State Wars

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32
Created
25.01.2025
Author
Slayto
Citizen

Level 27
Sex Appeal 14486
Reputation 5425
Posts 213
Reasonopia
26.01.2025 08:24:19
ClassyBimbo

I’ll be a general too Slayto.  I have no money and no shoes but this sounds fun we can tell jokes and laugh and have fun.
Can you keep those weirdos out of our Townhall though? I’ve never heard such rudeness in all my life!

26.01.2025 08:24:19
“Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain!” 

Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
26.01.2025 20:19:06
Slayto

We have one general, Slayyyocrates.
The Minister of Foreign Affairs and Marketing.

in the next 5 days, if we collect enough points to unlock one of the cheaper boosts, I’ll unlock it.
Until then hang onto your points…for now.
I Can tell how how many points we have in total by doing some math.
I’ll post some stats here as things progress.

Emergency SM Slayto

26.01.2025 20:19:06

Citizen

Level 48
Sex Appeal 83643
Reputation 16389
Posts 788
Reasonopia
26.01.2025 21:50:02
Bunni_LeFaye

lol holy cow all the philosophers are here. Except that darn elusive Slayyyogenes. Probably off sleeping in a barrel somewhere…
Anyways, sorry I can’t really participate this time. I’m still on sort-of hiatus for…reasons. Didn’t bother to translate the Mandarin script. Don’t care. South Park is funny.
I will, however, donate my points whenever I pop in. Best of luck

26.01.2025 21:50:02
Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
27.01.2025 03:16:42
Slayto

I'm going to unlock this first:

image

Spiffy, you have enough points to ACTIVATE it right now.
I'm going to start grinding til I have enough to activate it as well
In case Spiffy is asleep.
We have 2 hours once it is unlocked.

If we find a third general, we can unlock this:

image

...right after it for a one two punch 
that will show Atheista what happens 
when you mess with Reasonopia.

Commander Slayto


27.01.2025 03:16:42

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Level 67
Sex Appeal 235351
Reputation 17652
Posts 1099
Reasonopia
27.01.2025 04:29:12
Slayyyocrates

Slayto received a Prize for Contest.

10000 Ximbo Dollars

For my dearest Slayto, for…? Whatever you need.

27.01.2025 04:29:12
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Slayto: “SOC, is that a popup in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”
Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
27.01.2025 08:32:16
Slayto

Lion dance done.
Generals…unlock booster #2

Gilded in Gold

thanks for the dollars SOC. Marry me someday…

27.01.2025 08:32:16

Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
27.01.2025 14:10:03
Slayto

Well done.
Next one will be Red Bean Mooncake.

27.01.2025 14:10:03

Senator

Level 307
Sex Appeal 41603664
Reputation 943980
Posts 4599
Atheista
27.01.2025 19:11:25
Spiffyfunpants

Following 

27.01.2025 19:11:25

Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
27.01.2025 23:14:14
Slayto

I can use my unlock powers for our third bloost…boost…in 9 hours and 38 minutes.
General can unlock their next booze…boost…in about 20?

we have enough now to unlock The 150% direct spending thingy boost and activate it 
I’m using The Socratic Method…or the SOC Method because of the logistics of our state this time.
Slayyyocrates invented it last state war…when he was SM Commander Slayyyocrates
X Star Xeneral.

more later.  Headed for the cafe…hiccup

27.01.2025 23:14:14

Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 19877
Reputation 4777
Posts 148
Reasonopia
28.01.2025 03:37:28
Slayto

I changed my mind.  I’ll unlock auspicious numbers. We have the points to activate it.
after that we’ll do the dieprectbspending increase one hivpccup

4 hours and 30 minutes til I can solo unlock it, no one has to do anything.

Plus!
i like the tiny increment back and forth with Antitheocra.
Play that little “minigame” with them in the meantime. If you like.  

28.01.2025 03:37:28

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