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Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141400
Reputation: 6595
Posts: 223
Freethinkerland
19.04.2024 03:40:47
Slayyyocrates



19.04.2024 03:40:47
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270573
Reputation: 103468
Posts: 2783
Reasonopia
19.04.2024 03:51:44
KatieBoutique



19.04.2024 03:51:44

Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13276737
Reputation: 186622
Posts: 2365
Antitheocra
20.04.2024 21:43:17
Katrynah

Calling all Prime Bimbo Candidates!

I'd like to take a moment to gather info and establish who is running in the upcoming Prime Bimbo election. Known candidates include: KatieBoutique of Reasonopia, Sandi Lut of Antitheocra, and SweetasNuts of Atheista. If other candidates are currently thinking of running, the political portal is now showing on each ximbo's profile! Additionally, if you're planning on running but were not listed, drop me a message or advertise your program here. May the best Ximbo win! 

20.04.2024 21:43:17
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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vampirevampirismvampires plz interact
Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13276737
Reputation: 186622
Posts: 2365
Antitheocra
22.04.2024 03:29:11
Katrynah

Update on the upcoming May Prime Bimbo election:

Check out the candidates cameos in our Instagram embassy, here !

22.04.2024 03:29:11
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
emo divider
vampirevampirismvampires plz interact
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83938
Reputation: 7148
Posts: 356
Antitheocra
23.04.2024 00:32:23
CarCrashBimbo

Critical Announcement From My Office

I am making a Command Decision by telling all of you the Following:

NO items from the SHOPS are being or will be removed.
NO Outfit Fight CATEGORIES are going to be removed.

What you do with those items and your look is your call.

That is All.
Make sure you tell EVERYONE this.

CarCrashBimbo
Minister of Fashion.

pssssst: vote for Katie.


23.04.2024 00:32:23
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5188602
Reputation: 72618
Posts: 1954
Reasonopia
23.04.2024 09:38:19
bxdcherri

Will we be having interviews for the candidates like last time? They were super fun! 

23.04.2024 09:38:19

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7598754
Reputation: 134404
Posts: 2638
Secville
23.04.2024 12:22:46
Honey Beee

Do the people want candidate interviews?? Let me know!!

23.04.2024 12:22:46

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270573
Reputation: 103468
Posts: 2783
Reasonopia
23.04.2024 17:05:51
KatieBoutique



Hello Slayyycasters...

I need to search through the details and try to understand of the New Prime Bimbo Roles
But it seems to me that Prime Ximbo is now an Entertainment Position.
Also, it appears that The Minister of Justice, Tash, is a permanent position. 
But I could be wrong about that. 
Maybe.  But I don't think so.

KSLA is still intact.  The entire Studio has been rebuilt.
The Slayyycast with Katie and Slayto (now arch villains)
Will soon be going Xinternational.
KSLA is the only Citizen-run News Establishment in Ximboland.
Anyone can create their own show. 
Interview anyone...(but you may want to frame some questions on what is apparently new about the position.)
Make art, posters, propaganda, or whatever entertains/suits you.
It's up to you...and how you feel.  Bestie of luck.

Katie and Slayto
The Slayyycast news Team



23.04.2024 17:05:51

sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 472
Reputation: 342
Posts: 12
Atheista
24.04.2024 23:34:50
sweetassbuts

why dont you post about yourself on how your a sensitive wokie snowflake that blocks players for no reason

Katrynah
wrote: (original post HERE)
Update on the upcoming May Prime Bimbo election: Check out the candidates cameos in our Instagram embassy, here and here!


24.04.2024 23:34:50
SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7197
Reputation: 5987
Posts: 402
Atheista
25.04.2024 14:51:10
SweetasNuts parody

Oh look double posting from teh spy. abuse of tools she shouldnt have much.

25.04.2024 14:51:10
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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