Ximboland Quran Book Club

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04.04.2024 09:36:23
Abu Hamza

Salam my beautiful siblings and welcome to Ximboland's first official(*) Quran Reading Class! 



(*made official by Imams, not admins)

This land has seen many positive changes lately.
I am here to bring about another one: spreading the word of the holy Q'uran, mashallah.

As I have seen, many of you have great ability and passion for reading and discussion.

So, every week we will find different parts of Quran to study and discuss together.

For our first week, we will start with a very light topic and we will look at one of the least complicated quotes of Quran: 
As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all).
[Quran 4:34]

What is your interpretation my siblings? Please share your thoughts.

Salam and peace be with you all, may our Quran course enlighten many.

PS: This is not a rule, but female Ximbos participating in Quran course should be respectful and consider wearing hijab while here. Thank you. 
Any Ximbo, regardless of religion, is free and encouraged to participate though.



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05.04.2024 03:38:31
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Ah ok I found your book club!  My response:

Muslim women are oppressed by Israeli Apartheid, or so I’ve heard.  If they wear their burka and niqab willingly, then surely they are aligned with the Koran and hadith teachings.  No woman would be disloyal if that were the case.  And yet, they are…apparently?  They must be upset about Israel…and its zionists.  Their anger makes them want to tear off their robes and start having sex with…?  There can be no other reason.  Is there another reason?  

Can your wife come and tell us?  Maybe we need a woman’s view.  Just a suggestion…if that is allowed.

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05.04.2024 04:16:54
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salam, i am glad to see you joining our quran course and sharing your thoughts sister katie. 

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i am sorry, but my wife cannot share her thoughts. it is haram for me to let her speak on here, she can join ximboland but she is only allowed to dress up (with hijab) and be wife. 

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06.04.2024 15:15:25
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אני מבין את החששות שלך. תן את דרישת שלום לאשתך המקסימה.

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06.04.2024 16:23:02
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hello and good day, I hope I am welcome in this book club.

My interpretation of this is that if somebody does something wrong, it is important to punish them. Yet at the same time, it is important to forgive them if they better themselves after their mistake.

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19.04.2024 23:46:00
Abu Hamza

My sister, you are a very feminist Muslim, thank you for sharing your thoughts.

Inshallah the few true souls who have been reading along are still interested in learning more. 

Due to personal reasons, me and Imam have been busy and not kept up with this class. We apologize dearly, but Allah is great and it is not our fault.

Anyway, now it's time for the course to move on to the next verse.

Since we are on the topic of feminism in Islam, here is another one of my personal favorite quotes:

This verse says that a woman inherits half of what a man inherits:

"Allah enjoins you concerning your children: The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females; then if they are more than two females, they shall have two-thirds of what the deceased has left, and if there is one, she shall have the half; and as for his parents, each of them shall have the sixth of what he has left if he has a child, but if he has no child and (only) his two parents inherit him, then his mother shall have the third; but if he has brothers, then his mother shall have the sixth after (the payment of) a bequest he may have bequeathed or a debt; your parents and your children, you know not which of them is the nearer to you in usefulness; this is an ordinance from Allah: Surely Allah is Knowing, Wise."


This verse is interesting to me because according to Islamic scholar and medical expert Dr. Yamat, woman only has about half the brain a man does. 
This seems to back this up in the word of Allah (swt) himself. 

What are everyone's thoughts on this week's topic? Do we agree that woman should inherit half of what man does due to smaller brain? 

Inshallah you all have a good week and inshallah you all have kept up with your Quran readings. 
Salam my students and peace be with you.




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ooh I want to join!!  :3

My understanding of the 1st quote from the Quran:
If a man believes that a woman is misbehaving, scold her. No sexy time for her either! Beat her (lightly?), with what I have no clue. um if she starts behaving in a way deemed appropriate by you once again then maybe forgive her?  Allah is more important than anything or anyone in the universe!!!

*pulls hijab tighter around neck*

Second quote from the Quran:

Hmmm A son will receive the amount of pie of what 2 daughters would receive. If there are more than two daughters, the daughters will receive 2/3 of the pie that's left. If there is 1 daughter she receives half the pie?

I confused D:

The dead person's parent would receive a sixth of pie each of what is left if the dead person has a child. If there is no child and only the parents inherit his mum receives a 3rd of the pie. If there are brothers then his mum only gets a 6th of the pie if there is any pie left after debts. From your parents and children, you do not know which is more useful to you. This is what Allah orders cause Allah knows best bitches!!

Brain hurty, maybe half the brain is true!! D:
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18.06.2024 22:05:18
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I am glad to see so much interest in Quran Book Club once more. 

Do not worry your smaller woman brain with numbers, it is tucked away under hijab for a reason. But you are well on your way to possibly becoming second or third wife, I have to say.

And to answer the question about what husband would beat wife with for best effect, I say belt is the most efficient.

If there are no more questions, I would love to move on to another verse.
Quran (2:178) - "O ye who believe! Retaliation is prescribed for you in the matter of the murdered; the freeman for the freeman, and the slave for the slave, and the female for the female." The message of this verse, which prescribes the rules of retaliation for murder, is that all humans are notcreated equal. The human value of a slave is less than that of a free person (and a woman's worth is also distinguished from that of a man).

Seems like slaves were a big part of the economy during prophet times. I would say us conservatives have many things in common, no matter where we are. 

I am interested to hear your opinions, my xiblings and possible future wives.
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hmmmm Those who believe may retaliate in blood. A slave or woman does not hold the same value as a free man. That was really easy!! I feel smarty! :D Half a brain can still work wonders! 

Oh no my hijab went in mah coffee! D: *runs away to wash it* 

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