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What is the governments position on the Middle east/Israel/Gaza conflict?

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
104
Created
22.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.08.2024 04:16:26
Bimbo Pimp

Yes, let's talk about strong men to rule the world again! Israel is ruled by strong men who protect women! I like being protected and so forth. 
Video gif Man sits at the table reading the newspaper and he tells someone to go away using the back of his hand to make a shooing motion He then looks back at his newspaper and begins to read again

25.08.2024 04:16:26
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
25.08.2024 13:44:50
SweetasNuts parody

so what is it? minister justice say cant modrate yet tible self claim fashion police try to. mix signel. is tible try take over? or is tible just stupid post after minister justice

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
cant moderate in xemocracy arena lol

tibby wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)come tible keep same energy. you be online yet nothing. show bias much bitch. prove you not fit be in role bitch. do job or resign cause you failure in self claim fashion police roletotally fair point,...


25.08.2024 13:44:50
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85652
Reputation: 34991
Posts: 244
Atheista
25.08.2024 15:10:00
Dad

I'm warning you, SillyAnn, don't be mean to Dean and Tibby. I have more funny cat videos and I'm not afraid to post them.

25.08.2024 15:10:00
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950160
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3403
Secville
25.08.2024 15:59:47
KatieBoutique

Do you really think LillyAnn is SANP?
If it is, that is the most exciting news I’ve heard yet.
Of course…we will never know for sure…
and that is even more exciting.

25.08.2024 15:59:47

XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21893
Reputation: 6052
Posts: 367
Secville
25.08.2024 16:17:30
XOD of Bimboland

People think “alts” are cheating.  Rubbish.
Secondary Characters = Survival Amidst Tyranny.
No one is assured of Absolute Rule any longer.
But I digress…

The Middle East … this government is SAN’s now.
So I wonder what his position on it is.
Not really…The Ximdependent Party knows the answer.

XOD of Bimboland

25.08.2024 16:17:30

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47623
Reputation: 32471
Posts: 1838
Atheista
25.08.2024 19:56:11
Dean Winchester

Ok look. I’d prefer if we try to stay on topic but I’m also A freedom of speech MOJ. And mr nuts has said we can’t moderate in xemocracy. So like. Yeah. But we do try to keep shit on topic. Can y’all like. Chill out it’s not that serious to be honest. It’s a cat video. U could easily ignore it and continue the conversation.

tibby as a minister is allowed to moderate as they r a minister. So pls stop riding her metaphorical dick about moderating they KNOW MY RULES FOR FORUMS

25.08.2024 19:56:11
Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4415
Reputation: 1910
Posts: 57
Reasonopia
25.08.2024 20:14:35
Slayto

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Slayto
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Thanks yous.


25.08.2024 20:14:35

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
25.08.2024 20:21:54
SweetasNuts parody

exclusive imposter deano is wrong bout new minister. sweetasnuts words in july for tible role

The Entertainment and education minister is responsible for crazes and state/fashion wars ensuring that we have 1 x state war per term. You will also be responsible for supporting the PX with the PXFC.


Powers = The Entertainment Minister will have the power to =

Pin posts, create pop ups, post in Pink House private office.

The Entertainment Minister will not have the power to edit posts, delete posts, issue any forum bans/jail bans.



tible as minster entertainment is not alow to moderate. minister abuse power set yet agan. ministers need re look at role  https://ximbo.land/forum/the-minister-of-entertainment-and-education-ximboland-political-reforms-fro...

25.08.2024 20:21:54
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67278
Reputation: 52417
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
25.08.2024 20:34:19
Daphnee_Mino

Slayto wrote: (original post HERE)
And now a word from one of our sponsors: Farmers Arm Farmers Arm Do you have a really tan Farmers Arm? Catch a bird Make it two Them flip them both off to the MoJ J** This message was brought to you by The Middle East Thanks yous.
Love this poem ngl

25.08.2024 20:34:19
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 175478
Reputation: 64417
Posts: 3024
Agnostica
25.08.2024 20:56:58
tibby

*cough* in an effort to be on topic
the middle east is cool, human death is not cool, genocide is not cool, racism is not cool, life is cool
be cool

25.08.2024 20:56:58
       

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