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Created
14.05.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
01.06.2024 04:14:05
KatieBoutique

A Bimbo, a Himbo, and a Trimbo walked into a bar.
The Bimbo ordered a white wine spritzer.
The Himbo ordered a Beer.
The Trimbo ordered a French 75
What happened?
What do you think happened!?
I don’t know, that’s why I asked.
Oh, ok.  So the Bimbo finished her spritzer, and left.
where did she go?

thank You.  Next!

01.06.2024 04:14:05

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
03.06.2024 04:53:38
Slayyyocrates

Hello.  I am Slayyyocrates.  Let’s have some laughs:

Three philosophers walk into a bar and take a seat at the counter. Immediately, they start tossing around arguments about the meaning of life.

"Life is so unique and complex", the first philosopher starts off, "That even if it was not created by a god, it must have a definite purpose in this universe. If we don't know what that purpose is, that only means we have yet to find it, and life should still be considered sacred. Bartender, bring me a glass of your finest, most expensive liquor to represent the irreplaceable experience that is human life."

"Unique? Oh please." the second philosopher chimes in. "Life is just a byproduct of chance, an illusion created by our inability to understand the complexity of our own biology. Under the hood, life is nothing but a bunch of chemical reactions, and consciousness is just some electricity running around between cells. There's nothing special about life, and certainly not human life. Bartender, give me the cheapest beer you have lying around to represent our mundane, pointless reality."

"You guys are both thinking about this all wrong" says the third philosopher. "It doesn't matter if life has a set course, or came about by chance. Regardless of how things actually are, we have the freedom to do what we want with our lives. If a destiny is set, we can reshape it. If life is born pointless, we can give it meaning. Bartender, serve me a mixed drink of your choice to represent that life is what you make of it."

Each man takes his respective drink, makes a toast to their own ideal, and then promptly dies from the poison the bartender put in their glasses.


thank you next!!

03.06.2024 04:53:38
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112258
Posts: 3404
Secville
05.06.2024 16:31:51
KatieBoutique

Slayyyocrates!  That joke is awful!
Slayto: "I thought it was funny Katie!"
Oh for the...

thank you both...next!

05.06.2024 16:31:51

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
13.06.2024 23:23:23
CarCrashBimbo

Hi everyone!

Did you hear the latest news?
No!  What is it?
Ximboland Secretary SweetasMusk is launching our Falcon 9 spacecraft in one hour!
”WOW!  WHERE IS HE LAUNCHING IT!?”

Into space!

thank you.  Next!

13.06.2024 23:23:23

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
18.06.2024 11:08:08
Daphnee_Mino

Wow…. Thats so rude. Can we get the policewoman here… I was attacked on this forum by slurs…

18.06.2024 11:08:08
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
18.06.2024 21:22:23
Abu Hamza

I have some jokes from back home, let me try:

Afghans are the nicest people ever. They come with 10 men just to ask you if you have problem. 

Afghan man, Turkish man, and Chechen man are sitting in a car together... who's driving? Berlin Police.

How do you recognize Afghan dominatrix? She will wear PVC leather niqab.

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18.06.2024 21:22:23
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 04:06:44
Bimbo Pimp

oh wow I did not see that coming SOC! lol 

lol, Berlin police  XD

19.06.2024 04:06:44
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
19.06.2024 10:30:58
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Wow…. Thats so rude. Can we get the policewoman here… I was attacked on this forum by slurs…
Yall took that to heart… <\3 me and slayyocrates have been imprisoned… they took me away this morning shortly after my coffee.. AND ON MY BIRTHDAY…. HEARTLESS… bimbopimp… please look after the monkeys. See if they are okay. I trust craigslist stripper but we all need extra TLC this time.

19.06.2024 10:30:58
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 18:02:32
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah, I got a second warning today because I'm just too cute to ignore, that's probably the same in your case. I'll see to the monkeys, I'll water and feed them once they stop clapping shit.

Happy birthday Daphnee! 
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19.06.2024 18:02:32
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 14:57:51
Slayyyocrates

Three heterosexual men walked into a south of Market bar/Bathhouse and t

thank you.  Next!

24.06.2024 14:57:51
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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