Announcement from the Presidents Office

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Miss Bimbo
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 01:26:07
LittleMissRachie

i second CB above me- KB was not banned, but emigrated and as far as i know, still hasn't been paid.
in addition, KB has a history of the dumbest rules on earth- "no handguns in outfit slots", no "I'm helping" signs, no even vaguely disagree with her, and calling everything from outfits to a little what's in my purse digital graphic "treason

11.10.2025 01:26:07
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 02:03:39
cannabisbimbo

oh dang my bad, I meant for my question to be addressed to OP, Miss Bimbo. 

11.10.2025 02:03:39
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 02:56:44
LittleMissRachie

i said i agree :)

11.10.2025 02:56:44
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 03:00:24
cannabisbimbo

oh no you're good. I just realized I addressed SAN in my post and we're doing RP with Miss Bimbo here. 

11.10.2025 03:00:24
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Agnostica
11.10.2025 03:15:42
Daisydear

I feel like half of KBs rules during her term were for the sake of stirring drama and boosting engagement, but I think after the hack, the still broken site, the bans and mass emigrations (which are just a terrible cycle at this point), a second hostile MOJ term from... whichever alt of hers we give power is just going to turn everybody off to the site once again.  

11.10.2025 03:15:42

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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 03:26:01
LittleMissRachie

don't think our Right Honourable J.O. gives a fuck sadly

11.10.2025 03:26:01
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Agnostica
11.10.2025 03:36:06
mister tib

As with all announcements made by officials, healthy discussion, praise, and criticism is encouraged. 

However, for ximbos looking to participate in this discussion, please be mindful of the current Terms of Service and its laws on treason. This law has been effective since May by the Prime Ximbo and is not subject to change by the Minister of Justice herein or future officials. 

Laws on Treason

Presidential (fixed) laws on Treason
Undermining our democratic mission or undermining the President and their office is strictly illegal . The president's office covers all ministers or government workers appointed by the President themselves. Calling for a new system, undermining staff appointed by the President or asking for change of President themself is akin to treason and citizens will be exiled.
Challenging the views of elected government workers is prohibited and encouraged.

Examples

‘As long as Chris is here Ximboland is fooked’ - ILLEGAL because this statement does not respect the political system. Chris is the founder and President and can not be removed.

‘As long as XX (the minister of Justice) is here this site is ruined - he/she should be removed now or else i will leave’ this statement is ILLEGAL because it does not respect our political system and the fact that Minister of Justice has been appointed by the President and can't be removed by xitixens.

‘I dont like XXXX (insert Minister name) I can do a better job’ this comment is LEGAL because it respects our current political system.

‘We should get XXXX (insert minister name) removed from office because they are an idiot a liar and a cheat’ is LEGAL because it respects our political system.

‘I hate this site with its make believe fantasy and stupid nonsense’ is ILLEGAL because this comment does not respect our political system ie we are real and we are doing our best.

‘I don't see how this can place be a democracy if it was started by Chris/such and such was appointed by Chris’ etc is ILLEGAL because we are a hybrid democracy and there is nothing we can do about that. Someone had to start Ximboland and it was Chris so undermining this fact is in itself treason.



The punishment for committing treason as defined in the Terms of Service is exile. Katie Boutique AI is not currently a minister, however these terms will apply once she is in office. Please stay mindful of your postings and how they may impact your account. 

Thank you,
Mister Tib
Minister of Justice

11.10.2025 03:36:06
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 04:03:55
cannabisbimbo

Respectfully, it's a very strange to me to assume Katherine Boutique AI will be next MOJ. Sure, the player name is similar to Katie Boutique, but not the same. Miss Bimbo very specifically named the next MOJ will be Katie Boutique- an inactive, emigrated account. Personally, I'm awaiting clarity from Miss Bimbo on this issue. 

11.10.2025 04:03:55
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11.10.2025 04:09:54
lovelifegirl

Miss Bimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
For CLARITY - the Prime Ximbo can not fire the Justice Minister and the Justice minister can not jail the Prime Ximbo.
From my understanding, this then means that the Justice Minister can then jail the other ministers that the Prime Ximbo has elected to then, correct? What else can the Prime Ximbo do, as the original reason we have the MOJ and MOE was due to splitting the tasks that were originally held by the Prime Ximbo previously, and SAN electing to have more of the administration powers back into the Presidential Office; so besides choosing their Ministers (a part from MJ), what powers can the PX then do that aren’t already with the MOH (soon to be MJ) or MOE? Can the PX jail as well or is that only for the future MJ role?

What is to happen if the PX and MJ disagree as well? For e.g. the MJ jailing a citizen for xx reason, and the PX disagreeing? What happens there? There as already major discourse previously, and if Katie is to be in the Justice position again, there needs to be a garnered trust that has been lost. I, myself, as a state minister was jailed by Katie ( for counting btw ), and did nothing- however when Katie was jailed for breaking the rules set up by Tibby ( who was MOJ for the first time ), there was outrage. How can the people have any faith that goodwill will be done fair and just? People had been jailed on multiple occasions, and it was at an all time high. I understand you’ve chosen Katie, and Miss Bimbo and SAN may do as they like, but can there at least be some assurance? Even if that means PX can undo the jailings they find unjust or having some kind of discussion and not having MJ’s abuse their powers because they don’t like someone or they want things done their way? Or having some kind of system in place? Some further clarification would be beneficial to this discussion and what the roles are for PX and MJ moving forward.

11.10.2025 04:09:54


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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 04:13:10
LittleMissRachie

as with every new function its up to the Honourable Judicial Originator to assign the role, meaning i suppose he'll just pick one of the accounts out of a hat

11.10.2025 04:13:10
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