State Wars

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32
Created
25.01.2025
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Slayto
Citizen

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Posts 148
Reasonopia
25.01.2025 18:12:37
Slayto

我说过我会在紧急情况下出现的。我在这里。迪恩应该会向我们提供有关如何开展这项冒险的详细信息。我确实知道这一点。我们需要 3 名将军。如果你想成为其中之一,请在下面写下你的名字。我会和凯蒂一起在酒吧里。呃呃(墙上的镜子)Slayto
Wǒ shuōguò wǒ huì zài jǐnjí qíngkuàng xià chūxiàn de. Wǒ zài zhèlǐ. Dí ēn yīnggāi huì xiàng wǒmen tígōng yǒuguān rúhé kāizhǎn zhè xiàng màoxiǎn de xiángxì xìnxī. Wǒ quèshí zhīdào zhè yīdiǎn. Wǒmen xūyào 3 míng jiàng jūn. Rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng chéngwéi qízhōng zhī yī, qǐng zài xiàmiàn xiě xià nǐ de míngzì. Wǒ huì hé kǎi dì yīqǐ zài jiǔbā lǐ. È è (qiáng shàng de jìngzǐ)Slayto

I said I would be here in case of emergency.
Here I am.
Dean should be providing us with details on how to navigate this venture.
I do know this.
We need 3 generals.
If you want to be one of them put your name below.

I'll be in the bar with Katie.  hiccup
(mirrir mirror on the wall)

Slayto

In honor of the SW theme I have translated this post into Chinese, Harro!

我说过我会在紧急情况下出现的。我在这里。迪恩应该会向我们提供有关如何开展这项冒险的详细信息。我确实知道这一点。我们需要 3 名将军。如果你想成为其中之一,请在下面写下你的名字。我会和凯蒂一起在酒吧里。呃呃(墙上的镜子)Slayto

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25.01.2025 18:12:37

Minister of Fashion

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Atheista
25.01.2025 19:32:43
tibby

were “harro” and the meme necessary

25.01.2025 19:32:43
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Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
25.01.2025 19:53:52
Slayto

You have received a 5 day ban from this forum.
Stay out.

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25.01.2025 19:53:52

Minister of Entertainment

Level 48
Sex Appeal 84497
Reputation 48823
Posts 2227
Atheista
25.01.2025 20:12:37
Dean Winchester

I’m not in reasonopia so I will not be your general. Navigate it urself lmao. Even if I were in ur state I wouldn’t help simply because of the herro comment and the meme. U need to stop using different languages to piss ppl off dawg it’s rlly annoying. 

25.01.2025 20:12:37
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Citizen

Level 84
Sex Appeal 470598
Reputation 71693
Posts 363
Atheista
25.01.2025 20:32:33
Cunning Linguist

yeah dawg why you gotta be racist about it. youre not funny or cute

25.01.2025 20:32:33

Citizen

Level 52
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Reputation 73611
Posts 2264
Agnostica
25.01.2025 20:33:56
Daphnee_Mino

Slayto wrote: (original post HERE)
You have received a 5 day ban from this forum. Stay out.
put bingus here

25.01.2025 20:33:56

Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
25.01.2025 21:09:20
Slayto

imagehiccup
Back to the bar

Atheista...you're going down.

25.01.2025 21:09:20

Citizen

Level 23
Sex Appeal 9850
Reputation 7082
Posts 14
Atheista
26.01.2025 00:45:47
Taffy

You clearly feel the need to make weird racist jokes for attention but maybe consider a little self reflection?

26.01.2025 00:45:47
Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
26.01.2025 06:41:44
Slayto

Learn that not every state shares your states Marxist ideology. This state is conservative, against abortion, and engages in humor. The first post is a call for generals for the state wars. You are the third Atheista citizen to come in here and interfere with that. Like the others before you, 5 day ban from this Townhall.  

Anyone else want to play?

26.01.2025 06:41:44

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Level 67
Sex Appeal 235351
Reputation 17652
Posts 1099
Reasonopia
26.01.2025 07:17:15
Slayyyocrates

I’ll be a general.  And your post was hilarious.  I burst out laughing when it showed up in the news scroll.
In Chinese.

26.01.2025 07:17:15
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Slayto: “SOC, is that a popup in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

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