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Ximboland Clock

Bimboland Standup Comedy Club

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79
Created
14.05.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
14.05.2024 16:49:57
KatieBoutique

Take to the stage and give us your best Bimbone liners.
Be prepared for audience reactions!
In a Democracy, The Comedy Club is Queen/King. 
They are packed every night, and the laughter spills out onto the streets.
The Host Opens the Night with a "Let's welcome our first comedienne "<redacted>"!

And...away they go!

14.05.2024 16:49:57

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
16.05.2024 00:46:38
CarCrashBimbo

Hi my name is CarCrashBimbo.

I think I may have misjudged Ximboland.  
It is not a nation.  
Or a game.

audience: ”WHAT IS IT CARCRASH?”

It is an insane asylum.


thank you.  Next!

16.05.2024 00:46:38

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
16.05.2024 01:33:53
KatieBoutique

Hi.  I’m not Katie Boutique.
I'm Karnak Teh Mindreader.
Slayto, the first envelope please!

holds up to head…and the answer is:
”IM NOT ROLEPLAYING!”
rip, tear, blow, open…pull out card…and the question is:
”What did the Prime Ximbo say to Donald Trump before he said “YOU’RE FIRED!”

thank you Karnak.  Next!



16.05.2024 01:33:53

Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101653
Reputation: 19342
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
16.05.2024 14:41:59
Jack Hammer

Karnak! lmao

image

16.05.2024 14:41:59
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
16.05.2024 15:15:54
CarCrashBimbo

Thank you Jack for the applause.  The Comedy Club appreciates you!

I'm CarCrashBimbo. 
What did one Generic Bimbo say to the other Generic Bimbo?
I don't get it.

Neither do I.

Thank you.  Next!


16.05.2024 15:15:54

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
19.05.2024 15:15:21
Daphnee_Mino

wow slayyyocrates... would not have expected such rudeness from you... wait, I actually would, you are here to ask questions and make people explore their own beliefs by being a little reactionary even.. the slayyyocratic xethod... I'm sorry...

regardless I am taking this to the court for hate speech.....

*insert 'the death of socrates' painting here bc cant be fucked to do it rn...thanks to the new update.*

19.05.2024 15:15:21
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
19.05.2024 21:55:26
KatieBoutique

…and don’t forget to vote for Slayyyocrates for Prime Himbo right now.  Today.  Hurry!
After his trial, there will be nothing left to vote for but a head and a spinal column.
We have the screenshots!

thank you.  Next!

19.05.2024 21:55:26

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
21.05.2024 04:39:42
CarCrashBimbo

Hi my name is CarCrash Spears!

This morning I was DMing with Slayyyocrates and we were trying to figure out the new image uploading thing.
I suggested that he try putting a straight, direct link into the DMs and see if it worked.
He typed back that he wanted to put his straight, direct link into my DMs.

Thank you.  Next.

21.05.2024 04:39:42

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
27.05.2024 05:11:35
KatieBoutique

I recall reading something in this forum almost every day that was so funny I literally laughed out loud.
Literally.  Actually.  Totally.
Pick the useless word from the above statement.
I’m in my tennis era now.  Figuratively.  Literally.
this is a tough room.

thank you.  Next!

27.05.2024 05:11:35

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
27.05.2024 05:32:05
Slayyyocrates

Slayyyocrates

Thank you.  Next!

27.05.2024 05:32:05
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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