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The Minister of Entertainment and Education - Ximboland political reforms from August 2024

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Created
09.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
halobear8
Level 83
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 456891
Reputation: 120886
Posts: 2091
Freethinkerland
09.07.2024 17:16:16
halobear8

SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
And this is exactly why you should be running and hopefully winning one of the minister roles. You clearly know a lot and have a great holistic view of all aspects of Ximboland. I feel we could achieve a lot working together. To these ideas here -...
"How will anyone know whom the minister is actually awarding diamonds to? Cant this be abused ie they give diamonds to their alt accounts or friends etc?"

Gifts must be posted to a thread publicly. In the form to reward diamonds to someone, one of the fields requires you to enter what contest the gift is for. 

09.07.2024 17:16:16
 
Hatsune Miiku
Level 50
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Atheista
09.07.2024 17:53:08
Hatsune Miiku

just sharing my humble opinion..... but i feel like he doesnt know this site nearly as well as other qualified ximbos for the px role.... its sad, and dare i say unfair, that he is severely limiting who will be able to participate as px. im worried about future negligence of maintaining pxfc and other events here. sigh.

09.07.2024 17:53:08

Slayyyocrates
Level 58
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 10041
Posts: 545
Reasonopia
09.07.2024 18:15:56
Slayyyocrates

It seems that my huge payout in the Ximbledon Tennis Competition has gotten some attention.
That was my intention...Polly and Halobear.  It was one of many Plan R (Restore) tactics
that are part of The Ximdependent Political Platform.

Let me make a suggestion:
Instead of whining to the Secretary and Miss Bimbo
You should be talking with me...directly...right here.
Your goal might be to strike some sort of deal.
You ARE the opposition, you know.
Can you come up with a win/win scenario whereby
your needs, my needs, and the needs of the players are all met?

You and Polly and a whole host of others who stand in opposition to
The Tenets of The Ximdependent Party of Ximboland,
Want to control how much money an SM or Minister can spend.
You want to track it too, so you can approve or disapprove any particular transaction.
At the same time, you want people to cancel their Senatorships
And Boycott the Treasury and The Game itself, until the owner is removed...don't you?

Well...Slayyyocrates doesn't play that game.
I'm willing to adjust my tactics, at any time.  Reward less.
I'm also willing to go to the treasury, buy diamonds,
and give them away in any amount I choose
if that is what it will take to get the opposition to realize
that they...you...have serious competition over control and the direction of this nation.

THAT...is politics.  Slayyyocrates is a player in that realm.
Your only offensive strategy so far is to call me an alt.
Plan R (Restore) is way more complex...and fun.

Stop complaining, and Start Entertaining

Are you having fun yet?  If not, why not?

Slayyyocrates
State Minister - Reasonopia
The Fun State
"Move here and find out!"


09.07.2024 18:15:56

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Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13491608
Reputation: 244527
Posts: 2875
Antitheocra
09.07.2024 18:18:32
Katrynah

Pollyx wrote: (original post HERE)
Great question, but there are solutions to this baked in. First of all, there should be a database Team Bimbo can access to track these kind of things, no? When it comes to extreme cases, at least, that must be trackable somewhere. However, I'm not...
On Polly's note of diamond accountability and allotment, I currently track all my given gifts and who they went to independently of the gift thread in a spreadsheet. I suspect other Ministers do this as well as it allows me an overview of diamonds spent per month and how to properly budget. Attached is July's spreadsheet I made for contests, detailing how, when, and where diamonds went/will go:



I think if you're genuinely concerned about where diamond stipends are going, then in addition to the tracking methods Polly mentioned you could make these budgeting spreadsheets a requirement. I'd say these are pretty standard for any real world budgeting position and don't have to be particularly involved, but could present a good way to have overviews of what each Minister is using their diamond stipend for.


09.07.2024 18:18:32
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ladabunni
Level 68
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 401
Atheista
09.07.2024 18:29:09
ladabunni

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
It seems that my huge payout in the Ximbledon Tennis Competition has gotten some attention. That was my intention...Polly and Halobear. It was one of many Plan R (Restore) tactics that are part of The Ximdependent Political Platform. Let me make a...
shut the fuck up

09.07.2024 18:29:09
 
craigslist-stripper
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Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 344885
Posts: 2031
Agnostica
09.07.2024 18:56:06
craigslist-stripper

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
It seems that my huge payout in the Ximbledon Tennis Competition has gotten some attention. That was my intention...Polly and Halobear. It was one of many Plan R (Restore) tactics that are part of The Ximdependent Political Platform. Let me make a...
lol is your reading comprehension really that low, or is it just your hobby to complain about fucking everything bro

no one is controlling “how much you spend” they are discussing a stipend of free diamonds to give away on top of whatever you want to spend. you would still have full ability to buy more than the stipend gives, Chris is NOT losing out on that coin lmao

and where you gift diamonds is already tracked, they are discussing making that tracking more cohesiveas a way to account for use of the stipend. which is a completely normal occurrence when things are given away “for free” (like with grants!)

no one is going to scrutinize, control, or “approve” where you send those free diamonds, unless, of course, you were sending them to your own alts, and you would never do that, right? Katie? Right?

cant believe someone could read this thread so wrong like congrats buddy i think that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it 

09.07.2024 18:56:06

KatieBoutique
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Status: Senator
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Posts: 3125
Reasonopia
09.07.2024 19:12:04
KatieBoutique

Plan R has put you all on your heels.
“Sauce, for the Goose, Mr. Savik.”

09.07.2024 19:12:04

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
Jack Hammer
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77971
Reputation: 14613
Posts: 214
Freethinkerland
09.07.2024 19:26:22
Jack Hammer

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KATIEEEEEE!!!!!!

09.07.2024 19:26:22
KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21048269
Reputation: 108157
Posts: 3125
Reasonopia
09.07.2024 20:07:01
KatieBoutique

Jack!  ENERGIZE!

09.07.2024 20:07:01

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
Feb 2, 2025 ACTIVATED
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44357
Reputation: 38463
Posts: 1276
Agnostica
09.07.2024 20:53:07
Daphnee_Mino

Hatsune Miiku wrote: (original post HERE)
just sharing my humble opinion..... but i feel like he doesnt know this site nearly as well as other qualified ximbos for the px role.... its sad, and dare i say unfair, that he is severely limiting who will be able to participate as px. im worried...
lowkey idgaf who the PX is.. im worried about the neglecence too. Hope this new system works well with ministers so we keep contests ect. active

09.07.2024 20:53:07

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