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Lilliandra
Lilliandra
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Freethinkerland
23.01.2016 15:46:28
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking          

23.01.2016 15:46:28
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Opium
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80
Reputation: 912
Posts: 243
Agnostica
23.01.2016 23:02:47
Opium

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was

23.01.2016 23:02:47
Lilliandra
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5220
Reputation: 5263
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
24.01.2016 03:01:49
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry,

24.01.2016 03:01:49
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Opium
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80
Reputation: 912
Posts: 243
Agnostica
24.01.2016 03:52:37
Opium

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly

24.01.2016 03:52:37
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
24.01.2016 11:23:58
anunitum

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards 

24.01.2016 11:23:58
Lilliandra
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5220
Reputation: 5263
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
24.01.2016 15:24:24
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with  ...        

24.01.2016 15:24:24
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
24.01.2016 15:37:19
anunitum



The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur    

24.01.2016 15:37:19
Lilliandra
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5220
Reputation: 5263
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
24.01.2016 18:40:12
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung  

24.01.2016 18:40:12
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
24.01.2016 19:15:33
anunitum

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung outside from the

24.01.2016 19:15:33
desdollazz
Level 12
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Reputation: 1200
Posts: 393
Freethinkerland
25.01.2016 04:46:48
desdollazz

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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