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What's your biggest pet peeve?

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Created
29.05.2022
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LilStank
yoongistan
Level 16
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3461
Reputation: 3388
Posts: 27
Atheista
12.09.2022 16:47:20
yoongistan

ppl that don't properly wash their hands, especially after using the restroom..

12.09.2022 16:47:20
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spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 755241
Reputation: 121823
Posts: 1105
Atheista
23.09.2022 15:56:03
spacesignal

people who are inconsiderate on public transport... omg. especially when it's busy or packed. i have to take the tram almost every day and there are so many people who don't wear a mask, talk really loudly on the phone, sit on the outside seat so no one can get past to sit next to them, put their bag next to them so no one can sit next to them, put their feet on the seats, play music on speaker... i could go on. it drives me NUTS.

23.09.2022 15:56:03
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CornDawg
Level 33
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 27250
Reputation: 14659
Posts: 18
Freethinkerland
08.10.2022 00:34:08
CornDawg

Yellow vehicles. They just piss me off and make me uncomfortable. Everyone who drives a yellow vehicle has a god complex 

08.10.2022 00:34:08
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deoag
Level 93
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 636757
Reputation: 163466
Posts: 3107
Atheista
10.10.2022 07:53:31
deoag

any noises at allll

10.10.2022 07:53:31

Adriannnn
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55137
Reputation: 28023
Posts: 1021
Atheista
19.10.2022 09:07:17
Adriannnn

Slow walkers man MOVE

19.10.2022 09:07:17
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lana del rage
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 84046
Reputation: 38118
Posts: 164
Atheista
24.10.2022 17:38:28
lana del rage

people who chew loudly, people that stare at others (look away bitch tf???), people who are too touchy touchy (idc if your "love language" is physical touch) 

24.10.2022 17:38:28
Ximbolina Zuckerberg
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74100
Reputation: 37956
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
16.11.2022 00:22:49
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popefrancis
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5128
Reputation: 4116
Posts: 71
Atheista
16.11.2022 00:34:47
popefrancis

Constant interrupting. Everyone does it from time to time, whether it's from excitement or on accident, but some people seem incapable of letting anyone else finish a sentence. I know that in a lot of cases it's not intentional but rather a habit that's never been fixed. It's still super aggravating, though, especially when I try to respectfully point out that another person is already speaking, and the interrupter makes no effort to modify their behavior. I get that it can be really hard to completely eradicate bad habits so I try to give people the benefit of the doubt for the most part, but it can be so hard when the same people continue to interrupt others.

16.11.2022 00:34:47

fat ass thursday
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9479
Reputation: 7141
Posts: 104
Atheista
25.11.2022 18:47:24
fat ass thursday

knuckle cracking and mouth noises

25.11.2022 18:47:24
be gay, do crime, etc etc
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533043
Reputation: 258444
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
09.12.2022 23:29:46
Katrynah

people who befriend introverts and think that instantly turns them into an extrovert. like, no, i'm not going to a thousand events in a single week to meet and talk to people who i 1.) don't know and 2.) don't care about. 

09.12.2022 23:29:46
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