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Your government is recruiting! Minister of Fashion needed

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Created
16.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201651
Reputation: 42757
Posts: 1918
Atheista
16.04.2024 20:13:36
Bimbo Pimp

Abu Hamza wrote:
brb gonna smoke some opium and start filling out the application to become minister of war & xihad 
I should apply for Minister of defence/war to rival brother Abu. I can only imagine who the 4 new ministers will be, interesting. 

16.04.2024 20:13:36
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 102135
Reputation: 11655
Posts: 610
Agnostica
16.04.2024 20:20:28
CarCrashBimbo


we should lowkey start a riot /j

No.  Start forming your Fashion Groups/Houses.  More coming…
The PXFC is for individuals.
Ill take it to the group level, if I get picked.

16.04.2024 20:20:28

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68014
Reputation: 52897
Posts: 1792
Agnostica
16.04.2024 21:56:03
Daphnee_Mino

I am responsible for the jungles of Agnostica... and i give basic design classes to exceptionally smart chimps...

16.04.2024 21:56:03
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53063
Posts: 2357
Atheista
17.04.2024 01:23:54
Hot Topica

what if we just had full anarchy

17.04.2024 01:23:54
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drdentist
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28051
Reputation: 6326
Posts: 15
Agnostica
17.04.2024 01:24:26
drdentist

Hello, what Ximboland needs now more than ever is a Surgeon General such as myself, dedicated to the tenants of oral health. For too long Ximboland has gone without a Surgeon General to promote health and wellness amongst its proud citizens. I do hereby nominate myself, for the position of Surgeon General of Ximboland, and will fund my senatorship out of the Treasury. The time to value oral healthcare is now. 

In a world where our smiles often speak louder than words, dental health emerges as an essential cornerstone of our well-being. It's not merely about the aesthetics of a radiant grin but encompasses a profound impact on our overall health and quality of life.

Dental health isn't just about having a set of pearly whites; it's a gateway to vitality, confidence, sexuality, and longevity. Our mouths are the entry point to our bodies, and neglecting dental care can pave the way for a host of systemic diseases. From heart disease to diabetes, the repercussions of poor oral hygiene resonate far beyond our enamel.

Yet, the importance of dental health extends beyond physical well-being. A healthy smile is a testament to self-respect and care—an outward reflection of our inner commitment to ourselves. It's the foundation upon which we build our interactions, shaping the impressions we leave on others and the confidence with which we navigate the world.

Furthermore, dental health is a societal responsibility. Access to quality dental care should not be a luxury but a fundamental right. By prioritizing preventive care and education, we can bridge the gap and ensure that everyone, regardless of socioeconomic status, enjoys the benefits of a healthy smile.

Let us embrace a culture that celebrates dental health—a culture where brushing and flossing are revered as rituals of self-care, where regular check-ups are not just appointments but investments in our well-being. Let us champion oral hygiene not as a chore but as a cornerstone of a vibrant life.

We, the citizens of Ximboland, declare our commitment to nurturing our smiles and those of others, recognizing that in the simple act of caring for our teeth, we lay the groundwork for a healthier, happier world. Smile bright, for in each grin lies the promise of a brighter tomorrow.



17.04.2024 01:24:26
Juliette G
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 650
Reputation: 565
Posts: 8
Atheista
17.04.2024 01:51:45
Juliette G

yk who this mf looks like.. hawk moth

17.04.2024 01:51:45
i love women
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201651
Reputation: 42757
Posts: 1918
Atheista
17.04.2024 02:34:11
Bimbo Pimp

ahem, what Ximboland needs now more than ever is a business savvy pimp! Before you get all self-righteous on your high horse, Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It is time for a different perspective on how to take Ximboland to the next level.

 

Ximboland needs a pimp who possesses the unique skills and knowledge for turning profits and making deals. Having a pimp by your side could be your lottery ticket! A true pimp oozes with confidence and charisma; and can help you strut your stuff when working the streets! Be a real hustler and keep the money flowing. It is time for a pimp to revolutionize the way business is done in Ximboland.



17.04.2024 02:34:11
    - Bimbo Pimp
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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
17.04.2024 04:54:29
halobear8

Bimbo Pimp taking a line out of Young Thug's lawyer's book *crying face emoji*

17.04.2024 04:54:29
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201651
Reputation: 42757
Posts: 1918
Atheista
17.04.2024 05:00:42
Bimbo Pimp



17.04.2024 05:00:42
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68014
Reputation: 52897
Posts: 1792
Agnostica
17.04.2024 12:35:38
Daphnee_Mino

lol

17.04.2024 12:35:38
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