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Ximboland Clock

song shuffle game

Posts
152
Created
10.06.2020
Author
peeslurper69
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
14.11.2020 03:13:20
miesha

fuck the sun (centuries of damn - death grips)
yeah i know that i'm the shit (super slaughter - jazmin bean)
turning up emotional faders (911 - lady gaga)
it's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad (cigarette duet - princess chelsea)
don't be scared (teeth - lady gaga)

strangely aggressive and depressing? interesting though!! 

14.11.2020 03:13:20
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
huachengstits
Level 23
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 10332
Reputation: 7095
Posts: 49
Atheista
19.11.2020 20:03:45
huachengstits

i'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs (sex with a ghost - teddy hyde)
hey, you lil' piss baby (money machine - 100 gecs)
who shot that arrow in your throat? (wine red - the hush sound)
oscillate yourself tonight (tranz - gorillaz)
i got lost about an hour ago (legs away - mother mother)




19.11.2020 20:03:45
they/he
ratfaerie
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23162
Reputation: 12416
Posts: 100
Atheista
23.01.2021 19:18:53
ratfaerie

only time makes it human - king princess
the adults are talking - the strokes
laughing and not being normal - grimes
love in stereo - sky ferreira
pictures of u - the cure

23.01.2021 19:18:53
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THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 125096
Reputation: 41315
Posts: 1089
Atheista
24.01.2021 07:24:53
THAT bitch

you call the shots, babe (i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys)
so i traveled back, down that road (just a dream - nelly)
another night, but it doesn't get easy (salvaged - natewantstobattle)
they won't be there when you're sorry (other people - LP)
but you're so close to heaven (tightrope - LP)





24.01.2021 07:24:53
   - hugz <3



CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3229074
Reputation: 314341
Posts: 6740
Freethinkerland
01.02.2021 16:20:34
CinnamonSugar

There's a place in your heart nobody's been. 
15 minutes left to throw me together. 
I know there's something about a man in black.
He was working through college. 
I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow. 

From
"Take Me There" ~Rascal Flatts
"Settlin'" ~Sugarland
"Johnny & June" ~Heidi Newfield
"Strawberry Wine" ~Deanna Carter
"My Wish" ~Rascal Flatts
(I like that it came full circle with Rascal Flatts)

01.02.2021 16:20:34
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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princessv
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38487
Reputation: 26034
Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
02.02.2021 02:12:16
princessv

i was listening to the ocean 
hopelessly showbiz, so she is
it was february, it was june
all my style, all my grace
if i could turn the page

runaway - aurora
girlie - alexandra savior
february - frankie cosmos
burning pile - mother mother
little lies - fleetwood mac

02.02.2021 02:12:16
prinnyV ʚ♡︎ɞ
BaddieMaddie
Level 245
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12886288
Reputation: 273755
Posts: 1792
Atheista
02.02.2021 02:42:34
BaddieMaddie

I just kept hoping, I just kept hoping
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
I never thought that I would find a way out
I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis.


this feeling - alabama shakes
sober - childish gambino
bigmouth strikes again - the smiths
love again - dua lipa
honky tonk women - the rolling stones








02.02.2021 02:42:34

Aristeia
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14150
Reputation: 11285
Posts: 171
Atheista
02.02.2021 04:08:46
Aristeia

I'm a maniac go crazy for the cash (red room - offset)
I made a wreck out of my hand (wrecking ball - mother mother)
I wake up, my shoulder's cold (campus - vampire weekend)
I live my life in a magazine (screwed - janelle monae)
Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police (sound of da police - krs-one)

02.02.2021 04:08:46
yours truly,


NecromancerBarbie
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34053
Reputation: 22308
Posts: 560
Freethinkerland
06.02.2021 20:10:48
NecromancerBarbie

The waiting drove me mad (Pearl Jam-Push Me, Pull Me)
Kono yo ni byoudou nante nai (Girugamesh-Patchwork)
Serpent of light, movement of the soul (Gojira-Oroborus)
You're paralyzed with your disguise (Disturbed-Open Your Eyes)
People are people, so why should it be (Depeche Mode-People Are People)

bruh this looks so dumb omg

06.02.2021 20:10:48

Autumn Bomb
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12046
Reputation: 8091
Posts: 19
Atheista
06.02.2021 21:05:52
Autumn Bomb

Saw that in a movie
I've got this planet in my hands
Don't be cautious, don't be kind
The city streets are empty now
Each and every day


Last Wave - They Might Be Giants
American Trash - Innerpartysystem
COPYCAT - Billie Eilish
Turn to Stone - ELO
The Wolf - SIAMÉS


06.02.2021 21:05:52

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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