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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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267
Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
KittyOnyx
Level 44
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Posts: 528
Freethinkerland
03.04.2024 14:10:29
KittyOnyx

cyprienne wrote:
i would just not be surprised at this point if this behaviour and introduction of new rules / posturing leadership is still meant to have more people engage with the website as backlash. just like fakebook does with those random stupid suggested posts, meant to boost their algorithm; it even counts in spite of you blocking it.
i mean, it's literally working. i'm not sure what to do since i still like to play here, but i feel a little foolish if that's the point is just to troll everybody into engaging with the product. it FEELS a lot like being trolled- nonetheless by the person that collects the revenue. wtf is going on here lol    



THIS. Blighty cafe had a bunch of activists come to the cafe to protest - shocker - blightys racist decor regarding minorities and dishes they served from other countries. It backfired, and there was a huge boost in business for maybe 3 months before it fell out of the news cycle. I can so see him doing that with Ximboland.
The difference here though is that Chris doesnt have some right-leaning customers willing to pick up the slack the protesters left behind, such as in England. Here the majority is left-leaning (i am not but i hate Sweets political views nonetheless) and no one will be joining to just help counteract the protests. A massive failure waiting to happen.

03.04.2024 14:10:29
SweetasNuts parody
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Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 16:30:04
SweetasNuts parody

Wow you UX are obsessed with SweetasNuts. you claim to not like teh site or teh man but are digging for stuff about him. is he living in your heads rent free

03.04.2024 16:30:04
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Gemima1984
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Posts: 1983
Atheista
03.04.2024 18:42:09
Gemima1984

It's okay, once Chris pisses off his current customers, hewill easily get new ones because there's a huge market for right wing dress up game fanatics. I bet they're sick and tired of using the other social media websites which already have much better functionality such as the ability to host pictures, block people who they don't want to interact with and to have all the same functionality on mobile as they do on desktop. Ximbo.land is definitely everything they'd hoped for!



(Or I guess seeing as the rules are twitter rules, they could just use twitter rather than the outdated, insecure, buggy website with shit functionality with tacky, ugly art and a site owner who is so far out of touch with his own business, he's had to have his customers explain his own product to him.)

03.04.2024 18:42:09
SweetasNuts parody
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Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 18:59:10
SweetasNuts parody

your still here. your still posting, you are all doing what he wants even when you think your not. dont hate us - hate teh game. hes got the whole site in his hands.

03.04.2024 18:59:10
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
ladabunni
Level 68
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Posts: 401
Atheista
03.04.2024 19:01:18
ladabunni

Gemima1984 wrote:
It's okay, once Chris pisses off his current customers, hewill easily get new ones because there's a huge market for right wing dress up game fanatics. I bet they're sick and tired of using the other social media websites which already have much better functionality such as the ability to host pictures, block people who they don't want to interact with and to have all the same functionality on mobile as they do on desktop. Ximbo.land is definitely everything they'd hoped for!



(Or I guess seeing as the rules are twitter rules, they could just use twitter rather than the outdated, insecure, buggy website with shit functionality with tacky, ugly art and a site owner who is so far out of touch with his own business, he's had to have his customers explain his own product to him.)
That picture is everything hahaha

03.04.2024 19:01:18
 
ILoveCandy33
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Posts: 36
Atheista
03.04.2024 20:20:18
ILoveCandy33

wow theres lot of ugly bimbos complaining and they all seem to be NON-SENATORS! i think its time to make forums senatorship view only

If you cannot buy a monthly subscription for 10 dollars you shouldn't be on this platform.






03.04.2024 20:20:18
Iowa
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Reasonopia
03.04.2024 20:23:13
Iowa



03.04.2024 20:23:13
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ILoveCandy33
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 210
Reputation: 357
Posts: 36
Atheista
03.04.2024 20:23:52
ILoveCandy33

what does that show? im level 5 and hotter than you?

03.04.2024 20:23:52
StrangeSnow
Level 41
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Posts: 612
Secville
03.04.2024 20:24:31
StrangeSnow

ILoveCandy33 wrote:
wow theres lot of ugly bimbos complaining and they all seem to be NON-SENATORS! i think its time to make forums senatorship view only

If you cannot buy a monthly subscription for 10 dollars you shouldn't be on this platform.





Shut the fuck up for fucks sake these fake accounts are only helping the downfall of your site Chris. 

03.04.2024 20:24:31

ILoveCandy33
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 210
Reputation: 357
Posts: 36
Atheista
03.04.2024 20:26:10
ILoveCandy33

How am i fake account? Because you don't agree with what im promoting! you are disgusting if you can't accept my opinions you shouldn't be on a site with democracy i guess you support dictatorship.

03.04.2024 20:26:10

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