

(hope u don't mind me invading from Secville once again to share what I've created. Would really like one of ur lovely banners too if poss?)of course!! I love when our contests get visitors <3
Disneyworld is nothing like the other Disney parks. It's a new fully immersive amusement park experience for adults who want to indulge in the ultimate Disney adventure. Lifelike androids called “cast members” who inhabit the various lands of Disneyworld help guest play out their wildest fantasies of adventure, finding love, or being the hero. In many cases, being the villain. Luckily, the high-paying guests don't need to worry about retaliation from the cast members. It was perfect for my friend's bachelorette party weekend!!
I vividly remember being greeted by a tall dark handsome cast member who resembled Prince Eric, “Welcome to Disneyworld.” As we go up the escalator, he asks me the standard questions about my preexisting medical conditions, history of heart problems, etc. I look confused-, “Hold on, I thought you couldn’t get hurt in the most magical place on earth?” and he’s programmed with a clever retort, “only the right amount.” We stare at each other a moment before we both break out into laughter, although mine is nervous laughter.
We enter my “dressing room” and I gasp at the sight of all of the costumes- the dresses, accessories, the shoes. He shows me around, “Everything is bespoke and exactly your size.” And there’s an awkward silence as I comb through the dresses on the rack. He stands in front of me, “You want to ask, so ask.” I can hear my heart about to beat out of my chest and I ask hesitantly, “Are you…..are you real?” And he looks amused and replies in a slightly sinister tone, “Well, if you can’t tell, does it matter?”
I’m distracted by the glimmer of glass slippers locked in a display case and I can't take my eyes off them as I approach, “Are they real too?” And he quips “real enough.” I turn around and ask awkwardly, “So, is there a changing room? or a robe? or…..” And he says “Of course, I can help you. Or if you prefer, I could step outside.” And I’m frozen and stammer “ww…what do most people do?” And he steps closer and assures me, “You don’t have to worry about what most people would do.” I say in a low voice, “I understand.” And he pauses from unbuttoning my blouse and says “do you really understand, Cannabis? All our cast members are here for you, myself included.” And I step back, grab the Cinderella dress off the rack, and say “Thank you, I don’t want to keep my friend waiting. It’s her bitchelorette party weekend.” He clears his throat and says “of course, take your time” and walks out.
The android rebellion broke out shortly after I entered Disneyworld. It’s three years later, and I’m still stuck in this post-capitalist hell hole. And the craziest part- it turns out I was a cast member all along.
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.