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Thanks to Halo and welcome to new Ministers

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Created
08.08.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
08.08.2024 18:21:49
SweetasNuts parody

why new minister in fashion police setion an have tool? an other lie from Sweetasnuts bout how ne minstr role tools and work.
imposter dean here proof he no stick to words! were teh justice now? hold him accountble to his words if wont do himself! katmeh has 3 roles sort it out Mr Sweetasnuts an stick to your words.

 

08.08.2024 18:21:49
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12707
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
08.08.2024 18:50:31
Slayyyocrates

“The private state ministers section of the pink house.”

Where?  get me in there immediately.

08.08.2024 18:50:31
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
08.08.2024 19:33:26
SweetasNuts parody

an power hungry hog katmeh would hav access to all! they all mad katie want mutiple rols yet katmeh can have cause she part of wokie TQ+ snowflakes so it cool cause one sides only

08.08.2024 19:33:26
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52590
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
08.08.2024 19:35:40
Daphnee_Mino

Lowkey Sweetasnut parody is brat or

08.08.2024 19:35:40
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112259
Posts: 3404
Secville
08.08.2024 19:43:08
KatieBoutique

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
an power hungry hog katmeh would hav access to all! they all mad katie want mutiple rols yet katmeh can have cause she part of wokie TQ+ snowflakes so it cool cause one sides only
Bingo.

and yes…SANP is Brat.

i really want to speak to Kristy about THE BIG SCOOP STORY OF THE CENTURY
but I don’t know whose side anyone is on anymore…

08.08.2024 19:43:08

Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533043
Reputation: 258444
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
08.08.2024 19:44:17
Katrynah

So excited to be here another term, these next few weeks are going to be interesting as everyone gets their tools and settles into their roles. Can't wait for all the fun to come :D  ♥️

08.08.2024 19:44:17
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
08.08.2024 19:45:06
SweetasNuts parody

little messy very honest very blunt a little bit volatile. they no handle it with all evidence gainst hulu an Sweetasnuts! no govement stand by they words! an power hungry hog ketmeh
do my chiselled large muscular pecs need bra?

08.08.2024 19:45:06
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52590
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
08.08.2024 19:47:20
Daphnee_Mino

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
So excited to be here another term, these next few weeks are going to be interesting as everyone gets their tools and settles into their roles. Can't wait for all the fun to come :D ♥️
Interesting?? Yaaay!

katie if you wanna talk to kirsty come to fashion threads we are having an outfit off w the queens

08.08.2024 19:47:20
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
09.08.2024 04:46:50
Hot Topica

Pollyx wrote: (original post HERE)
Hi, Kitty! Tibby, the new Minister of Entertainment, will be getting the craze tool soon, but most of these minister roles don't come with all of the necessary tools yet so it's taking some time for the coding to be changed. Hold tight, I know Tibby...
yay crazes!

09.08.2024 04:46:50
  FREE PALESTINE  
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
09.08.2024 13:35:14
CarCrashBimbo

Attention Prime Himbo SweetasNuts:

Want proof that too many random crazes damage the game?  And rob the Treasury?

There have not been any crazes for a little over a week...
And the Senatorship count is rising.

Make Crazes Rare Again

09.08.2024 13:35:14

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