Seriously, WTF!? dreams

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26.12.2022 13:52:01
w1nterb1mb0

i once had a dream that i was dating PJ Duncan from good luck charlie and we were in this weird recreational center with a bunch of people from my school and then he gave me a gift for valentines day and I got really mad at him and we broke up. then i was hiking up this mountain and then everyone else was very ahead of me. then, this lady was complaining about her job and apparently she was PJ's aunt or something so i yelled at her. then i woke up.

26.12.2022 13:52:01
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29.12.2022 02:06:04
liania

I had a dream once where my dad killed me and fried me into crispy chicken in five guys 

29.12.2022 02:06:04
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15.01.2023 20:56:03
laura_cat_again

I dreamed that I killed my dad and woke up smiling

15.01.2023 20:56:03
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16.01.2023 12:56:41
Evelyn_

I had a few weird dreams

-One time I had a nightmare where I was in a abandon playground and I got Chased by a plague doctor, five years later, I found the same playground
-One time I had a dream about me getting a iPhone five as a gift, the funny part is that I never even seen one
-I had a dream where I killed my best friend, later my friend didn’t show up at school so I thought I actually did kill her and cried, the next day she came back she just had a fever

16.01.2023 12:56:41
Evelyn

Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead :))
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28.01.2023 09:06:32
Xamantha

i dreamt ab school

28.01.2023 09:06:32
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you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



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06.08.2023 19:43:45
laura_cat_again

I was once on vacation with a female friend of mine and dreamed that my boyfriend flirted with her. Woke up grumpy and I gave her a death stare.

06.08.2023 19:43:45
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11.10.2023 09:24:24
GyaruPrincess

i was working at a restaurant inside a cruise & my coworker was ryan gosling 

11.10.2023 09:24:24
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11.10.2023 16:26:42
Calimer00

I befriended a zombie, then basically joined his cult. 

11.10.2023 16:26:42
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29.10.2023 10:11:51
bimbooncrack

i dreamed i had a boyfriend who was handsome asf but i swear idk him from anywhere in my life and right when i woke up i forgot his face. at the end of the dream i fell in love hard w my "bf" and he killed me. i woke up in tears and for the next 2-3 days i missed him sm bcz the feelings i had for him felt so real until my friend said tht was probably a spirit or a "jin" in my language playing a trick w me xO i swore at her bcz the tot of tht SPOOKED me out 

29.10.2023 10:11:51

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29.10.2023 10:22:03
liveangel

I was a student in a high school class and the teacher handed out envelopes made of Christmas wrapping paper. Inside the envelopes were our marked two page tests, printed on the blank side of some more Christmas wrapping paper. I had failed the text because some of my answers were incomplete. The teacher's assistant, who looked and dressed like Lorelei from Pokemon, put a pile of salt on my head. Then Lorelei walked up to the teacher, and the teacher told Lorelei about a lazy student she once taught that she believed to be my dad, which is impossible since the teacher looked to be in her 30's, younger than my dad was when I was in high school. Then an obnoxious classmate loudly demanded the use the toilet.


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