Don't EVEN get me STARTED

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Freethinkerland
28.11.2018 04:19:38
Ariro

Don't EVEN get me STARTED on AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM! First of all I had to google that to make sure that i knew what it was. Once I knew what it was I was ready to rant regardless of this game! Well I live in America, and let me tell you it is not exceptional. Have you seen the news? Have you seen everything thats happening in this country right now? it is BS! I have lived in the US for 20 years, and this is the first time I truly feel fear. I am scared for my parents who are immigrants and still have rough accents, I am scared for myself because of the color my skin and because of my unruly curly hair. American Exceptionalism my ass. 


Next Topic: Hot Tubs 

28.11.2018 04:19:38
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Atheista
28.11.2018 14:45:15
Pia Margrethe

Don't even get me started on hot tubs. If they are at body temperature, then they are like incubators for bacteria and other pathogens. If they are hotter, then they are like pots for cannibals to cook us in. If they are cooler than body temperature, they are pointless. They either bring us diseases or babies, neither of which is desirable. Or braisers and, frankly, I am too stringy to make a good pot roast.

Don't even get me started about clean coal...

28.11.2018 14:45:15
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
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Freethinkerland
30.11.2018 09:09:58
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about clean coal. Energy is wasted capturing carbon emissions when the coal shouldn't even be burnt in the first place. The whole process is expensive and such money could have been spent on using a renewable source of energy. Fine it's reducing the negative environmental impact but the best clean coal is no coal as in burn up no coal at all

Next Topic: Barbie

30.11.2018 09:09:58

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Atheista
01.12.2018 12:21:38
Pia Margrethe

Don't EVEN get me started about Barbie! She's plastic and causes young girls to develop unrealistic expectations for their bodies' development. She is the ultimate consumer. Her boyfriend has no genitalia. I bet she's a mean girl at school and at work. She is a frivilous twit. And her namesake, Klaus, was even worse!

Next topic: nail art!

01.12.2018 12:21:38
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
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Posts 1493
Freethinkerland
01.12.2018 22:29:41
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about nail art. They make my hands useless for the minutes I have to stay doing ABSOLUTELY nothing! You can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to keep your hands still and not let anything smudge the wet polish. And to worsen the situation, after all the stress, it doesn't last forever. You have you keep enduring the never ending cycle just so your nails can beautiful.

Next topic: pillows

01.12.2018 22:29:41

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01.12.2018 23:51:43
Pia Margrethe

Don't even get  me started about pillows - they absorb smells, then release them in the foulest of ways and can reek of smoke and of men. Bed bugs live in them and other creepy things. One is almost never enough, but two is often too many. And throw pillows! They can intefere with intimacy and are most often even more cheaply made and filled than bed pillows! Cats shed on them and the hair is nearly impossible to remove. And they are not decorative, they are space filling. One cannot even smother another person or child with a throw pillow!

Next: queue jumpers!

01.12.2018 23:51:43
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
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Freethinkerland
02.12.2018 17:03:55
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about queue jumpers. They are one of the most infuriating sets of people on earth. They have two eyes to see the orderly fashion in which higher thinking life forms arranged themselves in order to get a service but no, they log their brains out and scatter the arrangement. They even have the guts to feel smog with no ounce of remorse.

Next: iPhone users

02.12.2018 17:03:55

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Atheista
02.12.2018 19:24:41
Pia Margrethe

Don't even get me started on i-phone users. Their toys attract their entire attention, even when in conversation (which is limited). They get frustrated when they can't make phone calls, act smug about the hundreds of work hours required of normal people to afford the units and don't feel they have lived an experience if it hasn't been photo or video-captured. They can't remember directions or contact information, because they are so dependent on their devices. They are becoming intellectually crippled by dependence on their little electronic servants. And they plug their chargers in wherever they go, which costs others.

Next up: vegans.

02.12.2018 19:24:41
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
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Level 45
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Reputation 33694
Posts 1493
Freethinkerland
02.12.2018 20:42:43
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started on vegans. They act holier than thou because they don't eat meat and make you feel dirty if you do. A lot of them are worse than Jehovah's witnesses when trying to convert you. Being kind to animals is good and everyone should be kind to animals but vegans make me want to eat steak like I'm ravenous just so they'll leave me alone. 

Next topic: Ferrari 

02.12.2018 20:42:43

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Freethinkerland
02.12.2018 22:24:43
Aravis

Don't even get me started on Ferrari's. You have some rich dick driving a performance vehicle with way too much horsepower on city streets, where if he drove the car like it was meant to be would be slapped with multiple tickets and fines. He driving the Ferrari just to say look at me and how rich I am, and I can afford to ship my car to Germany to drive it on the Autobahn, where I can actually drive it.

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02.12.2018 22:24:43

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