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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
ladabunni
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 248393
Reputation: 72474
Posts: 401
Atheista
03.04.2024 03:56:46
ladabunni

I dont understand how it will attract any new users who would want to stick around though. A lot of people are unsubscribing from their senatorships. This is NOT good for the business. 

03.04.2024 03:56:46
 
halobear8
Level 84
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 466701
Reputation: 121656
Posts: 2108
Freethinkerland
03.04.2024 03:58:43
halobear8

Y'all, the SweetAsNuts parody and sw33t4snuts forever accounts are very obviously butteriy and auntielice. Read Iowa's resignation thread with the leaked PH forum screenshots ffs. He didn't create the originals, he asked for the original parody accounts to be emigrated and reinstated with "parody" in the username (well, actually, at first he thought that users could just change their usernames, really goes to show how much he cares to know about his own website). Eventually Cherri and FP had to do it themselves and ask them to emigrate themselves and come back with a fixed username, but they didn't comply (obviously, because they're buttlice) and they were banned. The racist muslim caricature is also either butterfiy or auntielice. 
SweetAsNuts has no need for alts because he already has Miss Bimbo and SweetAsNuts. All those accounts are probably the ones who are giving the downvotes. Please stop interacting with the trolls. It only encourages them. You don't need to even defend yourself or your community because every sensible person on here knows they're talking out of their asses.

03.04.2024 03:58:43
 
ladabunni
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 248393
Reputation: 72474
Posts: 401
Atheista
03.04.2024 04:11:46
ladabunni

Butterfly and auntielice are the same person, and not that it matters but it is a man :P

03.04.2024 04:11:46
 
Bubi
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133434
Reputation: 40579
Posts: 1041
Secville
03.04.2024 04:34:08
Bubi

ladabunni wrote:
Butterfly and auntielice are the same person, and not that it matters but it is a man :P
I agree on the not Interacting thing. Although its hard sometimes lol. They are so hateful and sad. I kind of feel bad for them as something clearly is not right
Recently I blocked Auntielice / Butterfly, because I don't want to EVER interact with such a hateful person. They blocked me back and in the reason for blocking they mocked me for having pronouns in the profile description XD sooo sad

03.04.2024 04:34:08
ladabunni
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 248393
Reputation: 72474
Posts: 401
Atheista
03.04.2024 04:38:43
ladabunni

Bubi wrote:
ladabunni wrote:
Butterfly and auntielice are the same person, and not that it matters but it is a man :P
I agree on the not Interacting thing. Although its hard sometimes lol. They are so hateful and sad. I kind of feel bad for them as something clearly is not right
Recently I blocked Auntielice / Butterfly, because I don't want to EVER interact with such a hateful person. They blocked me back and in the reason for blocking they mocked me for having pronouns in the profile description XD sooo sad
Lol classic.
Ps. I edited my post because right after I replied to one of the sweetasnuts accounts in buttlice stalkerish attempt at making fun of iowa's transition. But only for the lolz. Trying to have an actual genuine conversation with them is useless and "feeding the trolls".

03.04.2024 04:38:43
 
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084346
Reputation: 59918
Posts: 1983
Atheista
03.04.2024 06:38:20
Gemima1984

Just want to add that one of the accounts is 100% Lillyann (it has an obvious tell) and another is likely kirstyd8. It's a small group of people with help from Mariolka :)

03.04.2024 06:38:20
Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 15120
Reputation: 9833
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 07:06:17
Abu Hamza

it is very interesting to watch you all speculate my sisters.

the most interesting part is not how wrong you are about everything, but the motivation behind it:

according to you, there cannot be more than 1 person who thinks differently than you or wants to have fun on this site in other ways.

also, you are saying that anyone parodying anything in a way that is not 100% politically correct is motivated by racism or something-phobia.

you are all so unintelligent it's completely hopeless.

we need mandatory quran course now.


i also had positive, funny interactions with some of the players you mentioned and think it's a shame someone with 4 brain cells can accuse them of something they pulled out of their ass. at the same time i don't share every view these players express and don't appreciate being accused of that either. as a muslim man i am used to getting unfairly accused on here though. either way, i am sure anyone with at least 6 brain cells will only be amused by this.


peace be with you all and to our new president: consider jailing women who speak too much.

salam my brothers.




03.04.2024 07:06:17
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



l
l
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Posts: 7191
Agnostica
03.04.2024 07:34:20
l

CarCrashBimbo wrote:

Shut up already

03.04.2024 07:34:20

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25778
Reputation: 6435
Posts: 260
Atheista
03.04.2024 09:37:15
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

salam my middle eastern brother

your brain is intact after all teh torture and suffering in Xuantanamo and crazy amount of Afghan opium
you are reasonable and that cannot be said for teh children of Iblis
Djinns and Shedim ate their brain cells and you can clearly see teh result of that in election result


Abu Hamza wrote:

it is very interesting to watch you all speculate my sisters.

the most interesting part is not how wrong you are about everything, but the motivation behind it:

according to you, there cannot be more than 1 person who thinks differently than you or wants to have fun on this site in other ways.

also, you are saying that anyone parodying anything in a way that is not 100% politically correct is motivated by racism or something-phobia.

you are all so unintelligent it's completely hopeless.

we need mandatory quran course now.


i also had positive, funny interactions with some of the players you mentioned and think it's a shame someone with 4 brain cells can accuse them of something they pulled out of their ass. at the same time i don't share every view these players express and don't appreciate being accused of that either. as a muslim man i am used to getting unfairly accused on here though. either way, i am sure anyone with at least 6 brain cells will only be amused by this.


peace be with you all and to our new president: consider jailing women who speak too much.

salam my brothers.





03.04.2024 09:37:15
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9096
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 13:38:06
SweetasNuts parody

look whos finally active and posting were you been for all this time

l wrote:
CarCrashBimbo wrote:

Shut up already


03.04.2024 13:38:06
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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