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SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
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Posts: 402
Atheista
15.03.2024 20:24:32
SweetasNuts parody

Where is the accountability for the minister of justice transgressions? About removing all texts from my post in the Ximboland Arena teh so called protected section from teh government and teh section in which it is supposed to hold them accountable? No one in the pink house has been held accountable.
I will not be quiet until justice is served and teh minister of juistice it removed and they should be according to its own words. (this topic is in the Ximboland Arena do not edit my post)


SweetasNuts fangirl account was unfairly banned and also had no warning to emigrate either. SweetasNuts fanboy and SweetasNuts FOREVER are the only ones that for warningt to emigrate. Teh more time goes on teh more tyrant the pink house goverment get.

SweetasNuts fanboy
wrote:
sweetasnuts said not to moderate forum posts in this section but this post contained an actual literal slur so i'm putting my foot down. sue me.

--iowa, 11/03/2024 at 2:58AM XL time
What an uncultered DUX angry swine your are. Unlike you, i SweetsasNuts have traveled to other countries, i didnt post slur fa**ot (notice i censored it for your snowflakness) is a food in the UK that date back over 100 years. Your testosterone fueled anger and ego has gone way over the line by seriously overstepping. Completely abuse of your tools and yet again undemrined this section and SweetasNuts by not only removing what you said was a slur which in context i used was food, which it is. The fa**ot wood was 1 word in the second sentence of my post not only that if i remember correctly there was also a small paragraph underneath. Whats you excuse for removing all of text and leaving a snarky statement aimed at SweetasNuts? You just proved by deleting all the text from my post you abuse your tools.
You should have never edited posts te h first time which should have you(iowa) and plush removed from your roles. You have done it again after SweetsasNuts posted:
 SweetasNuts wrote:
I have spoken to the Pink House and reminded them not to moderate or edit posts in this section.

A reminder to everyone - if you dont like conflict or criticism and if you cant handle hurty words/abuse then please do NOT post or read the posts and threads in the xemocarcy section of the forums. The rest of the forums are moderated under different rules so stay in that area and avoid this one please.
You went against him after he had to post publicly over teh first time after pink house messing up in this section and you yet think your better and above everyone including SweetasNuts by editing my post again oh wait you havent because edit would mean you edited the so called slur but you deleted all the text. Add my text back into my post which you had no right to remove. You should apologise publicly SweetasNuts for undermining him, to everyone for doing it again and to me for removing all the text from my post which should never had happened or you had any right to do.

Teh fact you have done it a second time should mean your instant removal. But funny enough i said this section wont be respected because you and plush broke the rules by moderating and not being punished for it made this section and decree weak which means no one has to care and it would turn into chaos.
This was posted by you;
 Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice.
you removed the text of my whole post with no reason or right to do so, then after you post above there was then violent post about punching transphobes and this all came after your first editing. You proved that you with the role you have is tyranny and censorship by your own words now you should be removed.



15.03.2024 20:24:32
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 59448
Posts: 1981
Atheista
15.03.2024 20:44:32
Gemima1984

So you spent all of last weekend spamming the forum with the same comments over and over instead of seeing friends or doing anything of value with your time. It's the weekend again and you're starting back up with it? That's the best way you can spend your weekend?

Absolutely fascinating decision, you sure showed everybody here.


15.03.2024 20:44:32
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806304
Reputation: 322773
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
15.03.2024 20:58:17
craigslist-stripper



didnt think i would be able to use this meme a second time but apparently someone has developed a weekend hobby 

15.03.2024 20:58:17

Lilith_babe
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20122
Reputation: 10995
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
15.03.2024 22:45:07
Lilith_babe

LOL!

15.03.2024 22:45:07
Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10798198
Reputation: 761694
Posts: 25861
Freethinkerland
17.03.2024 21:24:04
Blecky89

Keep up with newest fashion in B(X)imboland!!

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Amazing items, friendly prices and don't miss out on lottery!




17.03.2024 21:24:04
    
Sandi Lut
Level 286
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28143629
Reputation: 264479
Posts: 4183
Antitheocra
28.03.2024 16:55:22
Sandi Lut

Slaycast is incredibly silent these days......

28.03.2024 16:55:22
Happiness is inside yourself

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7599522
Reputation: 134441
Posts: 2640
Secville
28.03.2024 17:24:06
Honey Beee

Sandi you can always start your own channel with your own reports! Lots of things are going on and very little time to gather it all 

28.03.2024 17:24:06

Pollyx
Level 125
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1560193
Reputation: 48742
Posts: 772
Antitheocra
28.03.2024 20:11:54
Pollyx

✿ Easter Treats 2024 ✿ SHOP SALE EVENT!



lots going on on the site today but for a distraction please go check out the new event with sales and full price items made by our favorite designers! It's going to run for a few days, probably until the 1st, with some surprises on Sunday March 31st!!

28.03.2024 20:11:54
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Posts: 2788
Reasonopia
31.03.2024 20:27:36
KatieBoutique



Citizens are deploying their last artifacts in an attempt to either save or convict Iowa for Treason



144 (now 145) is a new all time record.  This trial has gone viral…




Also…the State Minister Elections are only a few hours away.
There is a surprise candidate from a mystery state that everyone seems to have missed…



It also appears that at least one current State Minister thinks you have to be a Senator to vote for your State Minister.
This is news to us…good luck everyone.



31.03.2024 20:27:36
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 304
Reputation: 450
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
31.03.2024 23:59:08
Islam

the entire government and entire police should be on trial for their islamophobia and for their violation of civil rights. this trial is only there to distract us from the elections, which are rigged by this brutal police state. 

31.03.2024 23:59:08
السلام

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