Announcement from the Presidents Office

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Miss Bimbo
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Antitheocra
10.10.2025 16:16:13
Miss Bimbo

Hello Ximboland

As you know the right honourable Sweetasnuts has been filling in as Prime Ximbo to ride out the constitutional crisis we faced in 2024.

I am happy to announce that from Nov 1st 2025 full Prime Ximbo power will be restored to you, the Ximbo population, thus ensuring we remain the world's first and only truly democratic social media platform.

The new Prime Ximbo will hold full powers being able to fire and hire their own ministers. The only exception to this is the Justice minister whom will continue to be appointed by the Presidential office. The next JM being the right honourable Katie Boutique. Future potential JMs are encouraged to apply to the Presidents office.
For CLARITY - the Prime Ximbo can not fire the Justice Minister and the Justice minister can not jail the Prime Ximbo.

A reminder that the government are our most dedicated, loyal and longest serving Ximbos and as such are expected to behave in a certain way ie it is extremely bad etiquette for any government ministers to undermine Ximboland or each other or to be jailed.
We hope that before jailing any minister the Prime Ximbo will take the necessary action to fire any ministers whom undermine Ximboland or neglect their duties as voted for by you.

Wishing you a wonderful and fashionable day and serving Ximboland always,

Sindy Laarson aka Miss Bimbo
President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland 



10.10.2025 16:16:13

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Atheista
10.10.2025 16:48:46
tibby

Good afternoon,

I’m pleased to see the role of Prime Ximbo returning to users, I hope this change will be fruitful for Ximboland.

When and how will users be able to put themselves up for election as Prime Ximbo? I’d love to run but the option is not available to me in the politics tab.

I have been in Ximboland’s government for a year now and would love the opportunity to continue serving and providing activities and order to our government.

Thank you,
Tibby

EDIT: I am curious as to how the power dynamic between Prime Ximbo and Minister of Justice is meant to work. Will the Minister of Justice be enforcing the Prime Ximbo's rules as in previous terms? Or will the Minister of Justice have final say in rule-making and enforcement.

10.10.2025 16:48:46
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Freethinkerland
10.10.2025 19:42:46
KirstyD8

You don't seem to listen.

Months ago, the playerbase complained they don't want Katie or Tibby as MoJ yet you keep ramming it down everyones throats. You made a statement 2 years ago when you came back about how it was always the same people in PH yet you have done nothing but repeat that over and over with a new set of people, yet more so worse because they have caused problems on the site and you allowed them back into roles. You go back on your words about no one player should have multiple roles yet again you went back on that.
It's funny when you think about how you said it's the same people always in PH and now again it's the same group of people you keep picking in PH and the playerbase is leaving because they are fed up with the toxic drama they have created for the enviroment of the site.

Seriously what is even the point of having a PB?? You chose to be PB but couldn't be bothered to be active and made minister roles instead to fill the void, which lets be honest they don't seem to be around much engaging the playerbase. And now the next PB can't even pick their MoJ. Talk about creating problems.
Seriously what is the purpose of PB?? Don't you think this post you made should have been more thought out with actual answers on how it is all going to work?

The decisions you have made over the past 2 years put the site in decline. Many players don't even sign in much anymore or at all becasue your decisions have let the site become toxic. Last month the senator numbers hit an all time low hitting under 70 and your at 76 now.
Plus we are forced to vote for people we don't want. Give us a "none of the above" option. Take a look around the site as no one wants to run for positions like SM. You have the same person who won 3 because no one else wanted to run for the toxic joke this site has become. They lets get on to the problem of them being removed  when the fuck up.

Number 1 thing driving people away from the site - bad pink house management with no accountability
The option to pick non of the above and have no one in the role should be given to the playerbase and a way to have someone kicked out of PH for their actions.

10.10.2025 19:42:46
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Senator

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Freethinkerland
10.10.2025 20:54:22
Katherine Boutique AI

I love you Miss Bimbo.

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10.10.2025 20:54:22
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Agnostica
10.10.2025 23:13:44
GardenBaby

Wasn’t Katie Boutique banned for posting pro genocide messages and images? That doesn’t sound like a good choice for minister of justice. 

10.10.2025 23:13:44
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Atheista
11.10.2025 00:00:30
lolaluvs

I agree, Katherine Boutique AI and carcrashbimbo should not be made minister of justice considering her record. As a citizen of Ximboland, I would not feel comfortable having a supporter of genocide in a position of judicial power. 

11.10.2025 00:00:30

Citizen

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Atheista
11.10.2025 00:04:22
Mermaidmare

I am also not comfortable with a genocide supporter in a judicial role. Especially one who has previously been banned for their comments. 

11.10.2025 00:04:22
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 01:03:25
LittleMissRachie

nobody wants that. a hack gone mostly unaddressed except for diamond cheats which cost you money, a new layout with massively negative feedback and new glitches, a mass emigration? without a doubt you really will fight tooth and nail to choose the choice that kills this place, every time, no matter how horrible it goes. 

11.10.2025 01:03:25
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Antitheocra
11.10.2025 01:09:47
liveangel

As far as I know, Katie wasn't banned for her pro-genocide comments, just jailed so many times that everyone lost count. Then she deleted her Katie Boutique account, but kept her numerous alt accounts (carcrashbimbo, slayyyocrates, slayto, qximbo, classybimbo, stonehengebimbo, xod of bimboland, the gifter, blockbo) around, and returned to Ximboland at a later date with the Katherine Boutique AI account. Her Slayyyocrates alt had a trial, but there was no permaban, just a penalty. At any rate, I'm not really privy to everything going on in the forums, so take the above with a grain of salt.

At any rate, Katie absolutely should not become MOJ again, considering the amount of damage she did the last time she was MOJ. Jailing people for stuff like setting their fight category outfits to a blank outfit and a "Don't vote for me please, I'm helping!" sign, and then announcing the rule after jailing the users was unfair. Jailing people for posting "Gemina[number]" in the dark alley chat was stupid. And trying to get Roachmilk banned, and successfully getting bxdcherri and Richard Cheese banned (by accusing them of hacking State Wars; keep in mind, bxdcherri called Katie annoying once and Katie never got over it) was complete horseshit. 

11.10.2025 01:09:47

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Freethinkerland
11.10.2025 01:20:06
cannabisbimbo

Right Honorable SAN, I’m concerned you are unaware Katie Boutique is an emigrated account. She emigrated after you refused to pay her and she had a big ole a menty b about it before she quit.  (The bit about you not paying her is via her reporting btw)

so, can you clarify what actual active account you will select as MOJ. There appear to be accounts similar to Katie’s, but not sure you have any way to verify one of those accounts is actually Katie Boutique. The site has a bit of a problem with nefarious alt accounts atm.  

11.10.2025 01:20:06

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