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(hope u don't mind me invading from Secville once again to share what I've created. Would really like one of ur lovely banners too if poss?)of course!! I love when our contests get visitors <3
- Bimbo PimpDisneyworld is nothing like the other Disney parks. It's a new fully immersive amusement park experience for adults who want to indulge in the ultimate Disney adventure. Lifelike androids called “cast members” who inhabit the various lands of Disneyworld help guest play out their wildest fantasies of adventure, finding love, or being the hero. In many cases, being the villain. Luckily, the high-paying guests don't need to worry about retaliation from the cast members. It was perfect for my friend's bachelorette party weekend!!
I vividly remember being greeted by a tall dark handsome cast member who resembled Prince Eric, “Welcome to Disneyworld.” As we go up the escalator, he asks me the standard questions about my preexisting medical conditions, history of heart problems, etc. I look confused-, “Hold on, I thought you couldn’t get hurt in the most magical place on earth?” and he’s programmed with a clever retort, “only the right amount.” We stare at each other a moment before we both break out into laughter, although mine is nervous laughter.
We enter my “dressing room” and I gasp at the sight of all of the costumes- the dresses, accessories, the shoes. He shows me around, “Everything is bespoke and exactly your size.” And there’s an awkward silence as I comb through the dresses on the rack. He stands in front of me, “You want to ask, so ask.” I can hear my heart about to beat out of my chest and I ask hesitantly, “Are you…..are you real?” And he looks amused and replies in a slightly sinister tone, “Well, if you can’t tell, does it matter?”
I’m distracted by the glimmer of glass slippers locked in a display case and I can't take my eyes off them as I approach, “Are they real too?” And he quips “real enough.” I turn around and ask awkwardly, “So, is there a changing room? or a robe? or…..” And he says “Of course, I can help you. Or if you prefer, I could step outside.” And I’m frozen and stammer “ww…what do most people do?” And he steps closer and assures me, “You don’t have to worry about what most people would do.” I say in a low voice, “I understand.” And he pauses from unbuttoning my blouse and says “do you really understand, Cannabis? All our cast members are here for you, myself included.” And I step back, grab the Cinderella dress off the rack, and say “Thank you, I don’t want to keep my friend waiting. It’s her bitchelorette party weekend.” He clears his throat and says “of course, take your time” and walks out.
The android rebellion broke out shortly after I entered Disneyworld. It’s three years later, and I’m still stuck in this post-capitalist hell hole. And the craziest part- it turns out I was a cast member all along.
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- 79 points What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
