse, a giant spiral bean pod as long as my forearm, a sheepdog figurine, and a stuffed raccoon. and there's probably more! i keep them all collected on my altar, i just think there's something special abt the energy in something i find randomly on the ground, "one man's trash" and all that

edit: i just have 2 emphasize how crazy the wire horse find was bc i was tripping on shrooms and just found it on the ground by a park. it looks like someone purposefully twisted the wire 2 make like a caveman drawing style horse, and i had a full MOMENT where i got emotional bc i was like holy shit the common nature of humanity and the fact we can convey things so simply in little symbols like constellations etc etc...still have no idea if it was created like that on purpose or if it just happened 2 twist up that way but it was just such a weird moment i love it

19.01.2023 03:50:04
pixel graphics from Trilsys   my melody from wwwgirl
favicons from    
   

 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
19.01.2023 14:45:06
filibabie

ok ya i need a break from the deep emotional talk, i appreciate it SOOO much but also i just wanna chill and b dumb 8)

I WANNA SEE THE HORSE WIRE!!!
im so with u on the finding things thing, one time i found like a lille mouse skull at my grandparents place in the netherlands and my grandad still has it in his cabinet :')

19.01.2023 14:45:06
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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