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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
Theodora Dee
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 66796
Reputation: 21819
Posts: 683
Secville
03.04.2024 00:40:14
Theodora Dee

to be honest?????? i don't care if the site closes down as a whole at this point. do i enjoy ximboland's community? yes! but chris and his approximately 3 very loyal friends have been souring the experience for me, and i'd rather see the game close down than seeing them fool around the forums all day.

also, it'd be SO funny to see chris lose ALL of the money he makes off this website when he's trying to "gain more senators" by putting horse shit policies into action lmao

03.04.2024 00:40:14

cybeles
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13247
Reputation: 8219
Posts: 150
Atheista
03.04.2024 00:46:51
cybeles

also, it'd be SO funny to see chris lose ALL of the money he makes off this website when he's trying to "gain more senators" by putting horse shit policies into action lmao
alright loyal citizens and senators of ximboland!! consider cancelling your subscriptions and avoid spending in the treasury for as long as chris remains as dictator! if it means making a joke out of this whole situation then it might just be worth it...

03.04.2024 00:46:51
Vote for 'Someone Else' here!
he/him - capricorn - 19 - do not support a Ximboland with a Dictator!!
pro-palestine - pro-choice - pro-trans - propagandist
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9096
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 01:05:47
SweetasNuts parody

If you dont like it leave. teh site was here before you and will be here after you leave. i will permit no UX to narrow and degrade my himbo soul by trying to make  me hate him


03.04.2024 01:05:47
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65672
Reputation: 23344
Posts: 528
Freethinkerland
03.04.2024 01:20:40
KittyOnyx

I have reached out to Chris multiple times with specific questions regarding the new rules and he simply refuses to answer me. Are you being a coward? Answer them or tell me to fuck off.

03.04.2024 01:20:40
cyprienne
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31502
Reputation: 18071
Posts: 57
Atheista
03.04.2024 01:24:51
cyprienne

cybeles wrote:
also, it'd be SO funny to see chris lose ALL of the money he makes off this website when he's trying to "gain more senators" by putting horse shit policies into action lmao
alright loyal citizens and senators of ximboland!! consider cancelling your subscriptions and avoid spending in the treasury for as long as chris remains as dictator! if it means making a joke out of this whole situation then it might just be worth it...
i'm definitely not buying any more diamonds or B$ during this hostile takeover, tbh a while ago i considered subscribing because i love the community and the perks, but it's SO not worth the cringe factor knowing you're paying an Elon wannabe. even considering simply taking a break so the site has less traction during this time^

03.04.2024 01:24:51
Smut Me - Haezer
Ellie100200
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24422
Reputation: 12211
Posts: 40
Antitheocra
03.04.2024 01:31:25
Ellie100200

cybeles wrote:
also, it'd be SO funny to see chris lose ALL of the money he makes off this website when he's trying to "gain more senators" by putting horse shit policies into action lmao
alright loyal citizens and senators of ximboland!! consider cancelling your subscriptions and avoid spending in the treasury for as long as chris remains as dictator! if it means making a joke out of this whole situation then it might just be worth it...
agreed. litterally got my senatorship right before shit hit the fan. cancelled it and likely wont be getting it back any time soon. especially while chris is still running his little twitter rip of dictatorship. 

03.04.2024 01:31:25
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cyprienne
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31502
Reputation: 18071
Posts: 57
Atheista
03.04.2024 01:41:20
cyprienne

not to crinkle my tinfoil hat too much, but has anyone else also noticed that all the down-votes on the anti-nuts comments are just over or no fewer than two?
for every comment? like, is he skimming the replies and down-voting all the ones that do not agree with the new agenda? possibly as well on an alt? lol
it's HiGhLy SuSpiCiOuS seeing this new himbo pop up from almost nowhere (I have been here 4 years) and interacting with every other player in a sexist and almost parodied way based on cultural bias. it verges on racism. y'all know who

03.04.2024 01:41:20
Smut Me - Haezer
KittyOnyx
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65672
Reputation: 23344
Posts: 528
Freethinkerland
03.04.2024 02:40:13
KittyOnyx

Cyprienne - they all also respond to each other within minutes, which leads me to believe hes commenting, logging out of one account, and responding with the second

03.04.2024 02:40:13
ladabunni
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 248393
Reputation: 72474
Posts: 401
Atheista
03.04.2024 02:42:29
ladabunni

Everyone knows the small group of people who support this mess, simply because they share Chris "politics". They are transphobic,  racist and islamophobic and they live in a Twitter bubble where they are the alpha chads and we are the Pride flag woke mickey mouse. That meme craigslist stripper posted really made me laugh lol. The thumbs up thumbs down ratio really says it all. Its such a shame. These recent troll accounts are also so obvious, because everyone knows who is behind them. But these people or person are having fun because its cool to be edgy alt right troll apparentely 

03.04.2024 02:42:29
 
cyprienne
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31502
Reputation: 18071
Posts: 57
Atheista
03.04.2024 03:17:39
cyprienne

i would just not be surprised at this point if this behaviour and introduction of new rules / posturing leadership is still meant to have more people engage with the website as backlash. just like fakebook does with those random stupid suggested posts, meant to boost their algorithm; it even counts in spite of you blocking it.
i mean, it's literally working. i'm not sure what to do since i still like to play here, but i feel a little foolish if that's the point is just to troll everybody into engaging with the product. it FEELS a lot like being trolled- nonetheless by the person that collects the revenue. wtf is going on here lol

03.04.2024 03:17:39
Smut Me - Haezer

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