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Bimboland Standup Comedy Club

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Created
14.05.2024
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 175824
Reputation: 13082
Posts: 859
Freethinkerland
01.09.2024 21:33:20
Slayyyocrates

Dean Whorechester told a joke:

bababoie
shit your pants

That
     Violates
        The Rules
           Of The Standup Comedy Club.

What shall his punishment be?  Audience?

01.09.2024 21:33:20
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 102545
Reputation: 11890
Posts: 626
Agnostica
04.09.2024 15:46:55
CarCrashBimbo

CCB’s Word Salad of the Day

Life is just a series of ‘mimas and ‘tubres
delivered in an endless stream
on a shart cookie boar cheese platter.

Dear lord…NEXT!

04.09.2024 15:46:55

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37952019
Reputation: 112687
Posts: 3443
Antitheocra
04.09.2024 18:52:34
KatieBoutique

Without me…where will you get your cheese!  Locusts?
KatieBoutique
Don’t Next! me either, host.  
I’m just getting started!

Street Katie!

04.09.2024 18:52:34

QXimbo
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3936
Reputation: 2856
Posts: 94
Antitheocra
07.09.2024 05:20:18
QXimbo

Street Katie is badass.
@KatieBoutique
QXimbo
yes…we know.  Thanks.  Next!

07.09.2024 05:20:18
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 102545
Reputation: 11890
Posts: 626
Agnostica
10.09.2024 14:48:56
CarCrashBimbo

When one door closes another one opens.
Other than that it’s a pretty good car.

what?

next!

10.09.2024 14:48:56

QXimbo
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3936
Reputation: 2856
Posts: 94
Antitheocra
19.09.2024 00:27:50
QXimbo

Don’t eat the dog.
Dont eat the cat.
Eat the hucow.
Eat the hucow.

Q

QXimbo
Thank you.  Next!

19.09.2024 00:27:50
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
Slayto
Level 18
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4651
Reputation: 2105
Posts: 72
Reasonopia
19.09.2024 03:09:41
Slayto

Don’t eat the dogs!  Don’t eat the cats!
Eat the hucows!  Eat the hucows!  

Oh…someone already told that joke.
Nrver mind.
Slayto

Thank You.  NEXXXXXXXXX!

19.09.2024 03:09:41

StoneHengeBimbo
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6789
Reputation: 2500
Posts: 33
Antitheocra
21.09.2024 21:45:03
StoneHengeBimbo

I’m still standing on pins and needles
waiting to see what a Xweet is.

What?

StoneHengeBimbo

Sandi really loves my outfit!  How’s that for humor?

Thank you.  Next!

21.09.2024 21:45:03

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 102545
Reputation: 11890
Posts: 626
Agnostica
01.10.2024 04:36:17
CarCrashBimbo

While we wait for the next stand up contestant 
here…enjoy some refreshing sweet cakes and cookies with your alcoholic beverages

CarCrashBimbo

thank you…next

01.10.2024 04:36:17

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37952019
Reputation: 112687
Posts: 3443
Antitheocra
01.10.2024 09:08:42
KatieBoutique

Her: he’s probably thinking about other women.
Him: if moths enjoy light so much why don’t they go out during the day?


Thanks…next please.

01.10.2024 09:08:42

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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