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Created
29.05.2022
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LilStank
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93463
Reputation: 40761
Posts: 650
Secville
05.06.2022 01:44:36
Xamantha

ppl staring in public

05.06.2022 01:44:36
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



SexySlayer
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13426
Reputation: 10489
Posts: 48
Freethinkerland
05.06.2022 21:22:25
SexySlayer

When its clear you're trying to end a conversation but the other person doesnt take the hint

05.06.2022 21:22:25
haiii<3
CiTYsLickR
Level 121
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1387758
Reputation: 178344
Posts: 12190
Reasonopia
06.06.2022 08:13:03
CiTYsLickR

Other people taking credit for your own idea. :/

06.06.2022 08:13:03
I adhere to even voting (5-4) to promote as many people to vote (especially towards the end of the day). Nothing Personal!!

Mawesmazing wrote me a poem and I will cherish it always! 

A poem for you by yours truly:

My eyes can't take away from
this lovely person in front of me;
Not only her beauty,
nor her creativity,
but her personality,
is a 10 from me.
She radiates so much
positivity;
Hopefully,
her light won't go dim,
completely.

-xoxo  Mawesmazing

January 21, 2021
Wooohooo! Finally hit 1000 reactions! Thank you so much, 
sarahhyacinth!!!

Second Place!!!
https://bimbo.land/forum/light-vs-darkness-the-battle-of-aranzac/t4990
DickBomb
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3648
Reputation: 3406
Posts: 103
Atheista
06.06.2022 16:30:32
DickBomb

it has got to be when you are doing something "with" a friend (cook/bake/play games/makeup/anything) and youre doing all the work and they just sit there on their phone
like honey if you have other people youd rather spend time with why dont you do just that and not waste my time!!!!!!!!!

06.06.2022 16:30:32
ffflynn0_0
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11284
Reputation: 6631
Posts: 100
Atheista
10.06.2022 17:51:10
ffflynn0_0

when  ppl are mean to nice teachers for no reason

10.06.2022 17:51:10
xoxo go piss girl
Piroska_Sugar20
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51205
Reputation: 39342
Posts: 1026
Agnostica
29.06.2022 01:17:59
Piroska_Sugar20

Not picking up after yourself!

29.06.2022 01:17:59

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ༻♡༺ Piroska Sugar ༻♡༺ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚



ImaBreadstick
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30223
Reputation: 18280
Posts: 112
Freethinkerland
05.07.2022 07:33:17
ImaBreadstick

When you do so much work and then get yelled at for doing nothing

05.07.2022 07:33:17
Bye guys... <3
Alina Monique
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 421
Reputation: 422
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
05.07.2022 08:37:14
Alina Monique

People who judge someone based on their appearance/living situation/job!

05.07.2022 08:37:14

pixeldust
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 104649
Reputation: 38484
Posts: 130
Atheista
05.07.2022 09:21:19
pixeldust

- the sound of nail filing
- the sound of dozens of people chewing popcorn at the movie theater
- suicide dives in wrestling (i think they look really dumb and that they're overused as hell)
- wasting food, especially meat
- stroads (see this video for definition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORzNZUeUHAM)
- high-traffic bus stops that don't have any kind of bench/shelter nearby
- plastic water bottles

05.07.2022 09:21:19
lana del rabies
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1715
Reputation: 1553
Posts: 32
Atheista
06.07.2022 21:21:43
lana del rabies

people who chew loudly lmaoo hate it

06.07.2022 21:21:43

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