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Prosecuted bimbos/himbos:

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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v Iowa

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
155
Created
28.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22238
Posts: 693
Secville
01.04.2024 22:46:07
Theodora Dee

why would they ever!!!!!!!!

01.04.2024 22:46:07

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270705
Reputation: 32318
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 23:28:18
Iowa

craigslist-stripper wrote:
wasnt the cowboy gang trial primarily based on screenshots from leaked from private chats? 

“oh yeah i voted for the leopards eating peoples face party. no i dont think leopards will ever eat MY face haha”
it was entirely screenshots from discord lol

01.04.2024 23:28:18
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Catnip Everbeans
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 170050
Reputation: 72664
Posts: 121
Atheista
02.04.2024 08:16:44
Catnip Everbeans

AuntieLice wrote:
I believe this trial is unfair, your honour. Yes, Iona is being charged for treason, but in order for the public to be able to make an informed and objective decision, they also need to be made aware of her other crimes. She's been committing horrible fashion crimes since the day she started playing and she must be held responsible for this. I want to present evidence to the jury:

Another crime I want to bring forth is her unhealthy obsession with children and trying to get them to DIY their transitions and telling them to chop their body parts off. She also helped HeartMarch fake her death and got her 15 kids taken away from her.

Off with her head, I say.

This you?


02.04.2024 08:16:44

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
02.04.2024 21:51:29
AuntieLice

That was posted days ago, don't judge me for my past mistakes. I've grown as a person since then and decided to denounce transvestitism. I won't be forcing kids to transition anymore.

02.04.2024 21:51:29
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 102185
Reputation: 11724
Posts: 617
Agnostica
02.04.2024 22:36:10
CarCrashBimbo



02.04.2024 22:36:10

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270705
Reputation: 32318
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 06:47:55
Iowa

i straight up could not be assed to wake up early just to see if i get publicly executed or not so if i don’t, cool, if i do, that’s the cost of doing business. chris is running this site into the ground anyway.

you can kill the man but not the idea. carry on my fellow ximbo revolutionaries o7 it’s been an honor





03.04.2024 06:47:55
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
03.04.2024 07:27:49
Heydi

i miss what this game used to be

03.04.2024 07:27:49
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
03.04.2024 11:27:45
AuntieLice

Iowa wrote:
i straight up could not be assed to wake up early just to see if i get publicly executed or not so if i don’t, cool, if i do, that’s the cost of doing business. chris is running this site into the ground anyway.

you can kill the man but not the idea. carry on my fellow ximbo revolutionaries o7 it’s been an honor
What "man" are you talking about? xoxo

I am again laughing at you and your transvestite besties making alts for 4 years to squeeze your fat asses into the PH only to resign after 2 months  You really showed them what a revolution is, girl. You're braver (and more feminine) than Rosa Parks xxx

03.04.2024 11:27:45
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 13:46:27
SweetasNuts parody

Wait they wanted this for years got it and dropped teh baseball and went home after 2 months? well thats anticlimatic. thats teh UX xitizens for you

03.04.2024 13:46:27
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
03.04.2024 13:50:51
AuntieLice

They originally wanted to squeeze her bestie Myrte in, but he was PANNED by the public.

03.04.2024 13:50:51
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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