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Agnostica
08.03.2016 12:34:21
Abracadabra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung outside from the dark underground tunnel and tried to take the dinosaur to get medicine.    Larry vomited profusely  but felt better and grab something to eat but then a giant dwarf surprised him trying to steal his meal. The dwarf managed to

08.03.2016 12:34:21
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Freethinkerland
08.03.2016 17:20:46
Latina

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung outside from the dark underground tunnel and tried to take the dinosaur to get medicine.    Larry vomited profusely  but felt better and grab something to eat but then a giant dwarf surprised him trying to steal his meal. The dwarf managed to scape from reality 

08.03.2016 17:20:46
Making signatures in G.D.!!!
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Atheista
09.03.2016 16:20:02
maniatica

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung outside from the dark underground tunnel and tried to take the dinosaur to get medicine.    Larry vomited profusely  but felt better and grab something to eat but then a giant dwarf surprised him trying to steal his meal. The dwarf managed to scape from reality, because his reality


09.03.2016 16:20:02

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Freethinkerland
17.03.2016 03:01:34
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold... blindling the ratchet it was nothing short of amazing! We all know what happened next.... A hideously tall and ugly green woman came running towards Larry with a huge fat dog in her arms. The woman was so surprised and scared of the music she heard in the creepy attic above. He went to the pizza store and ordered her two medium pizzas with pepperoni and cheese and garlic. she had to stop Larry from ordering a big Slurpee from a delivering 7 eleven. Larry really wanted a strawberry cheesecake. The woman shouted, "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! HADOUKEeeeeNnn!" Larry decided to  leave her alone. He ran fast into the small space behind the coffee shop and he found some weird sparkling little dinosaur crying softly. He look at the small creature and took it in his warm loving arms carefully just to notice it was injured :(    It was bleeding glowing blue liquid tears and shaking but he was holding on. Larry, thinking rather swiftly started walking towards    the hospital with the crying dinosaur . The doctors sprung outside from the dark underground tunnel and tried to take the dinosaur to get medicine.    Larry vomited profusely  but felt better and grab something to eat but then a giant dwarf surprised him trying to steal his meal. The dwarf managed to scape from reality, because his reality was a dream.

17.03.2016 03:01:34
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
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Atheista
17.03.2016 09:06:08
maniatica

how does everybody feel about starting a new story (based on what we have so far)?
(just because it gets so long and has to be quoted all over every time) ... i would call it:

The dream of the dwarf        ...and start with
He dreamed about...

17.03.2016 09:06:08

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Antitheocra
22.03.2016 22:03:27
aniekeme

He dreamed about falling in love

22.03.2016 22:03:27
Dj Skinny at night ;P

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Freethinkerland
23.03.2016 03:35:07
Carla Skerritt

He dreamed about falling in love with an elf

23.03.2016 03:35:07
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Atheista
24.03.2016 09:31:44
maniatica

He dreamed about falling in love with an elf who was really

24.03.2016 09:31:44

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Level 15
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Freethinkerland
24.03.2016 21:29:39
Call_me_blondie_doll

...sweet and funny...

24.03.2016 21:29:39
Sun is on vacation, today I'm shining! 
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Atheista
24.03.2016 21:33:22
maniatica

he dreamed about falling in love with an elf who was really sweet and funny but unfortunately very

24.03.2016 21:33:22

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