And now to work. I have spent much of this morning on the phone to the Presidents office. I have been in an emergency meetings with Miss Bimbo and the Bimbo elders with regards to rushing through some changes.
1) Future Prime Bimbos, fashion police and ministers will no longer be responsible for editing messages and jailing Ximbos. From now these important legal roles or ‘moderating’ responsibilities will be undertaken by a special employed Bimbo detective. Please leave the setting and interpretation of rules to us. We will be responsible for overseeing reports and keeping Ximboland safe.
I have already appointed an experienced moderator whom will work behind the scenes. She has no previous knowledge of the Ximboland characters, heroines and protagonists so comes in with a clean slate and no biases. She is a regular twitterland user and as such is familiar with the type of Ximboland with which we all aspire ie one that is fun, entertaining and fashionable.
2) The new rules and laws of Ximboland are laws used in the internet republic of twitterland. We have slightly adapted them but twitterland is our beacon of shining light and Prime X Musk is one of our friends. Behind the scenes our diplomats are working on inviting him here for dinner with the President. We are delighted to have named a square after Prime X Musk in Bimbo City and no doubt you have already crossed Musk Square on your travels.
For clarity here are our new laws:
https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies
We have created some new accounts and so the new Prime Ximbo will be responsible for managing and bringing their own entertainment skills, fun and humour into the role. ALL government workers will be required to manage a formal government alt account and post under that as well as their own personal accounts.
Governments Ximbo accounts to manage/roleplay=
All the following bimbos were co founder of Ximboland with Sindy Laarson/Miss Bimbo.
Tash 'Hotlegs' Robinson - Prime Ximbo (Miss Bimbos best friend and style guru)
Matt ‘11 inches’ McNamara - Fashion Police(Sindy/Miss Bimbos first love) - power to start Ximboland trials
Bianca Firezza - Minister of Fashion (Sindy/Miss old school friend. Didnt get on with Sindy - rival)
Sloane Hendrix the First - Minister of Style (old school friend - doesnt like Bianca and differs in fashion tastes)
Mimi ‘36DD’ Martinez - Fashion police (old school friend)
Professor Sssnake - Fashion police (old school teacher) - Minister of Justice
swear to respect the privacy of the pink house office
be active senators.
Have read the Presidents book thoroughly -
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Miss-Bimbo-Beautiful-Republic-Bimboland-ebook/dp/B085S63CST
Sign a contract upon commencement of the role agreeing to put entertainment and humour ahead of political correctness, wokeness and snowflakery. Leave the moderation and rules to us please.
Swear an oath of allegiance to Ximboland and the President before entering office
5) All government workers and manifestos must be approved by the President's legal secretary. I will be looking for those Ximbos whom are thick skinned, love role play , comedy, satire, jokes , interesting conversations/debates, and whom value humour and free speech well above wokeypokey and snowflakery.
6) The duly elected Prime Bimbo can have as little as no one else or up to 6 fellow government workers. The Prime Bimbo must inform Miss Bimbo BEFORE they commence their new role and inform the President of any intended splits in revenues before they start office.
7) Should the Prime Bimbo or any government workers resign before the end of their term ie break their contract then they will not be eligible to any treasury funds.
8) The Prime Bimbo role is a wide and varied one and includes but is not exhausted to hosting Prime Ximbo contests, hosting crazes, creating interesting topics of debate and conversation in the Town Square, hosting fashion wars, entertaining/marketing/posting to twitter/facebook, welcoming new Ximbos, befriending old Ximbos, creating new fun alt accounts, having fun and remembering that first and foremost you are an ENTERTAINER and an ambassador of Ximboland. Make the role your own! you will be supported and creativity and fun encouraged
9) The criteria for judging the success of a government will be based on entertainment, marketing and growth ie the number of town square posts, the number of senators, the number of official government posts in twitterland and the number of new Ximbos immigrating.
10) The master builders are busy beavering away to bring us the ability to quickly and easily post images and videos. And also to allow us to reward the best creators. We want those people whom are brave enough to entertain to be able to receive financial rewards from the Ximbos whom admire you ie we are creating content creators whom can earn revenues.
11) Ximboland will remain a democracy because it will be ultimately up to you to decide whom is the leader and what type of entertainment and content we are subjected to from those in power. Only those in power will be able to post pop up messages, decide the content of contests , create topics in certain areas, sticky topics, post to other sites on government pages, call ximboland trials etc etc
The next election is on May 1st and the xemocarcy section is now open to new manifestos. I will be posting my manifesto later this week and I hope you will support my candidacy to have a full term next time.
12) Finally I would like to congratulate and welcome in all the new State ministers. They do a sterling job at uniting their states and the nation.
I look forward to hearing your thoughts below on what type of entertainment you would like to see from your government?
Your faithful servant,
Sweetasnuts
15th Prime Ximbo of the fashionable Republic of Ximboland
