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Your government is recruiting! Minister of Fashion needed

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Created
16.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
16.04.2024 16:13:07
Abu Hamza

brb gonna smoke some opium and start filling out the application to become minister of war & xihad 

16.04.2024 16:13:07
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Candy_Bitch
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4223
Reputation: 2513
Posts: 29
Freethinkerland
16.04.2024 17:09:27
Candy_Bitch

do us a favor and go fuck yourself
i don't care about being banned, if I get banned remember that you will confirm that you are a hypocrite and people will hate you even more :')
I remember what you wrote in your boring statements :""")

16.04.2024 17:09:27

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
16.04.2024 17:47:47
AuntieLice

Oh no, I am sure the public would straight up riot if he banned some fatty with 7 reactions. We all just might quit the game, honestly.

16.04.2024 17:47:47
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
The Smiling Grinner
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8814
Reputation: 4725
Posts: 22
Atheista
16.04.2024 18:07:15
The Smiling Grinner

Vote The Smiling Grinner For Fashion Expert 2k24 To Make The World A Smilinger Place

16.04.2024 18:07:15
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The Diamond Doll
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 8500
Reputation: 5398
Posts: 43
Atheista
16.04.2024 18:18:09
The Diamond Doll

Wait so the Minister of Fashion is expected to treat everyone with kindness, love and respect while also roasting people who don't fit in to a specific aesthetic? Make it make sense daddy!! <3

16.04.2024 18:18:09
Beauty is in the eye of the person who masturbates to your pictures.
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
16.04.2024 18:39:38
craigslist-stripper

just to clarify, because i want to understand this correctly 
You will be responsible for holding bad fashion to account here in Ximboland and UX (Ugly Ximbos) to account by roasting them in the new 'Fashion re-education catwalk camp' and on their personal profile pages. Ximbos will be free to submit their designs to your catwalk and the Prime Ximbo expects you to roast them accordingly
this means that the minister of fashion will only be critiquing those who ask for it? so unwilling participants will not be subject to unwelcome criticism?

if that is the case im actually okay with this. i think the main issue most people have with the fashion trials is that they can most definitely be construed as targeted bullying. but if we are only critiquing those who ask for it, i don’t see any problem tbh

16.04.2024 18:39:38

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 102135
Reputation: 11655
Posts: 610
Agnostica
16.04.2024 18:47:10
CarCrashBimbo

The Fashion Catwalk is also in the book, and is the third of four competitions for The Bimbo Crown.
The Fourth and final one is the Quibitch.

this Fashion Catwalk is performed by an entire “group”… and I suppose you can form a group or coalition and strut your stuff as a group.  The other group get to judge.  Here I guess the Minister of Fashion will MC and give the final critique and verdict.

Good eye CLS.  I missed that.  This changes things a bit I’d say.

I’ll volunteer as an intern to fill the role if no one else wants to.  I serve coffee all day at the cafe so I already know everyone.

CarCrashBimbo will intern, for free, the position of Minister of Fashion.
Thats my application.

16.04.2024 18:47:10

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116784
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
16.04.2024 19:03:30
KittyOnyx

Honest to god using your work email for bimboland recruitment is so wild

16.04.2024 19:03:30

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 102135
Reputation: 11655
Posts: 610
Agnostica
16.04.2024 19:14:25
CarCrashBimbo

I just thought of a way to make this into an interesting new contest…Live…

This could be good.

16.04.2024 19:14:25

Gayl00rd666
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 827
Reputation: 622
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
16.04.2024 20:09:15
Gayl00rd666

we should lowkey start a riot /j

16.04.2024 20:09:15

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