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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
19.01.2023 19:56:01
valentinesux

YOOO THATS SICK i live near the woods/hiking trails and ive found deer and cow bones b4 :P one time i went 2 an abandoned nuclear facility (it never got used so theres no radiation or anything) and i found a full rodent skeleton, i still need 2 clean it one of these days ill get around 2 it

19.01.2023 19:56:01
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
19.01.2023 20:31:19
filibabie

HOLY SHIIIIIIT that sounds so cool omg
have u ever gone to the nuclear site while high LMFAO i feel like that'd be insane

since i started studying physiotherapy, i've become SO into like bones and stuff, n i rlly like to compare animal bones to human bones bc they usually have the same names but are (obviously) ENTIRELY different and UGH it fascinates me so much cant believe i've let myself become a nerd :p

19.01.2023 20:31:19
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
20.01.2023 03:49:06
valentinesux

oh yeah i was mega high fs, i went w my friends and we spraypainted a bunch of stuff, my favs were "VALENTINE LIVES 4EVER" and "communism rules" which i did on a tractor
ive always been super into bones!!! i just think they're so cool. and im a nerd abt a bunch of stuff so i get it lolll i took a music history class last yr and i unironically loved it like yasss turn on that baroque shit and ill get down to a lyre and sackbut (yes thats a real instrument)

20.01.2023 03:49:06
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75294
Reputation: 23249
Posts: 828
Secville
21.01.2023 14:42:06
filibabie

haha sackbut sounds like nutsack and butt >:)
have u seen those medieval covers of popurlar songs on yt lmfao i love them

21.01.2023 14:42:06
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
21.01.2023 23:04:02
valentinesux

OMG YES THEY'RE SO FUNNY
how was yalls day??? i just had my second day of work, trying 2 decompress, honestly unmasking after work is so weird and for me weed is like flipping off the mask switch so at least that works bc otherwise it would be so hard 2 switch my brain off afterwards T,T

21.01.2023 23:04:02
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Ditzy _The_Clown
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11264
Reputation: 7303
Posts: 130
Secville
21.01.2023 23:15:35
Ditzy _The_Clown

valentinesux wrote:
oh yeah i was mega high fs, i went w my friends and we spraypainted a bunch of stuff, my favs were "VALENTINE LIVES 4EVER" and "communism rules" which i did on a tractor
ive always been super into bones!!! i just think they're so cool. and im a nerd abt a bunch of stuff so i get it lolll i took a music history class last yr and i unironically loved it like yasss turn on that baroque shit and ill get down to a lyre and sackbut (yes thats a real instrument)
This sounds like such a vibe omg

21.01.2023 23:15:35


valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
21.01.2023 23:22:35
valentinesux

it wassss unfortunately im not friends w those ppl anymore but we got into so much shit 2gether. we found an abandoned warehouse??? or something??? like 10 minutes away from my house and there were BEADS OF MERCURY on the floor it was crazy, i think it might have been a water treatment plant? from the 50s, i also found a broken off panel w 50s font text on it so i kept it lolz. i love scavenging from weird places

21.01.2023 23:22:35
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Ditzy _The_Clown
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11264
Reputation: 7303
Posts: 130
Secville
21.01.2023 23:24:02
Ditzy _The_Clown

No stop that sounds so cool!! And beads of mercury?! Isnt that stuff like… hella toxic?:0 and I’m sorry you’re not friends with them anymore! At least you got some good memories out of it tho!

21.01.2023 23:24:02


valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
21.01.2023 23:27:08
valentinesux

its not toxic unless u touch it w ur bare hands or ingest it, we looked it up afterwards bc i couldnt resist poking it around w a stick, the texture is crazy its like goop
once it gets warm again i wanna go w my new friends 2 some of the old places we used 2 go, and find some new ones too :P unfortunately my area is getting more gentrified by the day so some of the abandoned places r getting torn down to build mcmansions and suburbs....look what they took from us (weird shacks in the woods)!!!!!!!

21.01.2023 23:27:08
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 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

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Ditzy _The_Clown
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11264
Reputation: 7303
Posts: 130
Secville
21.01.2023 23:30:44
Ditzy _The_Clown

Oh wow that’s nuts! And yeah gentrification is boo boo. Tbh I’m not a huge fan of modernism. I like the older stuff. It’s got more glam to it. Like I’d much rather live in a Victorian style mansion than like a modern one. 

21.01.2023 23:30:44


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