Seriously, WTF!? dreams

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20.07.2019 18:32:57
Favea

So, today, I had this dream...
Danny Trejo, or possibly Machete, was the lead singer for an a capella version of a New Orleans style funeral procession along what was probably an intrastate highway, for some late college professor in a small town somewhere in the American Midwest, which the college dean was for some reason watching from her hiding spot in the trunk of what looked like an oversized VW beetle, remarking to a guy who looked remarkably like Twelfth Doctor Peter Capaldi that, "He's doing a pretty go job, actually."
I'm reasonably certain I wasn't on drugs, but maybe I should have been?

Anyone else vividly remember some kind of dream they felt was all seriously, WTF!?

20.07.2019 18:32:57
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
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20.07.2019 18:58:19
Alexstrasza

That is one intricate dream Favea :D you have a very vivid imagination and I guess it shows in your dreams too ;)

The ones I remember the most are ones I call nightmares in disguise. I dream 'bout bein' in a lovin' and fulfillin' relationship and then I wake up and feel really sad for a few hours 'cuz it was just a dream :/ 

Also I don't know why I keep dreamin' that I'm a witch at Hogwarts, it's been years since I read the books or watched the movies. I guess this one classifies as a "WTF brain" one :P

20.07.2019 18:58:19
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20.07.2019 19:49:41
Favea

Honestly, I have no idea. I don't normally remember dreams, like at all. The ones I do remember, one every couple of years, always seem to involve some kind of real person I don't actually have any personal connection to involved in bizarre activities. The one from a couple of years back that was basically Louis de Funes doing German political satire haunts me to this day...

20.07.2019 19:49:41
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
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13.05.2020 17:38:21
fickmaedchen

I have just been dreaming that I had a room mate in my apartment, who took delivery of some accesory for my guitar. There was a short argument because the delivery boy entered our corridor without permission, my room mate threatened him, he threatened her, and one word lead to another. So she put him into the washing machine and started it three times on hot wash. I was just coming home and now looking at her frantic efforts to cover up the murder.

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14.05.2020 07:58:54
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one time i dreamt my favourite metal band collabed with brittney, and the frontman was wearing lingerie with stilettos at their live debut. i call that wishful dreaming. another time i dreamt i met one of my idols, except he had forgotten where he lived and he kept telling me he missed his wife. i think what takes the cake, however, is this dream i had where that same guy told me to pull my own teeth out. he told me "they are only slowing you down". dream me decided yeah thats logical, and did it. my teeth came out with disturbing ease, they were fucked up, and my gums were soft and squishy. in the dream i was completely unfazed by it lmao

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20.05.2020 03:00:22
ClubKeesha

I dreamed a cult tried to kill me so they could live longer lol

20.05.2020 03:00:22
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16.10.2020 18:32:18
Shartischa

once had a dream where i was adam sandler floating away holding a balloon while everyone in the world watched from below

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16.10.2020 20:44:31
CinnamonSugar

I had a dream that I ran into people who attended college with me & even though it's been a years & years, somehow they were still repeating classes!

16.10.2020 20:44:31
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18.10.2020 14:19:02
Bimbolady

I had a weird dream once that I was a white square floating in outer space..

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21.10.2020 15:36:48
Andiejones

Shartischa wrote:
once had a dream where i was adam sandler floating away holding a balloon while everyone in the world watched from below

This is sort of beautiful


21.10.2020 15:36:48

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