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Thanks to Halo and welcome to new Ministers

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Created
08.08.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
08.08.2024 12:58:46
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximbos new and old,

Firstly thanks to the departing administration - @Halo and her government, Cherri, Hera and Katrynah. 

As you know from August 1st we have a new administration in charge here in Ximboland.
These ministers were voted in and elected by you.
Thanks to all those brave and loyal Ximbos who put themselves forward and took responsibility. 
Please welcome - @Dean Winchester, Polly, Katrynah and Tibby 

I trust you will support them in their endeavours whilst also holding us all to account and demanding higher and higher standards or a better and better Ximboland, 

Sweetasnuts


 

08.08.2024 12:58:46



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
08.08.2024 12:59:41
SweetasNuts


08.08.2024 12:59:41



tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177506
Reputation: 64830
Posts: 3060
Agnostica
08.08.2024 13:02:56
tibby

we’re all ecstatic to be here and excited to get started soon! thanks SAN and to the previous administration ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (as well as to all the lovely voters hehe)

08.08.2024 13:02:56
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
08.08.2024 13:51:03
craigslist-stripper

at first i was worried about how these changes would affect the site but im really excited now seeing all the cool people that got voted in :) 

08.08.2024 13:51:03

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112259
Posts: 3404
Secville
08.08.2024 15:45:15
KatieBoutique

Based on experience, time, data, sentiment...collected over two years
I have a new theory that any minister with the gifting tool may want to take into consideration:

As the number of artifacts in a player's account increases
The likelihood that they will become drawn to The Treasury Top Up Feature also increases.

Giving diamonds and Bimbo Dollars as gifts was a bone-headed move on my part in the past.
It's chests and tickets that will grow the economy.
Plus they are more fun to receive.
It's like getting presents for your birthday...as opposed to an envelope full of cash.  Meh.
It's just a theory. But I think it hits the nail on teh head.

08.08.2024 15:45:15

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
08.08.2024 16:13:14
KittyOnyx

Could we please get weekly crazes again? I really enjoyed those and it drew me to the site more often

08.08.2024 16:13:14

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602771
Reputation: 60236
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
08.08.2024 16:19:52
Pollyx

Hi, Kitty! Tibby, the new Minister of Entertainment, will be getting the craze tool soon, but most of these minister roles don't come with all of the necessary tools yet so it's taking some time for the coding to be changed. Hold tight, I know Tibby has plans for crazes!

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CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
08.08.2024 17:24:46
CarCrashBimbo

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
Could we please get weekly crazes again? I really enjoyed those and it drew me to the site more often
SweetasNuts should handle crazes himself.
If they are not well managed they do more damage than good to the treasury and the game!
while waiting for crazes, go get a top up at the treasury.

And for goodness sake don’t ask what crazes people want.
A good craze manager should know what to do and how and when to do it.

08.08.2024 17:24:46

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
08.08.2024 17:30:41
KittyOnyx

Crash, honestly, i completely get that this website is a moneymaking tool and rightfully so since it is a business, but if you run this strictly as a business, ie no crazes or anything fun to try to avoid people from not buying anything, doesnt exactly work in the long run. I think if you were to make the game more fun with random incentives, it would draw more people to spend money. Like for example, my main thing is getting my superficiality up, during crazes that boost superficiality, i feel inclined to purchase diamonds to exchange for artifacts for even MORE superficiality. I guess what im trying to say is if the website was just a bit more incentive at the base, more people would be inclined to buy. If i knew theres a superficiality craze, id prob buy diamonds to get more superficiality artifacts. But thats just my opinion, not arguing, just i dont understand why this administration (you, your multiple alts, and chris) are opposed to crazes, it doesnt make a lot of sense to me

08.08.2024 17:30:41

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32521
Posts: 1841
Atheista
08.08.2024 18:03:33
Dean Winchester

Thank u mr nuts I’m excited to be MOJ and roll out some cool stuff

08.08.2024 18:03:33

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