Bimboland Standup Comedy Club

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01.06.2024 04:14:05
KatieBoutique

A Bimbo, a Himbo, and a Trimbo walked into a bar.
The Bimbo ordered a white wine spritzer.
The Himbo ordered a Beer.
The Trimbo ordered a French 75
What happened?
What do you think happened!?
I don’t know, that’s why I asked.
Oh, ok.  So the Bimbo finished her spritzer, and left.
where did she go?

thank You.  Next!

01.06.2024 04:14:05
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
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Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Minister of Foreign Affairs

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03.06.2024 04:53:38
Slayyyocrates

Hello.  I am Slayyyocrates.  Let’s have some laughs:

Three philosophers walk into a bar and take a seat at the counter. Immediately, they start tossing around arguments about the meaning of life.

"Life is so unique and complex", the first philosopher starts off, "That even if it was not created by a god, it must have a definite purpose in this universe. If we don't know what that purpose is, that only means we have yet to find it, and life should still be considered sacred. Bartender, bring me a glass of your finest, most expensive liquor to represent the irreplaceable experience that is human life."

"Unique? Oh please." the second philosopher chimes in. "Life is just a byproduct of chance, an illusion created by our inability to understand the complexity of our own biology. Under the hood, life is nothing but a bunch of chemical reactions, and consciousness is just some electricity running around between cells. There's nothing special about life, and certainly not human life. Bartender, give me the cheapest beer you have lying around to represent our mundane, pointless reality."

"You guys are both thinking about this all wrong" says the third philosopher. "It doesn't matter if life has a set course, or came about by chance. Regardless of how things actually are, we have the freedom to do what we want with our lives. If a destiny is set, we can reshape it. If life is born pointless, we can give it meaning. Bartender, serve me a mixed drink of your choice to represent that life is what you make of it."

Each man takes his respective drink, makes a toast to their own ideal, and then promptly dies from the poison the bartender put in their glasses.


thank you next!!

03.06.2024 04:53:38
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
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05.06.2024 16:31:51
KatieBoutique

Slayyyocrates!  That joke is awful!
Slayto: "I thought it was funny Katie!"
Oh for the...

thank you both...next!

05.06.2024 16:31:51
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Senator

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13.06.2024 23:23:23
CarCrashBimbo

Hi everyone!

Did you hear the latest news?
No!  What is it?
Ximboland Secretary SweetasMusk is launching our Falcon 9 spacecraft in one hour!
”WOW!  WHERE IS HE LAUNCHING IT!?”

Into space!

thank you.  Next!

13.06.2024 23:23:23
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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Agnostica
18.06.2024 11:08:08
Daphnee_Mino

Wow…. Thats so rude. Can we get the policewoman here… I was attacked on this forum by slurs…

18.06.2024 11:08:08

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18.06.2024 21:22:23
Abu Hamza

I have some jokes from back home, let me try:

Afghans are the nicest people ever. They come with 10 men just to ask you if you have problem. 

Afghan man, Turkish man, and Chechen man are sitting in a car together... who's driving? Berlin Police.

How do you recognize Afghan dominatrix? She will wear PVC leather niqab.

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18.06.2024 21:22:23
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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Antitheocra
19.06.2024 04:06:44
Bimbo Pimp

oh wow I did not see that coming SOC! lol 

lol, Berlin police  XD

19.06.2024 04:06:44
   
                                                              
State Minister

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Agnostica
19.06.2024 10:30:58
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Wow…. Thats so rude. Can we get the policewoman here… I was attacked on this forum by slurs…
Yall took that to heart… <\3 me and slayyocrates have been imprisoned… they took me away this morning shortly after my coffee.. AND ON MY BIRTHDAY…. HEARTLESS… bimbopimp… please look after the monkeys. See if they are okay. I trust craigslist stripper but we all need extra TLC this time.

19.06.2024 10:30:58

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Antitheocra
19.06.2024 18:02:32
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah, I got a second warning today because I'm just too cute to ignore, that's probably the same in your case. I'll see to the monkeys, I'll water and feed them once they stop clapping shit.

Happy birthday Daphnee! 
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19.06.2024 18:02:32
   
                                                              
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
24.06.2024 14:57:51
Slayyyocrates

Three heterosexual men walked into a south of Market bar/Bathhouse and t

thank you.  Next!

24.06.2024 14:57:51
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 

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