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WIZARD TOWER

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Created
15.06.2024
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52578
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
06.08.2024 21:10:31
Daphnee_Mino

You should give it a try love soldier! First bimbo knight to crawl on wizard tower walls… *builds a ladder to help you climb, made from the bones of consistent downvoters* ( i have a magic horn)

06.08.2024 21:10:31
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213958
Reputation: 21948
Posts: 134
Agnostica
06.08.2024 21:26:28
LoveSoldier

i climb the ladder and stand on top of the tower menacingly 

06.08.2024 21:26:28
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
26.09.2024 02:59:06
Slayyyocrates

You look down, and see a giant hole opening up.
i climb up to see if it is the same hole that has appeared at the Secville Townhall.

It is.

I jump.

26.09.2024 02:59:06
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Lasagna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39954
Reputation: 22285
Posts: 220
Atheista
27.09.2024 15:13:12
Lasagna

I'm falling, for a long long time, wondering if I'll ever come down to some kind of earth. I start humming and singing out of boredom

27.09.2024 15:13:12
No hetero bro

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
01.10.2024 04:11:58
CarCrashBimbo

I swoop down on my roller winged skates and serve you a delicious coffee and some cake.

CarCrashBimbo

01.10.2024 04:11:58

Lasagna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39954
Reputation: 22285
Posts: 220
Atheista
11.10.2024 11:25:18
Lasagna

I land on my rollers, what the hell just happened ? Some coffee and cake just appeared out of nowhere ??? 

11.10.2024 11:25:18
No hetero bro

TheTimotheeChalagay
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6413
Reputation: 5078
Posts: 183
Reasonopia
15.10.2024 11:51:21
TheTimotheeChalagay

I am randomly teleported to the top of the wizard-tower! Hoozah! I've done it! :O

-i look down in astonishment- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who stole my pants :O EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

15.10.2024 11:51:21
Lasagna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39954
Reputation: 22285
Posts: 220
Atheista
19.10.2024 19:57:56
Lasagna

so now I'm just at the top of this wizard tower, no pants, rollers on with come coffee cup and cake, barbecue sauce on my titties

19.10.2024 19:57:56
No hetero bro

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
19.10.2024 21:33:50
Dean Winchester

THE WIZARD stares at you.

why are you on my roof. Covered in sauce. GAYRDS!!!

you are poofed to the wizard tower obby

19.10.2024 21:33:50
WolfQueen
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 839
Reputation: 836
Posts: 2
Atheista
04.11.2024 08:26:16
WolfQueen

I stand triumphantly out onto the Bimboland around me. There's only one thing on my mind, "Who practices magic without installing an elevator."
 

04.11.2024 08:26:16

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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