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Don't EVEN get me STARTED

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06.11.2018
hollisterjeans
Level 47
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Sex Appeal: 82721
Reputation: 35990
Posts: 1261
Atheista
06.11.2018 20:10:06
hollisterjeans

Hey! At work today I remembered a game I used to play with my friends when i was younger
Im sure you may have seen the idea floating around social media, but Id like to play it with you guys

What to do: when given a topic, you have to start with "Dont EVEN get me STARTED about...." then you go on a dramatic angry rant about something trivial like tooth picks. then at the end of the rant, you'll change the topic to a different topic

Example: Don't EVEN get me started on bottle caps. I swear to god every time i expand my fucking bottle cap collection, BAM, A CAT POPS A SQUAT AND SOILS IT ALL. I GOTTA START ALL OVER. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH LABOR I ENDURE TO GET THOSE BOTTLE CAPS??? I have to bend down, and pick it up with my HAND, and put it in my pocket. Do you understand how exhausting that is?????????? 
next (still example):fake feathers                                         
Ill start with the first topic: Cold weather 












06.11.2018 20:10:06
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Ariro
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24855
Reputation: 13633
Posts: 599
Freethinkerland
06.11.2018 23:28:34
Ariro

Don't EVEN get me Started about cold weather! Every damn time I try leaving my house I have to wear like 10 coats and the car is frozen so I have to scrape the windshield because I don't have a garage. I have to pee every 10 minutes from the cold, and my nose gets runny. The wind hurts my face! 

next: spiders 

06.11.2018 23:28:34
Ire
Ire
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 174581
Reputation: 80411
Posts: 942
Antitheocra
07.11.2018 01:03:40
Ire

Don't EVEN get me STARTED about spiders! They keep on assuming that the whole damn house belongs to them and covering EVERYTHING in webs at a ridiculous fucking speed. Like, seriously??? I just finished getting rid of that web and it's already back again?! Calm down spiders! And why do they have to scare me every time they get a chance? They're the worst roommates ever, I swear. They're supposed to get rid of other insects, not give humans heart attacks!

Next: Headaches

07.11.2018 01:03:40
Wow, I took a break from this site for a while and came back to even more of a dumpster fire than I left months ago. I'm deleting my account. Maybe I'll come take a look again some day and make a new one if the site gets better, maybe I won't, who knows. Just felt like leaving a little goodbye note in case anyone still remembers me and wonders why I deleted my account. 
hollisterjeans
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 82721
Reputation: 35990
Posts: 1261
Atheista
07.11.2018 02:11:21
hollisterjeans

Don't even GET ME started on headaches! Headaches have earned a special THRONE IN HELL FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY FAMILY. HEADACHES ARE WHAT KILLED MY GRANDFATHER'S UNCLE'S STEP MOTHER'S PET GOLDFISH. I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE EVEN BREATHES ANOTHER WORD ABOUT HEADACHES I MIGHT JUST GET AN ANEURYSM
BUT PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER FUCKING HEADACHE! (((((((((((((((((:
next topic: diet supplements 

07.11.2018 02:11:21
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Hunni
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30049
Reputation: 15069
Posts: 63
Freethinkerland
07.11.2018 02:46:59
Hunni

Don't EVEN get me STARTED on diet supplements! If I'm having supplements I want FULL BODIED supplements not some stupid diet version. If I don't want to get fat I just EAT FEWER SUPPLEMENTS, DUH! And people are always like "I don't think you understand what diet supplement means blah blah" and OH MY GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING and they start telling me I'm dumb which is SO NOT TRUE but I can't get them to be quiet, even if I cover their ears!

Next: the game Don't Even Get Me Started

07.11.2018 02:46:59
I visited the patriarchy and all I got was this externalised sense of self worth.  And an uncomfortable tshirt.
Alexis92
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 232045
Reputation: 86325
Posts: 1185
Agnostica
07.11.2018 09:45:06
Alexis92

Don't EVEN get me STARTED on the game Don't Even Get Me Started! I have a fuckton of things to do today, my finals are approaching and I'm still here, sucked into this website playing it! I haven't even had breakfast yet! Thank god I don't have classes today, or I'd be super late for them, all thanks to this fucking game!

Next: the holiday season

07.11.2018 09:45:06
Ariro
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24855
Reputation: 13633
Posts: 599
Freethinkerland
08.11.2018 00:14:50
Ariro

Don't EVEN get me STARTED on the holidays!! What is the point? I have been hearing christmas music non stop already! Why?? Its so dumb with their lyrics. And the stores are packed!! Usually going in somewhere to shop is fun, not during the holidays! Children and their moms everywhere and little old grandmas wanting to buy 5 dollar gifts for their 30+ grandchildren and children and great grandchildren!! WTF? Oh and the pressure! The pressure of HAVING to buy a gift, WHY? I am poor, sorry people you get none. 


next topic: cats 

08.11.2018 00:14:50
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
08.11.2018 00:21:07
Pia Margrethe

Don't EVN GET ME STARTED about cats... they dominate the interweb and, at best, only simulate affection. My auntie always puts them out at night because she is scared they will eat her face if she dies in the night. And when they are upset they leave their foul-smelling feces in my shoes. 

High heels.

08.11.2018 00:21:07
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Ariro
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24855
Reputation: 13633
Posts: 599
Freethinkerland
13.11.2018 02:09:58
Ariro

Don't EVEN get me STARTED on HIGH HEELS!! They make your ass look sexy as heck. And your calfs pop out and draws attention to you. BUT YOU CANT WALK IN THEM! And even if you can walk in them because you have forced yourself to try and try and try and you have mastered the high heels. i bet it was PAINFUL! You probably got blisters and bled. And even the best people out there with the best high heels will be tired and have sore aching feet after wearing pair all day. THEY SUCK! 


Next topic: Mac and Cheese 

13.11.2018 02:09:58
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
13.11.2018 12:56:25
Pia Margrethe

Don't even get me started on Mac and Cheese. The macaroni isn't and neither is the cheese. It has too many calories and too much of the taste comes from chemicals. It takes bland and it's always too soft. It doesn't make good leftovers and there's a lot of waste. Not too mention it's bad for your waist!

Next topic: American Exceptionalism

13.11.2018 12:56:25
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil

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