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Created
09.01.2024
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 49817
Reputation: 22433
Posts: 605
Secville
29.04.2024 17:33:33
StrangeSnow

Hey SANP
Shut up already
Shoo shoo 

29.04.2024 17:33:33

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 02:08:05
KatieBoutique



Ok…Construction Complete:




30.04.2024 02:08:05
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
30.04.2024 15:13:35
SweetasNuts parody

Talk about all teh states getting uglier because of Catie. minister of fashion endorsing bad fashion everywhere. who would have saw that coming from some with no fashion taste. Catie teh minister of fashion is a crime against our nation. treason against our bimbo fashion standards

30.04.2024 15:13:35
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806558
Reputation: 322947
Posts: 1658
Agnostica
02.05.2024 03:50:43
craigslist-stripper

lol says the guy who is only able to copy outfits another person makes. id much rather be “unfashionable” than unoriginal ;)

02.05.2024 03:50:43

SinksTears
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 703329
Reputation: 58996
Posts: 1526
Antitheocra
02.05.2024 07:44:11
SinksTears

Trendsetter > Follower 

02.05.2024 07:44:11

Gold Curious Achievement - 892/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
02.05.2024 14:05:27
SweetasNuts parody

lol when i have had a outfit on my profile for sometime now that i made. check before you post. this is what happens when your dad lets you have a break from prostiution
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
lol says the guy who is only able to copy outfits another person makes. id much rather be “unfashionable” than unoriginal ;)


02.05.2024 14:05:27
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806558
Reputation: 322947
Posts: 1658
Agnostica
02.05.2024 16:50:11
craigslist-stripper

wow great work. two of your three outfits may be copied from the least fashionable player on this site, but at least you managed to slap a single pair of shorts on all by yourself. i think you got foot fungus growing in your brain from sucking on chris’s toes every night. try being less annoying, ugly, and unoriginal next time thanks 

02.05.2024 16:50:11

SinksTears
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 703329
Reputation: 58996
Posts: 1526
Antitheocra
02.05.2024 17:01:53
SinksTears

Bro, why'd I read "your three outfits may be copied from the last year" this is why I have to reread things 4 times (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

02.05.2024 17:01:53

Gold Curious Achievement - 892/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
02.05.2024 20:31:54
SweetasNuts parody

You would know all about foot fungus and other things like STDs with your job. though it it really a job when you dad is you pimp and using you to get money. he sells you out because you should have been teh sperm that got stuck in teh condom
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
wow great work. two of your three outfits may be copied from the least fashionable player on this site, but at least you managed to slap a single pair of shorts on all by yourself. i think you got foot fungus growing in your brain from sucking on...


02.05.2024 20:31:54
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
03.05.2024 05:36:24
KatieBoutique

I’m here to announce that I am running for State Minister and Prime Bimbo in the next elections.
My programs have been updated and are both activated.
My campaigning begins now.

Katie and Slayto.
The Slayyycast…coming Live to YouTube

03.05.2024 05:36:24
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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