Prime Ximbo:
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Prosecuted bimbos/himbos:

guilty: 173 innocent: 239

The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v Iowa

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
155
Created
28.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
kojar
Level 158
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3099120
Reputation: 53511
Posts: 848
Antitheocra
04.04.2024 11:00:01
kojar

yay! celebratory van damme split





04.04.2024 11:00:01
 

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32293
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
04.04.2024 15:52:35
Iowa

i'm honored

04.04.2024 15:52:35
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
05.04.2024 00:39:51
KatieBoutique

So, what conclusions can we draw from this trial?

Iowa is still here…by a clean vote of the citizenry.
Her account has not been exiled…like many said would happen
even if she was found not guilty.  So…

1.  The Ximboland is a Dictatorship Gang has once again been found to be just a bunch of bullschvit artists.
2.  They all owe Ximboland and handsome SweeeeeeetasNutsy an apology.
3.  They all need to take a new oath to Miss Bimbo and their Ximboland paradise.
4.  They ALL need to BUY, and READ, The Book.

You have your screenshots.  So does The Slayyycast.
All of you with that pitiful picket sign and your raccoon side burns are on record.
Iowa might want to get the ball rolling…since she was saved from being nailed…to a…you know what.

TS Eliot once wrote “April is the cruelest month…”
It’s up to you to either prove him wrong…or right.

Katie Boutique - Number Five




05.04.2024 00:39:51

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
05.04.2024 03:55:42
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

They all need to apologize and take a new oath to Miss Bimbo, SweetasNuts and Ximboland citizens and to buy teh book AND senatorship

then Miss Bimbo shall decide

Brother Hamza shall become a justice minister and create more tolerant rules and creative penalties

05.04.2024 03:55:42
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.04.2024 04:11:54
craigslist-stripper

i mean to be fair, our new prime ximbo hasn’t even been active since before the end of the trial

05.04.2024 04:11:54

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
05.04.2024 04:17:31
KatieBoutique

In a vote between SweetasNuts and Abu Hamza, I think the Historical Haters would vote Hamza and Islamic Rule before they would ever vote for our Sweetsy.  They certainly aren’t going to vote for me.

05.04.2024 04:17:31

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.04.2024 04:22:16
craigslist-stripper

honestly Katie - if there was a gun to my head and i had to choose one of you for whatever godforsaken reason, i think youre definitely the lesser of three evils so to speak

i disagree with you sometimes, but you’re more entertaining and less insane than mr nuts and the fake muslim 

05.04.2024 04:22:16

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
05.04.2024 04:47:09
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Sister Katie is not any evil

dont hate Miss Katie because you are not she
dont hate Katie hate yourself

05.04.2024 04:47:09
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
05.04.2024 04:50:44
craigslist-stripper

god you really are just so obnoxious

05.04.2024 04:50:44

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6447
Posts: 260
Atheista
05.04.2024 04:54:27
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

you are so envious of Katie

05.04.2024 04:54:27
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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