Bimboland Standup Comedy Club

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Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
01.09.2024 21:33:20
Slayyyocrates

Dean Whorechester told a joke:

bababoie
shit your pants

That
     Violates
        The Rules
           Of The Standup Comedy Club.

What shall his punishment be?  Audience?

01.09.2024 21:33:20
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Senator

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04.09.2024 15:46:55
CarCrashBimbo

CCB’s Word Salad of the Day

Life is just a series of ‘mimas and ‘tubres
delivered in an endless stream
on a shart cookie boar cheese platter.

Dear lord…NEXT!

04.09.2024 15:46:55
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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04.09.2024 18:52:34
KatieBoutique

Without me…where will you get your cheese!  Locusts?
KatieBoutique
Don’t Next! me either, host.  
I’m just getting started!

Street Katie!

04.09.2024 18:52:34
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
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Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
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07.09.2024 05:20:18
QXimbo

Street Katie is badass.
@KatieBoutique
QXimbo
yes…we know.  Thanks.  Next!

07.09.2024 05:20:18
The 'Q' stands for "'Q'onspiracies'"  Q
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
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10.09.2024 14:48:56
CarCrashBimbo

When one door closes another one opens.
Other than that it’s a pretty good car.

what?

next!

10.09.2024 14:48:56
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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Reasonopia
19.09.2024 00:27:50
QXimbo

Don’t eat the dog.
Dont eat the cat.
Eat the hucow.
Eat the hucow.

Q

QXimbo
Thank you.  Next!

19.09.2024 00:27:50
The 'Q' stands for "'Q'onspiracies'"  Q
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
Citizen

Level 27
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Reputation 4565
Posts 139
Reasonopia
19.09.2024 03:09:41
Slayto

Don’t eat the dogs!  Don’t eat the cats!
Eat the hucows!  Eat the hucows!  

Oh…someone already told that joke.
Nrver mind.
Slayto

Thank You.  NEXXXXXXXXX!

19.09.2024 03:09:41

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21.09.2024 21:45:03
StoneHengeBimbo

I’m still standing on pins and needles
waiting to see what a Xweet is.

What?

StoneHengeBimbo

Sandi really loves my outfit!  How’s that for humor?

Thank you.  Next!

21.09.2024 21:45:03
#slabcore “As strong and safe as houses.”

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01.10.2024 04:36:17
CarCrashBimbo

While we wait for the next stand up contestant 
here…enjoy some refreshing sweet cakes and cookies with your alcoholic beverages

CarCrashBimbo

thank you…next

01.10.2024 04:36:17
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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01.10.2024 09:08:42
KatieBoutique

Her: he’s probably thinking about other women.
Him: if moths enjoy light so much why don’t they go out during the day?


Thanks…next please.

01.10.2024 09:08:42
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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