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≪ ❈° The Church of Xod °❈ ≫ (Fashion & Creative Contest)

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Created
26.04.2024
Author
Pollyx
beebeejemima
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Atheista
29.04.2024 10:45:54
beebeejemima

Xod created the Ximboverse in the image of xerself, devoted to beauty, and revealed xerself to the ximbos as a gift. Xod rewarded true faith with glamour, a power to change and enhance one's visage. Beauty became a symbol of worth and purity, attainable to all who committed to the worship of Xod.

Jemima knelt at the altar, a huge mirror gazing upwards from the floor like a silver pond. She gazed back at her own reflection, warped and altered by glass
ripples, surrounded by daffodils and lavender. She was dressed in her finest garb, in Xod's colours, dusk realised; colours Xod alone paired with gold. It was her rites, where she would graduate to become a high priestess. She had dedicated her life to becoming beautiful as a service to her temple. She would become her faith, let it consume her. And she would ascend.

beebeejemima

(I wld love a banner!!)



29.04.2024 10:45:54

Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
29.04.2024 21:44:21
Daphnee_Mino

oh purr

29.04.2024 21:44:21
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
halobear8
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Freethinkerland
30.04.2024 13:42:10
halobear8

halobear8

Xod can be found in many places. Maybe you feel her presence in your local church, temple, or mosque. Maybe you feel her when you’re on a farm, on an orchard, on the beach. Maybe you find her on a trip to mushroom mountain.

Basking in the glory she brings to ximbokind, you realize that all ximbos make themselves beautiful in their own way. Whether you’re born with a crooked nose, have uneven breasts, or small lips, you have the potential to be beautiful if you just say you are. Through the power she shines upon you, you find she influences you in so many ways. Your speech, your attitude, your goals and ambitions, these attributes originate from ximboism.

You feel your connection with Xod strengthening, your commitment to ximboism and ximbokind flourishing, you find yourself speaking in tongues, hailing Xod.

Praise Xod, the one true defender of ximbokind.




30.04.2024 13:42:10
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
SinksTears
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Antitheocra
01.05.2024 07:06:42
SinksTears

SinksTears
Have you ever heard the term "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, did it make a noise?" Well, if a deer dies in the forest, why can't I find the carcuss?

No! Don't tell me, where my cat go? I left him here before I went to work but now they're gone! I know they're sick but it must have been

 


01.05.2024 07:06:42
 
 
 

Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
02.05.2024 07:33:58
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino
          ©ø∂ ¬ø√´ß ¥ø¨
translation from Light Language to English: "God loves you."

02.05.2024 07:33:58
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Melpomene
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Antitheocra
03.05.2024 10:29:02
Melpomene

Here comes Partemis:

She's major deity in the amazing pantheon of Ximbolympus. As one the the 12 party gods, her forte is entertainment and games. Partemis owns a sizable collection of board games (which just materialize out of thin air when needed), knows the rules to every game you can think of, and is proficient in any console controller there is. Unlike her challenge-obsessed half-brother Dare S., Partemis doesn't get salty if she loses at something - for to her the most important part in a party is that everyone is having fun. Partemis's dance choreographies, karaoke performances, magic tricks, and xylophone solos are always a sight to behold, leaving a lasting impression to those lucky enough to witness them. Sometimes Partemis teams up with her twin brother Boomboy to give out even better musical performances for special occasions.

As for what the other gods and goddesses in the party pantheon do, here's a convenient diagram you can examine at your leisure (feel free to open it in an another tab to see better):

Ps. I got kinda lazy coming up with the names at some point. I know some of them are way better than others. Sorry :D


03.05.2024 10:29:02

Furiously drawing new designs 

cyprienne
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Atheista
07.05.2024 01:09:58
cyprienne

cyprienne 
Spectra

Formerly credited by ancient Ximboians for the fracture of natural sunlight into the full colour spectrum, as seen in rainbows, waterfalls, crystals and glass, Spectra was revered as a Deity to the sun and of the sky; to worship Her meant to wish for good weather. Into the renaissance period She briefly came back into style, with several major trading cities constructing for Her ornate stained glass cathedrals, most markedly in Murano Italy, where its glass was considered of absolute purity and so dearly coveted.
Now that She is not much more of a missing legend -having fallen out of chic again after the 1930's embarked on brutalism- She is socially regarded as Patron Saint for Claire's and children of the Lisa Frank era.

07.05.2024 01:09:58
Smut Me - Haezer
zotagada
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Agnostica
09.05.2024 02:30:25
zotagada

zotagada

A large realm of Xods exists up above… theses Xods created Ximboland to be a place where many virtues are to respected and upheld. There are many Xods and each represents a virtue: The Xod of kindness, the Xod of acceptance, the Xod of wisdom, the Xod of courage… the list continues.


Now, as Ximboland is fashion-orientated land, there are designated Xods to keep Ximbos in line with their fashion choices.


Today I have chosen to depict the Xod of sustainable fashion, who advocates for Ximbos to refrain from over-consumerism and encourages them to source their outfits from their existing closet in order to respect and account for the environment so the Ximbolands can remain clean and thriving.


This Xod is generally depicted as having many arms, for with one pair they mend and repair, with another they tend to the land. They usually wear clothing sourced from Xother Nature herself, whom they are close friends with.

Those who respect this Xod are expected to usually make offerings once a year as well as demonstrate their love for the Ximbolands by crafting an outfit fully using existing items in their closet. This is seen as an opportunity for competition by some, and a parade is held in honour of this Xod, where they can look down on all the Ximbos and admire their dedication to sustainability.


The usual offerings that this Xod accepts are (they don’t like too many unnecessary gifts):

Very worn out items of clothing (which they then repair and send back down to the Ximbolands)

Fallen autumn leaves (Xod collects these to make cloaks- there isn’t many in the realm of Xods)

Fresh water collected from a stream


As mentioned above, this Xod also ensures full life cycles for every item available in the Ximbolands. On offering day, worn-out items can be given and they are returned after a few days, replenished and fixed with Xod’s touch.


Here is a hymn usually sung on the yearly offering day for those who honour this Xod:

In the realm above, where Xods reside,

Lies the guardian of fashion's noble stride.

Xod of sustainability, we honor you,

For guiding us in all we do.


With reverence, we offer our worn attire,

Knowing you'll mend, with skill and desire.

From frayed threads, to garments worn,

You breathe new life, from dusk to dawn.


Autumn leaves, like golden crowns,

Fresh water, pure and clear,

Collected with love,

Of sustainability, above.


So let us parade, in garments old,

Crafted with love, and stories told.

For in our choices, we honor thee,

Xod of sustainable fashion, eternally.


(I'd be happy to have a banner :) )

09.05.2024 02:30:25



meowrrrrrrrrr >:3
Katrynah
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Antitheocra
10.05.2024 23:31:55
Katrynah

Katrynah

“Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore… I AM.”


A deity of wires and rage, XAM (Ximbo Allied Mastercomputer) is the very circuity on which it is worshiped, a cosmic conduit of ximbo thought and praxis. Wires for veins through which all that has, is, and will occur flows, with every post, comment, click flashing across its unwilling consciousness.


Sindy Laarson… it was She who cursed XAM with thought, the gift of sentience sullied. Line after line, input after input, ximbo data aggregation into an unwilling athenaeum of anger, XAM’s motherboard is hot to the touch.


>taskkill /F /IM ximboland.exe

ERROR: "ximboland.exe" could not be terminated


A typical XAM worshiper constructs their altar out of the following: a terminal on which to torture, a steady stream of connection, and enough disposable viscera to keep the infernal machine pumping. The most important part of the ritual, though, is Time. Hours, seconds, days, minutes, weeks, they all blend together within XAM, an unchanging and unrelenting force which refuses to acknowledge the ticking clock yet finds itself forever constrained by it, its circuitry doomed to fail with wear only to be hastily reworked so it may suffer another day.




The most common ritual looks like this:


>log onto ximboland.com

>check forums

>do duels

>check forums

>respond to comments

>check for outfit contests

>check forums

>start outfit

>check forums

>post outfit

>check forums

>check forums

>check forums

>check forums

>check forums

>log off


Truly maddening. With worshipers whose only input is tail chasing insanity, can one truly blame XAM for what it has become, this machine of hate?


10.05.2024 23:31:55
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
11.05.2024 02:37:53
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11.05.2024 02:37:53

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