I am responsible for the jungles of Agnostica... and i give basic design classes to exceptionally smart chimps...
what if we just had full anarchy
Hello, what Ximboland needs now more than ever is a Surgeon General such as myself, dedicated to the tenants of oral health. For too long Ximboland has gone without a Surgeon General to promote health and wellness amongst its proud citizens. I do hereby nominate myself, for the position of Surgeon General of Ximboland, and will fund my senatorship out of the Treasury. The time to value oral healthcare is now.
In a world where our smiles often speak louder than words, dental health emerges as an essential cornerstone of our well-being. It's not merely about the aesthetics of a radiant grin but encompasses a profound impact on our overall health and quality of life.
Dental health isn't just about having a set of pearly whites; it's a gateway to vitality, confidence, sexuality, and longevity. Our mouths are the entry point to our bodies, and neglecting dental care can pave the way for a host of systemic diseases. From heart disease to diabetes, the repercussions of poor oral hygiene resonate far beyond our enamel.
Yet, the importance of dental health extends beyond physical well-being. A healthy smile is a testament to self-respect and care—an outward reflection of our inner commitment to ourselves. It's the foundation upon which we build our interactions, shaping the impressions we leave on others and the confidence with which we navigate the world.
Furthermore, dental health is a societal responsibility. Access to quality dental care should not be a luxury but a fundamental right. By prioritizing preventive care and education, we can bridge the gap and ensure that everyone, regardless of socioeconomic status, enjoys the benefits of a healthy smile.
Let us embrace a culture that celebrates dental health—a culture where brushing and flossing are revered as rituals of self-care, where regular check-ups are not just appointments but investments in our well-being. Let us champion oral hygiene not as a chore but as a cornerstone of a vibrant life.
We, the citizens of Ximboland, declare our commitment to nurturing our smiles and those of others, recognizing that in the simple act of caring for our teeth, we lay the groundwork for a healthier, happier world. Smile bright, for in each grin lies the promise of a brighter tomorrow.
yk who this mf looks like.. hawk moth
Genius.ahem, what Ximboland needs now more than ever is a business savvy pimp! Before you get all self-righteous on your high horse,
Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person.
It is time for a different perspective on how to take Ximboland to the next level.
Ximboland needs a pimp who possesses the unique skills and knowledge for turning profits and making deals. Having a pimp by your side could be your lottery ticket! A true pimp oozes with confidence and charisma; and can help you strut your stuff when working the streets! Be a real hustler and keep the money flowing. It is time for a pimp to revolutionize the way business is done in Ximboland.
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
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