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WIZARD TOWER

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15.06.2024
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533347
Reputation: 258450
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
15.06.2024 23:53:54
Katrynah

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2024-06-10 02:59:38
my voice sounds just as good from another mouth as it does from my own. i love hearing it and can't resist continuing the conversation

>ask the reflection how she got in the mirror

15.06.2024 23:53:54
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48490
Reputation: 32711
Posts: 1849
Atheista
15.06.2024 23:54:09
Dean Winchester

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2024-06-10 03:09:43
YOU CHOSE TO ASK THE REFLECTION HOW SHE GOT IN THERE

"oh you're sooo sweet! well i was looking for the wizard, same as you i suppose, and my party trapped me in here!. they thought i was gonna hold them back, ugh. it's sooo dumb. just because i want to look good and like. find treasure doesnt mean ill hold them back! but noo its YOU DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY ENOUGH! ugh whatever. they were total party poopers anyways.

CHOICES
go down the hallway and say goodbye
investigate the other mirrors



15.06.2024 23:54:09
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533347
Reputation: 258450
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
15.06.2024 23:54:25
Katrynah

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2024-06-10 03:17:35
im distracted by how good the reflection's lipstick looks while she speaks and miss a good portion of what she said. treasure, looking good, and the wizard managed to stick onto my psyche and i close my eyes and nod in faux sympathetic understanding. "that's really messed up of them", i say "i cant believe they'd do that" i add on.

>investigate the other mirrors

15.06.2024 23:54:25
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48490
Reputation: 32711
Posts: 1849
Atheista
15.06.2024 23:54:41
Dean Winchester

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2024-06-10 20:12:43
YOU CHOOSE INVESTIGATE THE OTHER MIRRORS

as you walk down the hall, you see an odd mirror. the frame is different from all of the other ones. the frame has playing cards on it, roses with faces, and chess pieces. it also appears to have a little step in front of it. strangely enough you do not have a reflection in this mirror. the mirror itself appears to be liquid.

CHOICES
go through the looking glass
ignore the strange mirror and continue investigating

15.06.2024 23:54:41
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533347
Reputation: 258450
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
15.06.2024 23:54:58
Katrynah

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2024-06-10 20:38:31
the cards intrigue me and i love a good abomination of nature (the roses have total instagram face), but my lust for the wizard grows stronger with each passing minute. i doubt the key needed to free my beautiful doppelganger that totally wouldnt lie to me about why they're in the mirror or harm me once out of the mirror is in there. plus i dont know how to play chess

>ignore the strange mirror and continue investigating

15.06.2024 23:54:58
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48490
Reputation: 32711
Posts: 1849
Atheista
16.06.2024 01:19:53
Dean Winchester

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Moved from "The Minister of Fashion - official office ", originally posted at 2024-06-11 00:41:04 D= My hair is going to hate this, take the damp path!

 YOU CHOSE THE DAMP PATH

Moving down this path, it gets more and more humid. the brass pipes around you glisten with moisture. you can hear water dripping down (plink plink plink). The pipes seem to be rusted; some more so than others. whatever light was in the tunnel seems to be growing dimmer. you cant tell if it is because of how thick the air is, or if there isn't as much light down here.

You come across a doorway covered in vines. the door (a green door with chipped paint) has fallen off the hinges.

CHOICES
Investigate the plants
Enter the door

KATRYNA CHOSE
>ignore the strange mirror and continue investigating

Further down the hallway is (yet another) mirror. However, while standing in front of this one, you do not see your reflection. in fact, this "mirror" doesn't reflect anything at all. There is a large crack where the glass meets the frame. It looks like someone slammed the "mirror" on the wall almost. On the frame next to the crack, is a doorknob in the shape of a cat's head.

CHOICES
pull the knob
smash the "mirror"

16.06.2024 01:19:53
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
16.06.2024 01:55:14
craigslist-stripper

wtf Katrynah? Bimbo Pimp? What are y’all doing at the wizard tower? 

i heard a sick Knocked Loose breakdown and came running over, but then everything went dark and I woke up here! You know what’s going on with the Wizard?? 

16.06.2024 01:55:14

Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533347
Reputation: 258450
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
16.06.2024 02:02:31
Katrynah

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
KATRYNA CHOSE
>ignore the strange mirror and continue investigating
even though this supposed mirror is guilty of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable (not showing my beautiful face), everyone knows breaking a mirror nets one over half a decade's worth of bad luck and i'm going to need every bit of rng to find the wizard. oh how my heart longs for him! a deep set fire has been lit within me that flares at the thought of him (or perhaps it's heartburn from the spicy foot long sub i absolutely smashed earlier).

>pull the kitty knob

16.06.2024 02:02:31
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Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48490
Reputation: 32711
Posts: 1849
Atheista
16.06.2024 03:01:44
Dean Winchester

YOU CHOSE PULL THE KNOB

the mirror door creaks and as you open it, the chatter of a thousand languages, some dead and some not yet invented wash over you. in your view is a smoke filled club PACKED with tables. you can see people chatting at the tables. at the table closest to the back of the room a geisha and a cowboy drink together. astronauts mingle with ww2 soldiers and moonshiners. gorgeous people dressed in strange futuristic clothes dance with medieval lords and ladies. the chatter of a thousand languages, some dead and some not yet invented was over you as you open the door. you cannot make out any faces of these people through the smoke and low light.

CHOICES
make way to a free seat at a table
go to the dancefloor
look for some booze (it is a club afterall)

16.06.2024 03:01:44
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533347
Reputation: 258450
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
16.06.2024 03:52:31
Katrynah

i sweat nervously at the cacophony of voices. i only made it to level two of spanish in highschool and im almost certain it will be of little use to me here. scanning the smokey room, i fail to spot a single sign of the wizard; no beautiful indigo robes, no wide brimmed pointed hats, and not a single sagely aura to speak of. perhaps the MIRRORED KEY my gorgeous duplicate mentioned earlier lies within this room, but my long, sexy broadsword and even sexier armor would hinder me greatly in milling about the crowd. the thought of asking anyone for an item i've never even seen, especially while they dance, is even more laughable. 

>make way to a free seat at a table

16.06.2024 03:52:31
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
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