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Don't EVEN get me STARTED

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06.11.2018
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
02.12.2018 22:35:17
Shiz_Briz

Don't get me started on skull rings. Young folks wear them to look thuggish, cool or like they're fascinated by death. Thugs gonna beat your ass, you're not cool and death isn't fascinating, it's cold.

Next topic: breast implants 

02.12.2018 22:35:17

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
03.12.2018 08:04:45
Pia Margrethe

Don't EVEN get me started about cosmetic breast implants! Breast implants are an indicator of our servility to ideals established by and for men. They impose a rule of self-worth over us. They don't look natural, don't feel natural and only mask our insecurities. They are dangerous to our health, both physical and psychological. They appeal to the superficial in us. They make it difficult to run, jump and be physically active. They are not bio-degradable. They are vanity and self-loathing taken to an extreme. They are not covered by medical insurance. So, don't even get me started...

Don't even get me started about wolf-whistles and comments on the street...

03.12.2018 08:04:45
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
03.12.2018 14:04:43
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about wolf whistles and comments on the street. They are downright rude, disrespectful and highly insulting. They make most girls feel uncomfortable and sometimes lead to physical violence. If a girl can fight and busts their ass for it, she's blamed for not being able to take a compliment. If she calls someone who can handle them, probably a male figure, they claim it's all jokes and can't seem to understand that it's sexual harassment. But, just let known gay guys make a simple comment about their look and they're ready to beat the shit out of him but they do worse to girls and it's all jokes. 

Next topic: diamond 

03.12.2018 14:04:43

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
03.12.2018 15:41:03
Pia Margrethe

Don't get me started about diamonds: as gem stones they are useless and ostentatious, as overvalued and rare things they are the source of much hyuman suffering (see: blood diamonds), as abrasives they are just that - abrasive.

Don't even get me started about marriage proposals.

03.12.2018 15:41:03
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Aravis
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16032
Reputation: 8852
Posts: 862
Freethinkerland
04.12.2018 02:56:13
Aravis

Don't even get me started about a marriage proposal, when all I want is my boyfriend to have a simple, private occasion to propose, when instead I get a proposal in Times Square with a million people watching, and my answer being broadcast on all the massive screens. Of course I'll say yes, but the pressure...!!

Don't even get me started about dog owners.

04.12.2018 02:56:13

Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
04.12.2018 04:55:44
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about dog owners. They believe their dogs can do no wrong even when the dogs urinate in other people's gardens and ruin flower beds. They're always trying to convince you their enormous dogs are cute and harmless. No, I don't want to touch him/her get that horse away from me 

Next: snow 

04.12.2018 04:55:44

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
04.12.2018 15:35:48
Pia Margrethe

Would the universe end if we found two identical snowflakes? Don't get me started about snow. Sure, it's pretty at both the macro-scopic and micro-scopic levels. Sure, it's a great way to store water for cities that are close to mountains. Sure, it's fun to play in and with, and easy to sculpt. Sure, it's cold, but it's easy to dress for, unlike rain. Don't ge me started about snow, not in an era of global warming.

The community swimming pool.

04.12.2018 15:35:48
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
05.12.2018 07:38:05
Shiz_Briz

Don't get me started about the community swimming pool. Why doesn't anyone ever treat it right? It's almost always never clean enough and a good way to get infection. The worst is some dickheads actually pee in it. 

Next topic: money 

05.12.2018 07:38:05

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
05.12.2018 09:40:57
Pia Margrethe

Don't even get me started about money. It's supposed to make life easier and transactions flow, but what it really does is clog the drains and end up in the hands of the plumbers who then use it to acquire more control and power over our lives. It used to be something that you could touch and store without losing value, but it's become a digitized thing. Attempts to rationalize and improve it have failed, concentrating it in fewer and fewer digital hands. It impedes our lives rather than improving them. And the physical objects are covered with germs. The new plastic stuff doesn't even make a decent tube for snorting drugs. Don't get me started about money.

And don't get me started about plumbers!

05.12.2018 09:40:57
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
05.12.2018 09:56:58
Shiz_Briz

Don't even get me started about plumbers. They never get to your house in time. After calling them and waiting for a while, you try to fix your leak, end up frustrated and ready to sell your house before they finally get there.

Next: shoe laces 

05.12.2018 09:56:58

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